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how do you no if your a good fuck ????

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meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by Stormwalker

Never mind score cards, maybe we should have some kind of certification system. :giggle:

(old joke alert )
hey, if we had a score card system. I would give you one. lol
rolleyes
splendid
I’d give you one two :giggle:
Well while you're giggling away at your witty remark i'm off ooop norf to shag Splendid all night :lickface: :rascal:
Stormwalker
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu

Never mind score cards, maybe we should have some kind of certification system. :giggle:

(old joke alert )
hey, if we had a score card system. I would give you one. lol
rolleyes
splendid
I’d give you one two :giggle:
Well while you're giggling away at your witty remark i'm off ooop norf to shag Splendid all night :lickface: :rascal:
Pardon?
rotflmao
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by Stormwalker

Never mind score cards, maybe we should have some kind of certification system. :giggle:

(old joke alert )
hey, if we had a score card system. I would give you one. lol
rolleyes
splendid
I’d give you one two :giggle:
Well while you're giggling away at your witty remark i'm off ooop norf to shag Splendid all night :lickface: :rascal:
Pardon?
rotflmao
Spose i'd better ask first :giggle:
Unknown User
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Well while you're giggling away at your witty remark i'm off ooop norf to shag Splendid all night :lickface: :rascal:
Spose i'd better ask first :giggle:

It would be a waste of your time. I am a crap shag, not even a ten pinter.
splendid
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by splendid_

Well while you're giggling away at your witty remark i'm off ooop norf to shag Splendid all night :lickface: :rascal:
Spose i'd better ask first :giggle:

It would be a waste of your time. I am a crap shag, not even a ten pinter.
splendid
you might be better if you drank less wink
easy
Sex God
Quote by Stormwalker

Never mind score cards, maybe we should have some kind of certification system. :giggle:

(old joke alert )
hey, if we had a score card system. I would give you one. lol
rolleyes
splendid
I’d give you one two :giggle:
wow stormy.. are you and easy gonna get it 'on'.. can I watch... please please please please ?
splendid
Yes splen, he's going to be my bitch.....
I’m gonna use him long and hard……
and no you ain’t watching…
as punishment! smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
:shock: @ splendid_
:shock: :shock: :shock: @ Stormy
:giggle:
Yeah we're going to get it on Splen. and we're so not going to let you watch now. :rude:
*moves large amounts of booze, a TV and DVD player into room and selects a series of sport and block-buster movies for entertainment*
WHA????? We're going to be shagging, not getting drunk and watching films... honest redface :lol2:
Think we'll need to "discuss" this whole "bitch" thing tho. :huh: :lol:
Dawnie
Sex God
Shit, I don't know where to be and who I want to watch shagging who :eeek:
I'm confused :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Maybe we should set up a judging panel. Several volunteers from SH who are willing to watch people perform, for the sake of grading them into 'good','sex god', 'bad', 'indifferent', 'boring', 'adventurous', 'kinky'(etc.) categories. Hard work but someone should do it. Then we would have a rating system that everyone could use as a standard. Would that be verification though? :shock:
Dawnie
Sex God
No idea if it would count as the 'V' word but hey, I'm willing to be part of the judging panel :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
(Like that was a surprise rolleyes)
Freckledbird
Sex God
But then you wouldn't be able to participate! Or, we'd have to have a pool of judges so that everyone could be rated! Can't leave you out Dawnie :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by meat2pleaseu

Never mind score cards, maybe we should have some kind of certification system. :giggle:

(old joke alert )
hey, if we had a score card system. I would give you one. lol
rolleyes
splendid
I’d give you one two :giggle:
Well while you're giggling away at your witty remark i'm off ooop norf to shag Splendid all night :lickface: :rascal:
Pardon?
rotflmao
Spose i'd better ask first :giggle:
Step away from the yoghurt, its all mine :twisted:
Tinkabell__tiger
Warming the Bed
OMG what have i started lol , glad its all out in the open whatever you are good bad kinky, get out your score cards and be judged
tinks xx
easy
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
No idea if it would count as the 'V' word but hey, I'm willing to be part of the judging panel :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
(Like that was a surprise rolleyes)

But Dawnie ...... how would you be able to judge if the women were a good fuck? You being straight and all.... confused :? :? :? :?
:P :giggle: bolt
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by easy
But Dawnie ...... how would you be able to judge if the women were a good fuck? You being straight and all.... confused :? :? :? :?
:P :giggle: bolt

