How do you measure a cock??????

21 Sep 2004

Quote by JonJon
In the opinion of one delightful emailer ()
"WE R SICK OF WANKETS WHO SAY THEY ARE THICK. ONLY EMAIL US AGAIN IF YOUR TO THICK TO FIT INTO A LOO ROLE*"
So there you go, a definitive answer as to what constitutes 'thick' ;)
*all spelling and grammatical errors writer's own

Should we all carry a loo roll tube round as a gauge then? I have a much nicer way of gauging.

21 Sep 2004

Quote by Vix
I have a much nicer way of gauging.

:idea:

:thrilled:

21 Sep 2004

Quote by warwick
Sorry about that
I wont do it again

which one of you was it, though???
the one with the thick cock, obviously...

21 Sep 2004

Quote by JonJon
In the opinion of one delightful emailer ()
"WE R SICK OF WANKETS WHO SAY THEY ARE THICK. ONLY EMAIL US AGAIN IF YOUR TO THICK TO FIT INTO A LOO ROLE*"
So there you go, a definitive answer as to what constitutes 'thick' ;)
*all spelling and grammatical errors writer's own

I quite chuffed then because when i was about 20 i remember trying that for some obsurd reason and i couldnt fit into one hard!.
Wetslide Pats self on back!....... biggrin

21 Sep 2004

So if a man has an under average cock girth and length all the women would say no thanxs??? confused

:? Ermmmmmm well thats me fooked then... wink

:wink: :wink: lol

21 Sep 2004

Quote by andy04
So if a man has an under average cock girth and length all the women would say no thanxs??? :? Ermmmmmm well thats me fooked then... :wink: :wink:

Ermmmmmm presumably not :? :? :wink: :wink:

21 Sep 2004

I always find if girth is an issue to carry a roll of cellotape with me...it comes in handy, but a tad difficult to remove unless I have shaven my pubes? wink

21 Sep 2004

I was always under the impression that if it didnt work we got 2 other sex toys worthy of givin pleasure... tongue and hand... wink

:wink:
And being a man who can and loves to breath through his ears i generally use the tongue to impress biggrin

:D :D

23 Sep 2004

Quote by andy04
I was always under the impression that if it didnt work we got 2 other sex toys worthy of givin pleasure... tongue and hand... :wink:
And being a man who can and loves to breath through his ears i generally use the tongue to impress :D :D

Well said... if one tool breaks, chances are the other two are waiting in the toolbox smile

The women I know who say they have 'mindblowing' or 'great' sex never ever say its cos he was big or thick or long... it was always because he was goooood at what he did... meanwhile the women I know (and the men) who go on about dick size never realy mention much about having had mind blowing sex.
Length/width is just braggin rights for people who can't tell stories about the time their GF went cross eyed and fainted :D :twisted: :twisted:

23 Sep 2004

Quote by EnglishChris99
I was always under the impression that if it didnt work we got 2 other sex toys worthy of givin pleasure... tongue and hand... :wink:
And being a man who can and loves to breath through his ears i generally use the tongue to impress :D :D

Well said... if one tool breaks, chances are the other two are waiting in the toolbox smile

The women I know who say they have 'mindblowing' or 'great' sex never ever say its cos he was big or thick or long... it was always because he was goooood at what he did... meanwhile the women I know (and the men) who go on about dick size never realy mention much about having had mind blowing sex.
Length/width is just braggin rights for people who can't tell stories about the time their GF went cross eyed and fainted :D :twisted: :twisted:
I could tell you about a gf that went cross eyed and fainted... That will teach me to have raw onions and then fart for England doing coitus!!!!
(Note: Slightly nicked from a thread long ago.. Thankyou Wilma - I think)
Paul

12 Nov 2004

Hi All i was just wondering if the size of a mans cock really matters?

12 Nov 2004

Jesus Ive only been on heree a couple of months now and this poll/post comes up at least once a fortnight!!

12 Nov 2004

Quote by fruity1976
Jesus Ive only been on heree a couple of months now and this poll/post comes up at least once a fortnight!!

Yeah! But did you register your poll vote? :twisted: lol

:lol:

12 Nov 2004

Aye and its the same everytime!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO whats the point in the size if he dont know how to use it!!!!! rolleyes

12 Nov 2004

Quote by samandchris
Hi All i was just wondering if the size of a mans cock really matters?

Its effectiveness is determined mainly by how far away from the man it is:
Careful measurements taken with highly sensitive decibel meters have shown no correlation between the size of a cock and the loudness of its crowing. The closer it is, the louder it sounds.

12 Nov 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
Hi All i was just wondering if the size of a mans cock really matters?

Its effectiveness is determined mainly by how far away from the man it is:
Careful measurements taken with highly sensitive decibel meters have shown no correlation between the size of a cock and the amplitude of its crowing. The closer it is, the louder it sounds.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

12 Nov 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
Hi All i was just wondering if the size of a mans cock really matters?

Its effectiveness is determined mainly by how far away from the man it is:
Careful measurements taken with highly sensitive decibel meters have shown no correlation between the size of a cock and the amplitude of its crowing. The closer it is, the louder it sounds.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
hehe I second third and fouth that lol

12 Nov 2004

To the bloke that owns it, it does.... lol

(sorry I'm in a silly mood at the mo)

12 Nov 2004

:P In all honesty this is a poll I've usually stayed away from due to lack of experience.
Not anymore :twisted:
But stil too redface

:embarrased: to say

12 Nov 2004

Quote by fruity1976
Aye and its the same everytime!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO whats the point in the size if he dont know how to use it!!!!!

from a "none" well endowered person it is a god send to here coments like that!
JGL

12 Nov 2004

Hey hey....another chance for the gratuitous use of my avatar

12 Nov 2004

well it is true whats the point in having a cock at all if you dont use it properly!! As with anything!!

12 Nov 2004

Quote by fruity1976
well it is true whats the point in having a cock at all if you dont use it properly!! As with anything!!

*gets coat*
Taxi.....

13 Nov 2004

Men eh?????
you never get women boasting: "look at the size of my fanny, fooking massive!"
"it's like rattling a stick in a tin can"
me????? Oh yeah, hung like a shire horse! wink

KinkyLizard

13 Nov 2004

Quote by samandchris
Hi All i was just wondering if the size of a mans cock really matters?

It depends on how close to the toilet you stand.
lhk

13 Nov 2004

Fanfare for the Average Man wink

13 Nov 2004

:laughabove:

13 Nov 2004

Perhaps I could ask every male forum user, to take two minutes to fill in this form.
Then we may be able to lay the matter to rest once and for all.

13 Nov 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Fanfare for the Average Man

OR HOW ABOUT:
Fanfare for the Averagely Endowed Man.

What cock size do you like