How do you measure a cock??????

13 Nov 2004

Quote by wildwilly
Perhaps I could ask every male forum user, to take two minutes to fill in this form.
Then we may be able to lay the matter to rest once and for all.

13 Nov 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
Perhaps I could ask every male forum user, to take two minutes to fill in this form.
Then we may be able to lay the matter to rest once and for all.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

13 Nov 2004

I've discussed the subject with a number of women and most say no, some do however say yes.
I think a much more relevant question would be , "Would you say no to a guy with a really big cock?" Or, "Which guy would you choose, penis size - small, medium or large?"
SA
XXX

13 Nov 2004

It only matters if it's wielded by an unskilled owner.......just flapping it about and saying "look at the size of THIS" won't have women fainting in orgasmic puddles....although flapping it about with a flag tied to the end does have an amusement value and may lead to hysterical puddles induced by laughter! wink

13 Nov 2004

Another thing, there aren't many ads from women looking for men with a small cock (none that I've seen anyway), but quite a lot request VWE males.
No wonder so many men keep asking the question!!!!
I'm not really as cynical as that and my previous post in this thread sound biggrin

SA
XXX

13 Nov 2004

Quote by SpiritedAway
Another thing, there aren't many ads from women looking for men with a small cock (none that I've seen anyway)

Here's one!

13 Nov 2004

Quote by fruity1976
Aye and its the same everytime!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO whats the point in the size if he dont know how to use it!!!!!

Look ofcourse a mans cock size is important!.. its important to both the individual receiving it and the man who brandishes it!.
People may say "oh size dont matter"..
well i disagree... If you have a nicely larged sized cock AND you know how to use it then all the better.
But having a tiny cock and knowing how to use it could be useless... i mean you cant beat an egg with a toothpick can you!!!.

13 Nov 2004

Nice one Reese biggrin

Proved me wrong.
I hadn't looked through 'lets meet up', only the photo ads.
I guess you know what I was getting at though :-)
SA
XXX

13 Nov 2004

Quote by the_magik_s
Aye and its the same everytime!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO whats the point in the size if he dont know how to use it!!!!!

Look ofcourse a mans cock size is important!.. its important to both the individual receiving it and the man who brandishes it!.
People may say "oh size dont matter"..
well i disagree... If you have a nicely larged sized cock AND you know how to use it then all the better.
But having a tiny cock and knowing how to use it could be useless... i mean you cant beat an egg with a toothpick can you!!!.
And you can't stir your tea with a telegraph pole.

13 Nov 2004

Quote by the_magik_s
Aye and its the same everytime!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO whats the point in the size if he dont know how to use it!!!!!

Look ofcourse a mans cock size is important!.. its important to both the individual receiving it and the man who brandishes it!.
People may say "oh size dont matter"..
well i disagree... If you have a nicely larged sized cock AND you know how to use it then all the better.
But having a tiny cock and knowing how to use it could be useless... i mean you cant beat an egg with a toothpick can you!!!.
Ha ha .. not that im comparing beating an egg to sex!.. lol

13 Nov 2004

something to consider.....girth!!! wide is good...... smile

13 Nov 2004

Quote by mellow
something to consider.....girth!!! wide is good......

What she said cool

8-)

13 Nov 2004

Said it b4 and will say it again.... I am a bucket. Therefore, the bigger the better. biggrin

13 Nov 2004

Quote by the_magik_s
But having a tiny cock and knowing how to use it could be useless... i mean you cant beat an egg with a toothpick can you!!!.

:P Oh?...and the woman's g-spot is where?

13 Nov 2004

Quote by Vix
Said it b4 and will say it again.... I am a bucket. Therefore, the bigger the better.

Oh vix u great big dirty bucket you :lol:
bet u my buckets bigger than yours :P

13 Nov 2004

some little dicks that i once knew,
fat dicks, skinny dicks, they were too,
but the one little dick with the feather on his knob,
he ruled the others and he made them throb!!
Takes all sorts!!

14 Nov 2004

In a mans wallet?? lol

:lol:

14 Nov 2004

and the woman's g-spot is where?

A mans wallet? lol

:lol: :lol:

14 Nov 2004

:P Hehehehe....which explains why a lot of men can't find it. F*cking short arms and deep pockets.

16 Nov 2004

Quote by Libra-Love

But having a tiny cock and knowing how to use it could be useless... i mean you cant beat an egg with a toothpick can you!!!.

:P Oh?...and the woman's g-spot is where?
ha ha fair point libra , but i belive the question was ..."does size matter"?.
I

16 Nov 2004

does the size matter ?
Yes no yes no yes no yes no yesssssss nooooooo yessssssssssss nooooooooo.
for them that dont get that no is the going in and yes is the pulling out.. hmm or is that the other way round!
.xX Joanne Xx.

16 Nov 2004

the difference is...you can beat an egg...
but a question...zhat does using it properly actually constitute...always welco;e help on improvements

16 Nov 2004

Whoever set this poll up clearly never felt the cold, cold, harsh and uncomfortable feel of white porcelain on their bell end when sitting down to pee!

16 Nov 2004

Whilst some of us don't need to sit down to feel the cold, harsh, uncomfortable feel of white porcelain on their bell end whilst peeing... :lol2:

16 Nov 2004

I dont mind the white porcelain on my bell end it is sometimes essential to cool things down sufficiently so that pee doesnt hit the ceiling, no what gets me is my balls dangling in the water. :shock:

16 Nov 2004

Why Email is like a Penis
10. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
9. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.
8. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not
worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
7. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it (e-mail envy).
6. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real
work done.
5. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information
vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's
the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today us it for
fun most of the time.
4. If you don't apply appropriate measures, It can spread viruses.
3. If you use it to much, you'll find it becomes more and more
difficult to think coherently.
2. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual
size and influence warrant.
1. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot
of trouble.

16 Nov 2004

HAHAHA lucy hun
You've ruined the thin blue line for me now!
.xX Joanne Xx.

25 Apr 2005

I Know I know, I am a TV and size does matter to me. The bigger the better for me I say. But when you see porn etc etc the fella always (well nearly always) has a big cock. To all you out there be either male or female, does size matter?, and if so what the biggest (Be honest) you seen and had?

25 Apr 2005

The search button is your friend rolleyes

25 Apr 2005

This is the most recent thread where this topic has been discussed:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/42148.html -
.....there must be at least a dozen further back.
Mike.

What cock size do you like