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Quote by MQ
Wel lthe more I think about it the more horny I'm feeling, any offers or do I have to release the rabbit?


python moment :!: confused:
welease woger
More like Welease the Wampant Wabbit lol :lol:
Quote by Calista
diclaimer: obviously the cage is not for me personally

Damn. For a moment there you had me thinking I'd found the idea wo/man. sad
~Reese! surprised
Quote by Reese
diclaimer: obviously the cage is not for me personally

Damn. For a moment there you had me thinking I'd found the idea wo/man. sad
~Reese! surprised
Oh how I wish Reese ... truely :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Imagine the possibilities ..................
*goes for lie down*
crap I started that ultra horny mood off all over again .....
*think vanilla thoughts think vanilla thoughts think vanilla thoughts .... mmm vanilla that makes me think of smeared ice cream and breasts ................... :doh:*
Quote by Calista
Oh how I wish Reese ... truely :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Imagine the possibilities ..................

Calista~
No worries. If I stand invasively close behind you whilst in a discernable turgid state, you can pretend that you have one of our very own! surprised
~Reese! :love:
Quote by Calista
se7endriver .. it would be a pleasure to have a man of your great standing offer your assistance ..... bring the delightful lady with you as well as I feel she could offer an interesting view :twisted:
Morbius is gonna have such a shock later ... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Dashes around to find all his safety testing gear, goggles, snorkel, hard hat etc, and then dashes off to try to get there before morbius and stop him getting hurt lol :lol: :lol:
as for the interesting view.........................im sure there would be many an interesting view to oogle anyway :shock: :shock:
Quote by Reese
Oh how I wish Reese ... truely :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Imagine the possibilities ..................

Calista~
No worries. If I stand invasively close behind you whilst in a discernable turgid state, you can pretend that you have one of our very own! surprised
~Reese! :love:
oooooooooooooohhhhhhhh
That vision just isn't helping my mood at all .....
:evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2:
I wasn't that horny, until I started seeing all you lovely ladies Avatars...
Now I bloody am
rolleyes
sean
I hear .... a key in the door ... night everyone :twisted:
69position hump blast :hump: boink :69: passionkiss
'bout feckin time .................... :hump:
Looks like it's just me, some porn and me rampant rabbit then <sigh>
back to the origional question,,i dont think im normal,seriously,,when im horny i wank at least three times a day,even when at work! my pussy actually aches for a bloke i see i wonder how nice his cock is biggrin ,i get twitchy,irritable,the shakes,,its worse than having the flu.i think i need medical help.
Quote by hornyred and dino
...every bloke i see i wonder how nice his cock is biggrin ,i get twitchy,irritable,the shakes,,its worse than having the flu.i think i need medical help.

...and I need a job at your place. wink
I have days like that too Hornyred, I can be doing some shopping and every man I walk past I check out his crotch and wonder what his cum face looks like lol :lol:
Quote by Calista
I hear .... a key in the door ... night everyone :twisted:

'Nite, Calista. :love:
Quote by MQ
Looks like it's just me, some porn and me rampant rabbit then <sigh>

All depends...how quickly can you make it to Glastonbury?! :twisted:
~Reese! surprised
Wrong end of the country Reese sad By the time I get there it would be tomorrow morning!
Quote by MQ
I have days like that too Hornyred, I can be doing some shopping and every man I walk past I check out his crotch and wonder what his cum face looks like lol :lol:
O,M,G.i do that too in tescos day,and because its one of my fantasies,im gonna grab some random guy,,take him round the back of the car park and without saying anything,give him a B/J,get in my car and drive off biggrin :D :D
Quote by MQ
Wrong end of the country Reese sad By the time I get there it would be tomorrow morning!

We're available after the school run! ;)
~Reese! surprised
Quote by hornyred and dino
back to the origional question,,i dont think im normal,seriously,,when im horny i wank at least three times a day,even when at work! my pussy actually aches for a bloke i see i wonder how nice his cock is biggrin ,i get twitchy,irritable,the shakes,,its worse than having the flu.i think i need medical help.

Nope I think you are just the female version of me.. (except I don;'t as a rule wonder about other blokes cocks :-) )
Sean
ooooooo tempting!! biggrin
Quote by MQ
Looks like it's just me, some porn and me rampant rabbit then <sigh>

Ahh rampant Rabbit... mans greatest invention!
Sean
Quote by MQ
ooooooo tempting!! biggrin

Oooh...and how, pray tell, may I sweeten the pot?! ;)
~Reese! surprised
plane tickets? lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by MQ
plane tickets? lol :lol: :lol:

Sorry - nearest airport's in Bristol (don't even have a train station here!). :P
~Reese! surprised
Ah well if you are ever in the North East just let me know yeah wink
i go to bristol all the time.... god bless the fare with easyjet.... lol
sean xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Good grief theres a lot of HORNY people on this thread!
Lets all commune our horny energy thoughtwaves together NOW
OOOO- can you FEEL it!? rolleyes
Quote by se7endriver

se7endriver .. it would be a pleasure to have a man of your great standing offer your assistance ..... bring the delightful lady with you as well as I feel she could offer an interesting view :twisted:
Morbius is gonna have such a shock later ... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Dashes around to find all his safety testing gear, goggles, snorkel, hard hat etc, and then dashes off to try to get there before morbius and stop him getting hurt lol :lol: :lol:
as for the interesting view.........................im sure there would be many an interesting view to oogle anyway :shock: :shock:
AHEM!!!......... does this mean that the interesting view I could offer is no longer of any importance?? :shock: :shock: Humph, bloody charming that is........ Calista, anytime YOU want to see what views I can ofer, just let me know ;) :twisted: :twisted:
And as for horniness......... I feel extremely horny right now, wonder if the batteries in my pulsatron can last one more night? confused :?
(I'm off to find out :twisted: )
Well all that porn last night didn't do me any good at all, in fact I'm worse, I've just been to put the recycling box out and I found myself eyeing up the fit young lad who was collecting it rolleyes It's fun being dirty innit biggrin :D :D
I'm very horny right now, because work is so boring and masturbating myself into a stupor is an infinitely more attractive way to spend the day.
On the rare occasions when I have something interesting to do, my horniness drops off a lot.