How do you measure a cock??????

12 Jul 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
The person he goes to bed with is most likely the cause of the problem. The men who are hung up about size are hung up about it because women are obsessed with it. You don't see men openly ridiculing and disrespecting women just because of their supposedly "inadequate" physical attributes, do you?

you do ice.....you don't see many peeps on the ads asking for fried eggs lol

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Quote by CiscoCat6k
Does fight with his cock... could be charged with assualt with a dead weapon icon_ icon_

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kaz limply laughs :lol: :lol: :lol:

12 Jul 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Any man who questions the size and shape of his own appendage compared to that of other men..... has a serious inadequacy complex.......
Who cares if its bigger, smaller, fatter, thinner, more bendy or whatever........?????
Its the person the woman goes to bed with.... not just his cock size.......
equi-princess xxx

The person he goes to bed with is most likely the cause of the problem. The men who are hung up about size are hung up about it because women are obsessed with it. You don't see men openly ridiculing and disrespecting women just because of their supposedly "inadequate" physical attributes, do you?
:shock: you don't work in Royal Mail then!! Have heard enough of mingers/slags/lard buckets and bucket c*nts to last a lifetime.
I think you have a very valid point there though Ice Pie, that the inadequacies stem from an outside influence, not all men are obnoxious boorish idiots who would rather go out with a brain dead lass who looks perfect. And not all women are that insensitve that they'll callously and with some joy point out some fella's failings in the trouser dept. But ttere are those on both sides.
Anyhows, i am very happy as i am hung like a horse.. ( a little baby sea-horse)

12 Jul 2005

Quote by kazswallows

The person he goes to bed with is most likely the cause of the problem. The men who are hung up about size are hung up about it because women are obsessed with it. You don't see men openly ridiculing and disrespecting women just because of their supposedly "inadequate" physical attributes, do you?

you do ice.....you don't see many peeps on the ads asking for fried eggs lol

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I'm not disputing or complaining about personal preferences. What I'm talking about is the spiteful denigration of people who don't match that preference. Most women do it, most men don't.

12 Jul 2005

Quote by inneedofsomeloving
i posted a article a few days ago about penis size and staying power thankyou to the peple what responded but i am still at a lost when many of you ladies out there said size does not matter and its what you do with it that counts but why is it that most of the ladies who are advertising are asking for men with 9 or 10 inch penis so does size matter

been off line a while and u still worried about yr willy size.
awwwwwwwwwwww
that women really upset u then
hugs
Babe1 lol

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12 Jul 2005

Couple wakes up in the morning and she says to him:
I had the most hilarious dream. What is that then he asks?
I dreamed there was a whole bucket full of cocks and on top was alittle tiny one which was yours.
Next morning they wake up and he says:
I had the most hilarious dream. She says: Ha, ha I know. There was a bucket full of pussies and the smallest on top was mine.
No he says in yours stood the bucket.

12 Jul 2005

Quote by supercachondo
I don't lie about size, but have been known to imply that I have 2 or 3 penii. No-one asks for proof, which is quite a surprise and without an op or Photoshop very difficult to achieve.

Tell ya what... just show us th middle one.

12 Jul 2005

If it ain't broke, don't bloody fix it.
Or put it this way.... What's your answer when she asks "Does my bum look big in this?"

12 Jul 2005

I once went to bed with MkII after a small tiff, that we couldn't immediately resolve; so let "the sun go down on an argument" - bad; I know.
But . . . . .
First thing the next morning when we woke,
MkII "Mr dambuster, Don't talk to me until you agree I was right. And take your elbow out of my back!"
Me "Mrs dambuster, You were not right, and I'm not going to lie to you. Not even to make you feel better. And - btw, that's notmy elbow "
MkII, turning to me with a smile and a glint in her eye "Good morning, Neil"
But - more seriously - I've always been secure enough "within myself" to have never had the need to actually measure myself. That's actually true. If it fits - marvellous. If it doesn't - there's not a great deal I can do about it.
If anything - I'm concerned these days far more about overall performance and the level of pleasure given to the person I'm with than anything else. While ever I get to see that look, and am able to make your head thrash from side to side occasionally - I'll be a happy man.
"If I'm not big enough or stay hard long enough for you, and can't make up for that in other ways - move on. I have no shame for myself and no malice toward you"
Sure - when I was younger I've "glanced" and compared myself to others in communal showers etc, but not to the point of having a complex about it.
A very heart-warming and confidence giving thread I read on here some time ago was about "showers and/or growers" - I put myself firmly in the "growers" category.
As Ice said - a lot of it has to do with the person you are with, and I'll add (for myself) just how turned on I am by thatperson at thattime.
All that ^^^^^^ from someone who recently gave a girl all he had - then she struggled to have any more than 6 raspberries in her mouth ffs ! ! ! :rotflmao:

12 Jul 2005

I did not even know there are different sizes, just different egos

12 Jul 2005

Quote by G and H
I did not even know there are different sizes, just different egos

