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Imagine the scene, you are chatting to a none swinging/none SH friend on MSN:
You are asked where Warwick is ......
Guess whose hubby typed (without thnking)
he was last seen hijacking a plane over the alps with Warwick, Warwick and Easy

and pressed return ... rotflmao
Then realised who he was talking too rotflmaorotflmaorotflmao and that they are talking about the place.
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SH is a place where i feel easy to express myself, and 'ave a laugh...
A couple of my friends know of SH though i dont know if they've visited the forums...
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Classic! .......... wouldn't you just have loved to have seen the look on the other peoples faces as they read it!! blink Did they round the conversation off quickly after that??? rotflmao
Fecking search button .. I can't find the appropriate thread so that newbies know we're talking about!
found a number of daft threads but not that particular one!
and Misschief ... just seeing Morbius' face was picture enough LMAO
Cx
RIGHT! YOU IN THE DUCK-TAPE PANTS. TAKE THIS THREAD TO WARWICK NOW.

:P lol lol lol lol lol
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the look on their faces woulda been priceless? confused :uhoh: loon
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Quote by Calista
Ahhhh Easy .. Morbius just called you a naughty name .. want me to smackbottom hom or should I send for Judy TV????
Still can't find it ..... just had a giggle reading this one though http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/16563.html
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Send in the ad-Judy-cator to deal with him. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: lol lol lol
Is thiswhat you're looking for?
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RIGHT! YOU IN THE DUCK-TAPE PANTS. TAKE THIS THREAD TO WARWICK NOW.

:P lol lol lol lol lol

Its not ducktape!!!!!!! evil
Jeese man how many times!!!!! mad mad
Its gaffa tape and sackcloth, couldnt get any black sacks big enough!!!! redface
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Is this what you're looking for?

Hang on I need to read it .. need to wipe me blummin' eyes after reading this little lot though ....
Washing, goldfish and bob!
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In edit ... Easy that was the one .... worship worship
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Quote by Calista

Is this what you're looking for?

Hang on I need to read it .. need to wipe me blummin' eyes after reading this little lot though ....
Washing, goldfish and bob!
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Ahhh the infamous thread that started off the Goldfish as the official currency of SH.
rotflmao @ Morbius.
I told you, just cut a couple of binbags up and tape them together :doh: rolleyes Don't forget to leave a little flap for "emergencies". wink
Ahhh feck does this mean I've hijacked my own thread?????
dunno
Cx
so was it the right thread? Or are you still enjoying the trip down memory lane? lol
Oh and if you need to sit down, my lap's always available. wink hump
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so was it the right thread? Or are you still enjoying the trip down memory lane? lol

Both ... see my edited comment above ;)
I've tears streaming down my face right now .. so needed a laugh tonight smile
Cx
LMAO must be a large lap to stretch from here to there ;)
Quote by Calista
so was it the right thread? Or are you still enjoying the trip down memory lane? lol

Both ... see my edited comment above ;)
I've tears streaming down my face right now .. so needed a laugh tonight smile
Cx
LMAO must be a large lap to stretch from here to there ;)
:huh: :P
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I'll stop laughing in a minute. Really I will lol lol lol
Calista - I have been working all night and thought I'd pop on here quicky before going to bed. So glad I did!! Made my night that did!
Absolutely classic!!!!!
Morbius - you tosser!!!!!! lol lol lol
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Pedantic post alert!
It's "duct tape"....(although "duck tape" sounds more fun...)
duct tape
n : a wide silvery adhesive tape intended to seal joints in sheet metal duct work but having many other uses; "duct tape holds the world together"

Mike.
Quote by MikeNorth
Pedantic post alert!
It's "duct tape"....(although "duck tape" sounds more fun...)
duct tape
n : a wide silvery adhesive tape intended to seal joints in sheet metal duct work but having many other uses; "duct tape holds the world together"

Mike.
You've not seen this thread then Mike? (third post down)
PS I know it's duct tape... have corrected far too many people actually in the building trade to bother anymore !
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Quote by MikeNorth
Pedantic post alert!
It's "duct tape"....(although "duck tape" sounds more fun...)
duct tape
n : a wide silvery adhesive tape intended to seal joints in sheet metal duct work but having many other uses; "duct tape holds the world together"

Mike.
Blimey Mike - have you had a new delivery of brackets 'n' quotes by any chance? rotflmao worship
Quote by MikeNorth
Pedantic post alert!
It's "duct tape"....(although "duck tape" sounds more fun...).

Nope - uh uh - I use DUCK tape cool . Or is that just 'cos I is poor and shops in cheap stores?

Ooh - and I have a club :P
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Pedantic post alert!
It's "duct tape"....(although "duck tape" sounds more fun...).

Nope - uh uh - I use DUCK tape cool . Or is that just 'cos I is poor and shops in cheap stores?

