Quote by JonJon
In the opinion of one delightful emailer ()
"WE R SICK OF WANKETS WHO SAY THEY ARE THICK. ONLY EMAIL US AGAIN IF YOUR TO THICK TO FIT INTO A LOO ROLE*"
So there you go, a definitive answer as to what constitutes 'thick' ;)
*all spelling and grammatical errors writer's own
Should we all carry a loo roll tube round as a gauge then? I have a much nicer way of gauging.