Ah - now - egos. There I cancompete with the biggest wink

12 Jul 2005

Is the reason some women love bigger cocks because they are......er..........more accomodating downstairs than other women.
Since its one thing fitting inside another, maybe fair to look at the size of both.
And no I aint got a small one, so not looking for excuses lol

12 Jul 2005

Quote by 3someinpreston
But more important its how "talented" the woman is at getting what she desires. Women who want "monster cocks" are normally not able to perform as well themselves and blame men for the lack of ability.
Best answer we can give

Or maybe they just fancy a monster cock for a change.
Ice Pie wrote:

The person he goes to bed with is most likely the cause of the problem. The men who are hung up about size are hung up about it because women are obsessed with it. You don't see men openly ridiculing and disrespecting women just because of their supposedly "inadequate" physical attributes, do you?

You mean apart from the women with eating disorders because of the comments made about them, or those who pay thousands to be rebuilt to suit a perceived male preference.
But it was funny :P
Jas
XXX

12 Jul 2005

Quote by inneedofsomeloving
i posted a article a few days ago about penis size and staying power thankyou to the peple what responded but i am still at a lost when many of you ladies out there said size does not matter and its what you do with it that counts but why is it that most of the ladies who are advertising are asking for men with 9 or 10 inch penis so does size matter

Well, I've just been through all 105 adverts in women seeking men, and you appear to be talking bollocks.
Only 6 of those adverts ask for men with large cocks.
lhk
Kat

12 Jul 2005

I've never once said anything derogatory to someone about their penis size or anything about them for that matter.
I know how much damage the smallest comment can make to some people so I treat people how I'd like to be treated.
I don't lie either..... if someone has a problem with their size or whatever, that is their problem to deal with and I'll be supportive but I wouldn't lie to make that person feel better as it's not right.
We could go round and round in circles asking why men lie or women lie or if size of penis, breasts, bum, height, weight etc matters (and we do!) but there will never be a single definitive answer as we're all different.....we all like different things and thats that!

12 Jul 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
Ice Pie wrote:
The person he goes to bed with is most likely the cause of the problem. The men who are hung up about size are hung up about it because women are obsessed with it. You don't see men openly ridiculing and disrespecting women just because of their supposedly "inadequate" physical attributes, do you?

You mean apart from the women with eating disorders because of the comments made about them, or those who pay thousands to be rebuilt to suit a perceived male preference.

Yes, apart from those. smile

OK I generalised and I stand corrected. Enjoy. lol

12 Jul 2005

you read all 105 :shock:

13 Jul 2005

We don't we all stop beliving the adverts and find ourselves beautiful as we are.
Then nobody can complain

13 Jul 2005

Quote by markz
you read all 105 :shock:

Nah, I just plucked a number out of the air.
Fiver says I am not far wrong though. :smug:
lhk
Kat

13 Jul 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Ice Pie wrote:
The person he goes to bed with is most likely the cause of the problem. The men who are hung up about size are hung up about it because women are obsessed with it. You don't see men openly ridiculing and disrespecting women just because of their supposedly "inadequate" physical attributes, do you?

You mean apart from the women with eating disorders because of the comments made about them, or those who pay thousands to be rebuilt to suit a perceived male preference.

Yes, apart from those. smile

OK I generalised and I stand corrected. Enjoy. lol

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Woo hoo Gotcha :bounce: :lol: :lol: :lol:
passionkiss

assionkiss:
Jas
XXX

26 Jul 2005

: So why do they say that it is 'the bigger the better''? Whats all that about. It makes the smaller people feel less adiquate? Love you loads Joe Average!!!

26 Jul 2005

... What subject are we meant to be discussing?
confused

26 Jul 2005

Are we talking about houses?? biggrin

:D

26 Jul 2005

height? weight?

26 Jul 2005

Maybe it is supermarket packaging, the bigger the box the better lol

you know better value for money and all that

26 Jul 2005

The bigger my wallet is the better it is
The bigger a womans breasts are the better.
The bigger the fire is !!!! aint that good
But if the subject is on cock size... What is the answer ladies bigger the cock the better ??
lol

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26 Jul 2005

ok ok fair point i should have been more specific!! i meant to ask the question about phallic size!!!

26 Jul 2005

Quote by Sam_C1983
ok ok fair point i should have been more specific!! i meant to ask the question about phallic size!!!

OH NO!
Not another thread about dick size...............
Please......... someone complain about repetition and tell me to lock it :doh:

26 Jul 2005

Blue
Repetition, please lock it lol

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26 Jul 2005

Quote by Sarah
Blue
Repetition, please lock it :lol:

YES!
Sam..... think of something more original.... why not have a read through some of the previous threads and see what we've been discussing lately, then you might be in a better position to contribute new things smile

4 Oct 2005

Just a thought, There seems to be quite a few regualrs in here, do you think its time to have a whipround for a swing heaven tape measure. Clearly the one currently being used is measuring everyone about 3" longer than they really are!!!!!

What cock size do you like