How do you measure a cock??????

5 Oct 2005

what you on about?

5 Oct 2005

Everyone has an 8" cock on here, yea righto smile

5 Oct 2005

Quote by jas92888
Everyone has an 8" cock on here, yea righto

:shock: I don't have 8" :shock:
In fact I don't even have a cock at all :grin:
Tracy-Jayne

5 Oct 2005

H doesn't have an 8" cock, and errrrmmmm nor do I confused

5 Oct 2005

There are a lot of cocks about though, don't you think?

5 Oct 2005

Quote by freckledbird
There are a lot of cocks about though, don't you think?

Yes FB and even more dicks :undecided: :grin:
T-J

5 Oct 2005

Quote by RedHot
There are a lot of cocks about though, don't you think?

Yes FB and even more dicks :undecided: :grin:
T-J
Yep wink

5 Oct 2005

Quote by RedHot
Everyone has an 8" cock on here, yea righto

:shock: I don't have 8" :shock:
In fact I don't even have a cock at all :grin:
Tracy-Jayne
I'm sure you wouldn't have much trouble getting one tho wink

5 Oct 2005

Quote by dambuster
I'm sure you wouldn't have much trouble getting one tho

I'll second that! :thumbup: :wink: :wink:
innocent

:whistling:

5 Oct 2005

Quote by EagerSlut

I'm sure you wouldn't have much trouble getting one tho

I'll second that! :thumbup: :wink: :wink:
innocent

:whistling:
I refer The Honourable Slut to the answer I gave a short time ago . . . . . .

Quote by dambuster

Don't find "stolen" mid afternoon rumpy pumpy just marvelous ????

Hmmmmmm........ a stolen afternoon of sensual pleasure............. yes... i'd second that.... lol
equi-princess xxx
There's no queue :wink:
but . . . . . . . .
I'd need a cup of tea and a short rest between redface

:wink:

5 Oct 2005

Quote by dambuster

I'm sure you wouldn't have much trouble getting one tho

I'll second that! :thumbup: :wink: :wink:
innocent

:whistling:
I refer The Honourable Slut to the answer I gave a short time ago . . . . . .

Quote by dambuster

Don't find "stolen" mid afternoon rumpy pumpy just marvelous ????

Hmmmmmm........ a stolen afternoon of sensual pleasure............. yes... i'd second that.... lol
equi-princess xxx
There's no queue :wink:
but . . . . . . . .
I'd need a cup of tea and a short rest between redface

:wink:

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Can't find my coat :shock: :shock:

5 Oct 2005

At least as a scot...ye canna lie aboot the size..all it takes is a wee breeze, and all is revealed !!!..anyway, I can make mine 4"...all I do is bend it in half !!!
I,m happy with the size of my caber..any offers to toss it on a PM pleez !!

5 Oct 2005

My uncle used to have a field of cocks and pussys. The pussies used to chase and try to eat the cocks.

5 Oct 2005

Only eight inches? Offers to officially measure me on behalf of SH from WOMEN ONLY to my pm box.
Thank you.
Harry Jones

5 Oct 2005

Quote by jas92888
Everyone has an 8" cock on here, yea righto

Is that imperial or metric?
Size doesn't matter, just make sure it works.

5 Oct 2005

8inch isn't that big
now if they was all saying they was 12inch + i would doubt them

5 Oct 2005

There are a lot of cocks about though, don't you think?[/quote
As usual FB....excellent..... lol

CheekyChimp..... cool

5 Oct 2005

Quote by jas92888
Clearly the one currently being used is measuring everyone about 3" longer than they really are!!!!!

Actually I think it's just marked off in those new-fangled centimetre thingies and they haven't noticed. That'll explain the phenomenon. That or they're taking into account the portion of the article in question that is hidden inside the body (which is considerable, I believe). Plus there is no standard measuring technique: someone should define the SH Official Penis Measuring Method (SHOPeMM)
We're probably just better off with a piece of string.

5 Oct 2005

Quote by jas92888
Just a thought, There seems to be quite a few regualrs in here, do you think its time to have a whipround for a swing heaven tape measure. Clearly the one currently being used is measuring everyone about 3" longer than they really are!!!!!

excellent
pass it over here then and I'll make six inches wink

6 Oct 2005

Quote by jas92888
Just a thought, There seems to be quite a few regualrs in here, do you think its time to have a whipround for a swing heaven tape measure. Clearly the one currently being used is measuring everyone about 3" longer than they really are!!!!!

Well I know that Reese has a trusty 'boob measure', and he's not afraid to use it! May this could be redeployed?
From here.

Quote by Reese
I need some one to carry out a further examination, is Reese available with his tape measure? :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Awwww.. sorry, he's gone out. (It's Thursday. He has a regular thing going on on Thursdays)
I have the tape measure here... could I be of assistance?
Ahem. Am back now, and have my trusty tape measure to hand. However may I be of service? ;)