how far does it go?

25 Apr 2005

I was wondering if any of you out there could answer a question for me. confused

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A couple of days ago i was with my favorite lady having some great sex, when it came time for me to cum she asked me to cum over her tits as this really gets her excited. So being a gentleman i agreed to her request. The results however were not that impressive.
So my question is this can anyone tell me what dictates the amount of cum produced. After doing extensive research i still can't figure it out. Sometimes i can shoot right up her body & hit her in the face, other times i can just manage a dribble. This has nothing to do with how many times, as we've tried it on different days, in fact we tried the same things at the same times so there was no other variables.
So, anybody got any ideas?
p.s. what promted this was a video we watched where the guy must have cum about a 1/2 pint over 3 ladys

25 Apr 2005

Quote by prags
Sometimes i can shoot right up her body & hit her in the face, other times i can just manage a dribble.

I'd love to be able to offer some sage-like advice on this but I can only manage a dribble at any time. redface

My knob has to be poking her in the eye if I want to hit her face. :cry:

25 Apr 2005

I remember watching a programme on TV once on porn stars and apparently they consume lots of egg whites to promote ermmm an abundance of spunk..
Personally, I prefer a man to consume Aftershock (the cinnamon flavoured variety) as it flavours cum ever so deliciously..
BTW, Littlemee, i am not stalking you, honest

25 Apr 2005

Isn't it meant to be eating lots of lettuce and cucumber that increases the amount of spunk? Can't see it myself, but it might be true confused

. I think it's most likely to do with other things like age, state of general health, natural aptitude to produce lots (or not wink

), time since last time you came, how much you've been aroused before you cum, level of water content in your body at the time, alcohol consumption, stress levels.... etc etc - delete as appropriate......
How far it goes each time - dunno - isn't that an arousal thing too - maybe not :? :? :?

25 Apr 2005

Quote by Maia
Personally, I prefer a man to consume Aftershock (the cinnamon flavoured variety) as it flavours cum ever so deliciously..

A lady once told me that eating lots of carrots made my cum taste nice :confused:
and drinking loads of coffee made it taste really bitter.

Quote by Maia
BTW, Littlemee, i am not stalking you, honest

....said the spider to the fly wink

25 Apr 2005

Here's two we had earlier on similar topics:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/31419.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/15692.html

25 Apr 2005

Quote by littlemee
BTW, Littlemee, i am not stalking you, honest

....said the spider to the fly wink

awww honey
i wasn't planning on eating you.... :wink:

25 Apr 2005

Quote by Maia
awww honey
i wasn't planning on eating you....

Why isn't there a 'look of utter disappointment' emoticon? :cry:

25 Apr 2005

Well.. in the interests of science, I have done some extensive measurements over the past 10 years. The conclusion is that is the amount of time taken to build up to an orgasm. I find that if I go from nought to ejaculation in the quickest time possible then it will in general be thicker and tend to dribble more. If I've been building up to an orgasm over the course of many hours I can literally feel the semen built up inside me to the point where its almost uncomfortable. When I cum in these situations it can shoot, proabbly more like a quarter of a pint over several feet (feet being a measurement of distance - not physical appendages). Much more enjoyable too.
This is based on my own personal experiences only. I'm sure that things like alcohol and the period of time between the last ejaculation are also factors.

25 Apr 2005

There we go again, people watching porn and taking it at face value!
You keep forgetting that in porn films they can stop the action and resume it later and make it seem like it's tons of sperm. They can also manufacture sperm as they can manufacture blood - surely you didn't believe that all the blood shed in Kill Bill Vol 1 was real?????
rolleyes

25 Apr 2005

Nobody has ever asked me to cum on their tits , but I did get on someones tits in a pub once an he invited me to come outside!

25 Apr 2005

sorry to dissappoint
the sperm in some films is fired into play with a horse syringe and is none other than a type of medical handwash liquid

25 Apr 2005

How far you come all depends on how strong it is. A few tips are to thrust your hips and pelvis forward when you do, that'll force it further. Don't come for a few days before hand, that'll build up the volume. Do the start and stop technique to build up the need to shoot.
Also, pineapple is great for making it taste sweet as the high level of sugar or sucrose (one of the 2) goes straight where it's needed, and without the negative effects of processed sugar.

25 Apr 2005

yes, as I mentioned before, pineapple does wonders for the taste of male cum. And anything consumed with a high fat/salt content has the reverse effect.
the only thing I know of that increases the amount of cum is to not cum for awhile. Hold off one or two days, even three, and there should be an increase.
try not to use porn for realistic sex advice. it just messes with your head :twisted:

25 Apr 2005

Quote by bluexxx
I think it's most likely to do with other things like age, state of general health, natural aptitude to produce lots (or not ), time since last time you came, how much you've been aroused before you cum, level of water content in your body at the time, alcohol consumption, stress levels.... etc etc - delete as appropriate......
How far it goes each time - dunno - isn't that an arousal thing too - maybe not :? :?

think you're quite right on all those counts Blue..another factor to remember on the distance front is the health of the prostate..which of course diminishes with age..are you over 45 Prags??!!

25 Apr 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
How far you come all depends on how strong it is. A few tips are to thrust your hips and pelvis forward when you do, that'll force it further. Don't come for a few days before hand, that'll build up the volume. Do the start and stop....

This is an olympic sport right.... ? lol

Good tip from Tania and Okcy re porno expectations..... if the average is around a teaspoon or two (see elsewhere, I read it somewhere), then half a pint would be off the chart statistically, and way beyond the reach of mere mortals - even with the best training advice. Or is anyone going to lay claim?
I've got a sweet tooth so presumably I'm ok tastewise usually... but just in case, is tinned or fresh pineapple preferred?

25 Apr 2005

Fresh would be best probably, cheaper and it's not been processed.
Although the same effect can be made by eating a healthy, balanced diet of fruit and veg, but cutting down on caffiene, sweets, sugary foods, alcohol and fat.
Pineapple anyone? lol

25 Apr 2005

Quote by blueis
How far you come all depends on how strong it is. A few tips are to thrust your hips and pelvis forward when you do, that'll force it further. Don't come for a few days before hand, that'll build up the volume. Do the start and stop....

This is an olympic sport right.... ? lol

Good tip from Tania and Okcy re porno expectations..... if the average is around a teaspoon or two (see elsewhere, I read it somewhere), then half a pint would be off the chart statistically, and way beyond the reach of mere mortals - even with the best training advice. Or is anyone going to lay claim?
I've got a sweet tooth so presumably I'm ok tastewise usually... but just in case, is tinned or fresh pineapple preferred?
you can also drink pineapple juice, but try to get the kind that is the most natural (the more processes a food/bev goes thru = more chemicals = nasty tasting cum)
I've also heard that citrus fruits are also good, and that if you eat a lot of oranges a fw hours before cumming, there is a distinct orange flavor. I've never personally experienced it tho... perhaps it's time to try.
Dewi: u can stop over at ours: we always have fresh pineapple availabe :twisted:

25 Apr 2005

if i cum pretty quickly it feels no where near as intense and the ammount of cum is fairly normal, but not as much as when the pleasure is built up, then i can have a powerful orgasm and cum loads! biggrin