How hard can you bite your tongue?

27 Jul 2004

I was just wondering, what would happen if, next time someone signed up an account just to have whinge about the site with their very first post, NOBODY answered?
Would the poster add to the thread with another whinge about being ignored or would they just drift off the bottom never to be seen again?
Of course, it would require almost telepathic co-operation to discover this, as the only Zero Replies posts I've seen are of the "m 19 desperate for a shag n e 1 up 4 it" variety.
Fell free to consider this a whinge.
Ice

27 Jul 2004

I know.........we are all too incorrigable!
Feel free to spank me!
:twisted:
Venusxxx

27 Jul 2004

Damn.
Only 5 minutes.
So much for telepathy.

27 Jul 2004

Venusxxx

27 Jul 2004

Well I, for one, am going to completely ignore this attention seeking whinge by Ice! rolleyes

27 Jul 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
How hard can you bite your tongue?

7
:shock:

27 Jul 2004

I declare the result of this experiment...
.. a dismal failure. rotflmao

27 Jul 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Well I, for one, am going to completely ignore this attention seeking whinge by Ice!

I would if I were you. Absolute tripe, not worth answering. In fact, it's so dire, I advise you to not even bother reading it in the first place. ;)

27 Jul 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
Well I, for one, am going to completely ignore this attention seeking whinge by Ice!

I would if I were you. Absolute tripe, not worth answering. In fact, it's so dire, I advise you to not even bother reading it in the first place. ;)
OK Ice - thanks for the advice - I will certainly take heed!

27 Jul 2004

Here was me thinking this was gonna be a post about absolute pain,but no its a whinge sparked off by another whinge i think i shall just ignore it and it will go away rolleyes

Clare,xxx

Oh and dont forget the old saying,it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile!!!

27 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
Here was me thinking this was gonna be a post about absolute pain,but no its a whinge sparked off by another whinge i think i shall just ignore it and it will go away
Clare,xxx

Oh and dont forget the old saying,it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile!!!

Good good, someone else who's sensible enough to treat it with the contempt it deserves. At this rate it'll soon be off the bottom of the page where it belongs. ;)

27 Jul 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
Good good, someone else who's sensible enough to treat it with the contempt it deserves. At this rate it'll soon be off the bottom of the page where it belongs. ;)

Oh and Ice i forgot to ask,Is it that time of the month???
Do we need to be gentle with you???
Clare,xxx
wink

27 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve

Good good, someone else who's sensible enough to treat it with the contempt it deserves. At this rate it'll soon be off the bottom of the page where it belongs. ;)

Oh and Ice i forgot to ask,Is it that time of the month???
Do we need to be gentle with you???
Clare,xxx
wink

You can be gentle with me for a while, then a bit more enthusiastic, then gentle again... I like a bit of variety. I'm a guy... it's always that time of the month. lol

27 Jul 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
I was just wondering, what would happen if, next time someone signed up an account just to have whinge about the site with their very first post, NOBODY answered?
Would the poster add to the thread with another whinge about being ignored or would they just drift off the bottom never to be seen again?
Of course, it would require almost telepathic co-operation to discover this, as the only Zero Replies posts I've seen are of the "m 19 desperate for a shag n e 1 up 4 it" variety.
Fell free to consider this a whinge.
Ice

I have discovered that if I am doing something, like walking and not paying attention (hey it happens)! I have been known to bite my tongue for no reason, causing floods of tears and me hating the world. Ok, Im digressing here.
As for the single whinging post, I gave it the attention span it deserved (One nano second) and quickly rushed to find some threads by your kind self and the other characters here that make me giggle and choke on my coffee (possibly biting my tongue after)
Silky xxx

27 Jul 2004

Quote by Silk and Big G
quickly rushed to find some threads by your kind self and the other characters here that make me giggle

So you didn't take this thread seriously then?
I'm very wounded by that. I shall need weeks of therapy.

27 Jul 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
I'm very wounded by that. I shall need weeks of therapy.

How odd! So do I!
But only because I involuntarily bite my tongue!!
lol

27 Jul 2004

Quote by Silk and Big G
I'm very wounded by that. I shall need weeks of therapy.

How odd! So do I!
But only because I involuntarily bite my tongue!!
lol

I have voluntarily threatened to bite something else .... does that count?
dunno

Perhaps it qualify's me for therapy .....
(but then again maybe the nervous tick and hump does that??? the bells ...................)

27 Jul 2004

Well, Ice, this doesn't fit your criteria completely, but I must admit to being quietly pleased about this thread from a few weeks ago, where a whinge-like post having a dig at me for a humorous but well-meaning answer was followed by a dignified silence from me....and from everyone else! See:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/106176.html#106176
And please don't anyone start replying to it now!
Mike.