OOoooooo good point, Easy! :giggle:
Firelizard
Sex God
Well I could volunteer to be Dawnies subject :!: just for evaluation purposes obviously :twisted:
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
But then you wouldn't be able to participate! Or, we'd have to have a pool of judges so that everyone could be rated! Can't leave you out Dawnie :twisted:

Want to get off your pc for a while, let someone else use it? innocent
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird

But Dawnie ...... how would you be able to judge if the women were a good fuck? You being straight and all.... confused :? :? :? :?
:P :giggle: bolt

OOoooooo good point, Easy! :giggle:
Erm.................
I was thinking I could judge the men dunno
But...........
Shit............
Help................ :eeek:
:giggle:
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by firelizard
Well I could volunteer to be Dawnies subject :!: just for evaluation purposes obviously :twisted:

You had your chance and turned me down rolleyes
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
But then you wouldn't be able to participate! Or, we'd have to have a pool of judges so that everyone could be rated! Can't leave you out Dawnie :twisted:

Want to get off your pc for a while, let someone else use it? innocent
Nooooo - I'm all on my own anyway - MrFB won't be home until about 845 sad
He tells you fibs about me anyway! :shock: lol
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Nooooo - I'm all on my own anyway - MrFB won't be home until about 845 sad

Damn rolleyes
Quote by Freckledbird
He tells you fibs about me anyway! :shock: lol

What Mr-FB and I talk about in pm is nothing to do with you :smug:
Not even if we are talking about you and your habits rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
What Mr-FB and I talk about in pm is nothing to do with you :smug:
Not even if we are talking about you and your habits rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

:undecided: he told me what he'd said :shock: It's lies, all lies. I don't do things like that :angel:
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
:undecided: he told me what he'd said :shock: It's lies, all lies. I don't do things like that :angel:

Well you let Mr-FB use your pc more often and I'll believe you ;)
:giggle:
Stormwalker
Sex God
Well Easy and I had a great time,:bounce:
sadly you were all so busy flirting you missed it.. rotflmao
Ps don’t worry Easy my love, I guarantee the pain will go in a week or so… innocent
Wind from all that popcorn and beer
Unknown User
I have had very few encounters on here, however the last one I had told me today in a chatroom that my fuck with her had really helped her when she needed help, made her feel special , made her forget the worrys in her life and actually had a really positive effect on her overall, made her feel like a women!, not a bad few hours work if i say so myself.....i'm sure someone will tell me otherwise!!
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by easy
No idea if it would count as the 'V' word but hey, I'm willing to be part of the judging panel :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
(Like that was a surprise rolleyes)

But Dawnie ...... how would you be able to judge if the women were a good fuck? You being straight and all.... confused :? :? :? :?
:P :giggle: bolt
Think you missed a vital clue, Easy :giggle:
Quote by Dawnie
I'm confused :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
easy
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
No idea if it would count as the 'V' word but hey, I'm willing to be part of the judging panel :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
(Like that was a surprise rolleyes)

But Dawnie ...... how would you be able to judge if the women were a good fuck? You being straight and all.... confused :? :? :? :?
:P :giggle: bolt
Think you missed a vital clue, Easy :giggle:
Quote by Dawnie
I'm confused :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

:doh: rotflmao
Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
Well I could volunteer to be Dawnies subject :!: just for evaluation purposes obviously :twisted:

You had your chance and turned me down rolleyes
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
:smug: I know! I feel really speshul cos of that lol
markz
Sex God
Quote by splendid_

Well while you're giggling away at your witty remark i'm off ooop norf to shag Splendid all night :lickface: :rascal:
Spose i'd better ask first :giggle:

It would be a waste of your time. I am a crap shag, not even a ten pinter.
splendid
success breeds a shag..... wink
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by easy
No idea if it would count as the 'V' word but hey, I'm willing to be part of the judging panel :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
(Like that was a surprise rolleyes)

But Dawnie ...... how would you be able to judge if the women were a good fuck? You being straight and all.... confused :? :? :? :?
:P :giggle: bolt
Think you missed a vital clue, Easy :giggle:
Quote by Dawnie
I'm confused :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

:doh: rotflmao
That wasn't what I meant :eeek:
Meaty, you bad mad smackbottom
Unknown User
Quote by markz

Well while you're giggling away at your witty remark i'm off ooop norf to shag Splendid all night :lickface: :rascal:
Spose i'd better ask first :giggle:

It would be a waste of your time. I am a crap shag, not even a ten pinter.
splendid
success breeds a shag..... wink
breeds? are you asking me to have your children?
no thanks rolleyes
splendid