How do you impress a woman? :shock: WOT? It can be done?

14 Jun 2005

How to impress a woman:
feed her, call her, support her, hold her, surprize her, compliment her, smile to her, listen to her, laugh and cry with her, be romantic with her, trust her, pray for her, pray with her, cuddle with her, shop with her, buy her jewlery, hold her hand; buy her flowers,, write her love letters, go with her to the end of the world and back...
how to impress a man
undress, bring something to eat and move away from the tv
I know that some are going to be taking :notes: and some will think me a loon

but thought it was a bit err funny yet true to life dunno

:dunno:
:scared:

:scared: Now it wait and see who pops me back to reality :scared: :smackbottom: :scared:

14 Jun 2005

Quote by CiscoCat6k
how to impress a man
undress, bring something to eat and move away from the tv

No, come on.......... you missed the BJ during the ads of the football.
Well, works for me lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

14 Jun 2005

Quote by bluexxx
how to impress a man
undress, bring something to eat and move away from the tv

No, come on.......... you missed the BJ during the ads of the football.
Well, works for me lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
What a woman :smitten:

14 Jun 2005

Quote by bluexxx
how to impress a man
undress, bring something to eat and move away from the tv

No, come on.......... you missed the BJ during the ads of the football.
Well, works for me lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Lucky bugger.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

14 Jun 2005

Quote by CiscoCat6k
how to impress a man
undress, bring something to eat and move away from the tv
:scared: :scared: Now it wait and see who pops me back to reality :scared: :smackbottom: :scared:

WOT NO LAGER

14 Jun 2005

Quote by CiscoCat6k
how to impress a man
undress, bring something to eat and move away from the tv

No, come on.......... you missed the BJ during the ads of the football.
Well, works for me lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Lucky bugger.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeah, lucky if I ever actually got a BJ during the ads of the football rolleyes

. Actually that's where the very fast porn watching comes in handy :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh and you lot sooooooooooo think I'm joking :lol: :lol: :lol:

14 Jun 2005

How would someone go about impressing me?
1). Listen to what i have to say.....
2). Appreciate really fine wines and underwear....
3). Have the ability to converse on a higher level than just a sexual one...
4). Not be pushy or demanding...
5). Not be condescending in any way...
See.... i'm easily pleased...... lol
equi-princess xxx

14 Jun 2005

Quote by equi-princess
How would someone go about impressing me?
1). Listen to what i have to say.....
2). Appreciate really fine wines and underwear....
3). Have the ability to converse on a higher level than just a sexual one...
4). Not be pushy or demanding...
5). Not be condescending in any way...
See.... i'm easily pleased...... lol
equi-princess xxx

You say something???

14 Jun 2005

woman of few words...... !!!!!!!
equi-princess xxx

14 Jun 2005

Quote by equi-princess
How would someone go about impressing me?
1). Listen to what i have to say.....
2). Appreciate really fine wines and underwear....
3). Have the ability to converse on a higher level than just a sexual one...
4). Not be pushy or demanding...
5). Not be condescending in any way...
See.... i'm easily pleased...... lol
equi-princess xxx

well 1 out of 5 aint bad
like my rioja lol

14 Jun 2005

You'll have to work on the other 4 then won't you ??????? ....
equi-princess xxx

14 Jun 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Yeah, lucky if I ever actually got a BJ during the ads of the football .

Come to think of it, it doesn't even have to be during the ads of the football.... any programme with do, even Big Brother lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: ................
Actually, it doesn't even have to be during the ads at all.......... any other time will be fine too (barring nail biting penalty shoot outs :lol: )

14 Jun 2005

Quote by equi-princess
How would someone go about impressing me?
1). Listen to what i have to say.....
2). Appreciate really fine wines and underwear....
3). Have the ability to converse on a higher level than just a sexual one...
4). Not be pushy or demanding...
5). Not be condescending in any way...
See.... i'm easily pleased...... lol
equi-princess xxx

This is a man we're talking about

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

14 Jun 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Yeah, lucky if I ever actually got a BJ during the ads of the football .

Come to think of it, it doesn't even have to be during the ads of the football.... any programme with do, even Big Brother lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: ................
Actually, it doesn't even have to be during the ads at all.......... any other time will be fine too (barring nail biting penalty shoot outs :lol: )
oooooh errrrrrr yes, dont want to bite off more than you can chew :twisted:

14 Jun 2005

Quote by longhandle8
dont want to bite off more than you can chew :twisted:

Well yes.......... I wouldn't want to be castrated, would I........ :shock:
Best not ask for a BJ during penalties :shock: :shock: :shock:

14 Jun 2005

Quote by bluexxx
dont want to bite off more than you can chew :twisted:

Well yes.......... I wouldn't want to be castrated, would I........ :shock:
Best not ask for a BJ during penalties :shock: :shock: :shock:
Not with England playing - they always miss rolleyes

14 Jun 2005

So manditory BJ's aren't in everyones contract then ???

14 Jun 2005

Quote by blonde
So manditory BJ's aren't in everyones contract then ???

Now you're just teasing wink

But seriously, it's certainly worth slipping into a pre nup agreement :twisted:

14 Jun 2005

Quote by SXBOY

how to impress a man
undress, bring something to eat and move away from the tv
:scared: :scared: Now it wait and see who pops me back to reality :scared: :smackbottom: :scared:

WOT NO LAGER
Not for you sxboy, your on a diet lol

Lindaxxx

14 Jun 2005

Quote by equi-princess
You'll have to work on the other 4 then won't you ??????? ....
equi-princess xxx

*mental not*must try harder

14 Jun 2005

3). Have the ability to converse on a higher level than just a sexual one...
4). Not be pushy or demanding...
/quote]

So when we going to shag then!....come on tell me!................. NOW!! :twisted:

14 Jun 2005

Quote by lexus boy
You'll have to work on the other 4 then won't you ??????? ....
equi-princess xxx

*mental not*must try harder
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Not mental???

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: yea right....since when?

14 Jun 2005

oops

my typing is attrocious today!

14 Jun 2005

Quote by equi-princess
How would someone go about impressing me?
1). Listen to what i have to say.....
2). Appreciate really fine wines and underwear....
3). Have the ability to converse on a higher level than just a sexual one...
4). Not be pushy or demanding...
5). Not be condescending in any way...
See.... i'm easily pleased...... lol
equi-princess xxx

1. Please have something worth listening to, not your moans and grips about me wanting too much sex.
2. Absolutely, you well soused with wine and its a delight to see your underwear - both on you and in a pile by the bed, couch, sink, dining table, balcony, jacuzzi, etc.
3. Refer to number one. Once you have satisfied one head we will work on the other.
4. Once again.. refer to numbers 1 and 3. Once my demands for sex have been met we will be well on our way to happiness. It is difficult enough to speak to you without the added pressure that you create in my trousers
5. Well 4 out of 5 aint bad. lol

As to the easily please part - WOT a woman that admits it - in public forum even? :bs: :bs:
:eeek: blink

:eeek: :blink:

15 Jun 2005

Quote by bluexxx
how to impress a man
undress, bring something to eat and move away from the tv

No, come on.......... you missed the BJ during the ads of the football.
Well, works for me lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
At last ! ! ! !
Something good about watching football rolleyes