Ooh - and I have a club :P
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*Warning! : Super pedantic post*
As pointed out above, Duck tape is a brandname of tape used for many things, including duct work. wink
easy <------ sponsored by DuckTape. For all your quick bondage (and hair-removal) needs. :thumbup:
What memories what memories
What total bollox biggrin
I maintain a (scarcely) dignified silence in view of recent posts.
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I maintain a (scarcely) dignified silence in view of recent posts.

Oh Mike rotflmao even saying nothing involves the use of brackets rotflmao rotflmao
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I maintain a (scarcely) dignified silence in view of recent posts.

Oh Mike rotflmao even saying nothing involves the use of brackets rotflmao rotflmao
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Even my shopping lists include brackets, MISSCHIEF! redface redface
When will you lot go and get a life and leave us ducks alone, we are innocent enough, paddling around minding our own business, having a snaffle on the odd bit of soggy bread, only to find that you gits have nicked my name to use on some tough old cellotape, even worse my cousin Goosey Gander tells me that you bastards have made a piss poor image of me and stuck my name on that as well !! and then do me the indignity, of turning my effigy upside down and raming it into your human crappers :shock: and whats with this calling out my name when your messin around in the park throwing things at each other..........how would you like to walk down the street and have some dipshit shout out your name every five minutes....I'm pissed off with it, just settle down for a snooze, or a quick little scuttle with that saucy little thing who hangs around rowing boat number nine, or to have a chunder on some lunch and some fucker shouts......DUCK! what do you do dunno ...stop what your doing and try and see who's calling you thats what!!!...........enough is enough, ducks have feelings.
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When will you lot go and get a life and leave us ducks alone, we are innocent enough, paddling around minding our own business, having a snaffle on the odd bit of soggy bread, only to find that you gits have nicked my name to use on some tough old cellotape, even worse my cousin Goosey Gander tells me that you bastards have made a piss poor image of me and stuck my name on that as well !! and then do me the indignity, of turning my effigy upside down and raming it into your human crappers :shock: and whats with this calling out my name when your messin around in the park throwing things at each other..........how would you like to walk down the street and have some dipshit shout out your name every five minutes....I'm pissed off with it, just settle down for a snooze, or a quick little scuttle with that saucy little thing who hangs around rowing boat number nine, or to have a chunder on some lunch and some fucker shouts......DUCK! what do you do dunno ...stop what your doing and try and see who's calling you thats what!!!...........enough is enough, ducks have feelings.

Alright mi duck (local slang for hon)
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goes off humming .... all the ducks are swimming in the water
loon absolutely quackers that davej
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Quote by davej
When will you lot go and get a life and leave us ducks alone, we are innocent enough, paddling around minding our own business, having a snaffle on the odd bit of soggy bread, only to find that you gits have nicked my name to use on some tough old cellotape, even worse my cousin Goosey Gander tells me that you bastards have made a piss poor image of me and stuck my name on that as well !! and then do me the indignity, of turning my effigy upside down and raming it into your human crappers :shock: and whats with this calling out my name when your messin around in the park throwing things at each other..........how would you like to walk down the street and have some dipshit shout out your name every five minutes....I'm pissed off with it, just settle down for a snooze, or a quick little scuttle with that saucy little thing who hangs around rowing boat number nine, or to have a chunder on some lunch and some fucker shouts......DUCK! what do you do dunno ...stop what your doing and try and see who's calling you thats what!!!...........enough is enough, ducks have feelings.

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Well I suppose it's a step up from Warwick thinking he's a piece of Ikea flat-pack furniture
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Right I fancy a nice mini-break, so I'm off to Stanstead to hijack a thread and take it to Disneyland. :mrgreen:
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When will you lot go and get a life and leave us ducks alone, we are innocent enough, paddling around minding our own business, having a snaffle on the odd bit of soggy bread, only to find that you gits have nicked my name to use on some tough old cellotape, even worse my cousin Goosey Gander tells me that you bastards have made a piss poor image of me and stuck my name on that as well !! and then do me the indignity, of turning my effigy upside down and raming it into your human crappers :shock: and whats with this calling out my name when your messin around in the park throwing things at each other..........how would you like to walk down the street and have some dipshit shout out your name every five minutes....I'm pissed off with it, just settle down for a snooze, or a quick little scuttle with that saucy little thing who hangs around rowing boat number nine, or to have a chunder on some lunch and some fucker shouts......DUCK! what do you do dunno ...stop what your doing and try and see who's calling you thats what!!!...........enough is enough, ducks have feelings.

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Well I suppose it's a step up from Warwick thinking he's a piece of Ikea flat-pack furniture
loon loon loon
Right I fancy a nice mini-break, so I'm off to Stanstead to hijack a thread and take it to Disneyland. :mrgreen:
Easy jet? rotflmao
if you promise it won't be a mickey mouse brak then I'll come but perhaps we ought to take davej to meet his brother daffy!