How far would you go !

4 Apr 2006

Looking at my recent "people you may be interested in " mail shot, it seems there are people in "null" who are 2514 miles from me !!!! is this a record????!!!!!!! So what is the greatest distance you have swung ?

4 Apr 2006

I once swung on a star,
but then had to carry moonbeams home in a jar mad

think i would have been better off where i are confused

thinkng i might try being a chimp (but not a cheeky one) wink

Damn, i really should write a song about that rolleyes

4 Apr 2006

Well I have done a quick search on the net and roughly 2514 miles from here is Azerbaijan, but there is no place there called "Null" I assume it is a place and not a boat? Do you think I should Pm for Latitude/ Longditude. and charter a ship or go to Azerbaijan on the offchance ?

4 Apr 2006

Might be a Typo, could be Mull. and it's drifted a little bit?

4 Apr 2006

Well i did consider "Mull" and "Hull" but 2514 miles sure is a drift from the UK ! Has anybody in Mull or Hull areas noticed anything unusual recently? like a dramatic climate change or noticed more people speaking Arabic ? I don't want you think that we in the south don't care! And if you are now In Azerbaijan I am sorry I did not notice you drifting past the Bristol Channel, unless you took the scenic route via the East coast and along the channel. and turned left by Jersey.

4 Apr 2006

Quote by peenut
unless you took the scenic route via the East coast and along the channel. and turned left by Jersey.

I put it down this afternoon, so thats where my Jersey got too :doh:
Mr Tweeky

4 Apr 2006

The more I am hearing the worse it gets! Not only do you lot in " Hull " or "Mull" sneak off causing great problems for the Scots who are now cut off from the mainland, but also nick Mr Tweety's Jersey ! Then have the nerve to go on the "People you may be interested in" mailshot. and invite me to go to Azerbaijan ! And what good is a jersey to you out there ? Just pure spite ! explain yourselves dammit !

5 Apr 2006

Quote by tweeky
unless you took the scenic route via the East coast and along the channel. and turned left by Jersey.

I put it down this afternoon, so thats where my Jersey got too :doh:
Mr Tweeky Your so behind the times tweekster....:doh:
TankTops are all the rage now!

5 Apr 2006

Well a" tank top" or better still a whole tank in Azerbaijan would be practical, but it still does not excuse such behaviour.

5 Apr 2006

:shock: have they got internet in Azerbaijan? dunno

guess if SH say they have members there... SH is never wrong redface

i think?

5 Apr 2006

Who cares, just as long as Mrs Tweeky doesn't find any clothes so she has to stay in that shower :rascal:

5 Apr 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Who cares, just as long as Mrs. Tweeky doesn't find any clothes so she has to stay in that shower :rascal:

Noooooo..... turn on all the taps in the house so Mrs. Tweeky HAS to come out of the shower her body glistening as the light shimmers from the diamond like droplets.... redface

Errmm... Ahem... innocent

got a wee bit carried away... cough surprised

ops:

5 Apr 2006

Hot water? for that just spanked rosie body look :grin:
or
Cold water? for those special 'Perky' extras :rascal:

5 Apr 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Hot water? for that just spanked rosie body look :grin:
or
Cold water? for those special 'Perky' extras :rascal:

That's all you lot think about isn't it? sex sex sex !

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: Go to my room, all of you !

9 Apr 2006

ok will tell you null is in county kerry and the route you take is via new york thus the 2514 miles honest

9 Apr 2006

Mystery solved, they're here :shock:

9 Apr 2006

Quote by peenut
Well I have done a quick search on the net and roughly 2514 miles from here is Azerbaijan, but there is no place there called "Null" I assume it is a place and not a boat? Do you think I should Pm for Latitude/ Longditude. and charter a ship or go to Azerbaijan on the offchance ?

Have you seen some of the goats (sorry Women) in Azerbaijan??

9 Apr 2006

Quote by peenut
Looking at my recent "people you may be interested in " mail shot, it seems there are people in "null" who are 2514 miles from me !!!! is this a record????!!!!!!! So what is the greatest distance you have swung ?

Right, i've got a real complex now. Not only do we not get the ubiquitous "single males" emailing us, but we don't get the "recent people you may be interested in-mail shots" either. Is this some kind of cyber intervention or do you have to have a number of illicit notches on your bedpost before you qualify for either the above?? Hmmm....the mind boggles.....
Silky x