This is from what Sumo said in another thread in 'Lets Meet Up'......and it just made me think.....
How do you open yours?
Now you can take that any way you please.....whether you think I'm talking about Cadbury's Creme Eggs or men/women you can answer any way you see fit.....
I like to open mine slowly, uncover it and make sure it doesn't melt in my hands.....and then suck until the inside comes out and then lick up the remainder.....
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Cream eggs.. whip it all off in one go and then get pedantic about straightening the foil out flat without ripping it.
Then I nibble the top till I get to the middle, suck out the cream then lick the rest until it melts and is soft enough to melt when wolfed.
If its pressies, I like to rip off the paper quickly and roughly to get to the inside... unless its really pretty paper which I want to keep....
What about opening up your men? Or women, let's not be sexist here.....LoL
Cream eggs and women :!:
Cream eggs make me sick.
So do some women I know(or used to know).
Speed of wrapper removal = level of horniness X sweetness of contents
Lucifer (currently working at lightspeed)
i like to slowly prise of the wrapper gently stroking around the edge,then i nibble at the top until the hole opens up,i then dip the tip of my tounge in savouring the taste as the edges get softer i push my tounge in deeper and harder untill all the filling is in my mouth swallowing then nibbling the sides down till were both satisfied :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: