how horny are you?

18 Nov 2004

I'm even more horny today than I was yesterday! :shock:
I had an early night and wore yet another set of batteries out. rolleyes

Played with new toy too and for what???
Nowt, could I manage to come??? Noooooooo evil

18 Nov 2004

possibly a little too much info there Gem but im sure we are all glad to know how much your gagging for it! :twisted:
You want to get a mains adapter for that thing, then the only limiting factor would be how long your arm/hand could manage to keep going! :shock:
Unless of course you sap all the power in your street with it, but hey you will have the batteries to tide you over lol

18 Nov 2004

I gave up on the battery ran one rolleyes

and I think the electric bills would be sky high so one I could plug in would not be too good either. :roll:
Anyway, as for TMI, I don't care! lol

My problem is I'm too fussy, I can't shag just anyone......... although right now I wish I could! :roll:
I hate being horny, it's so distracting......... evil

18 Nov 2004

lol, looks like today could be a 'lower the standards' day then lol

A diesel generator would be the answer to your prayers - maybe a bit smelly and noisy but afterall lets look at whats important here :shock:

18 Nov 2004

Quote by little gem
I gave up on the battery ran one

Was that after you'd flattened 4 of those 4-foot-long batteries that they use on articulated lorries in an hour? :shock: :shock:
:P :P :P :P lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

18 Nov 2004

Look we're all so horny - thank God we're sharing it - but its getting flusterating just READING about it - and all the horny energy's escaping - my attempt at a horny communion with you all last night clearly failed. sad

18 Nov 2004

Am i horny?
Absolutely all of the time. With the possible exception of that warm rush of sleepiness after a long fuck.
Infact....... :twisted:

18 Nov 2004

Quote by easy
Was that after you'd flattened 4 of those 4-foot-long batteries that they use on articulated lorries in an hour? :shock: :shock:
:P :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

If we see Dambusters lorry stuck outside Gems house we know why now :shock:

18 Nov 2004

Quote by easy
I gave up on the battery ran one

Was that after you'd flattened 4 of those 4-foot-long batteries that they use on articulated lorries in an hour? :shock: :shock:
:P :P :P :P lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Easy you could always come round and show me your very own non-battery powered implement :rascal:
As for lowering my standards........ hmmmmm confused

:shock: nevarrrrrr! :lol:
Seven! smackbottom

cheeky monkey!

18 Nov 2004

Quote by little gem
Seven! cheeky monkey!

Hey thats a compliment its normally Gorilla that i answer to!
And anyway shouldnt you have your head in some books rather then some erotic novel/Jazz mag.
An hour or so of work will banish those horny thoughts im sure.

18 Nov 2004

Quote by se7endriver

Seven! cheeky monkey!

Hey thats a compliment its normally Gorilla that i answer to!
And anyway shouldnt you have your head in some books rather then some erotic novel/Jazz mag.
An hour or so of work will banish those horny thoughts im sure.
Grrrrr, mad

Don't you just hate the voice of reason at times! rolleyes

hint taken!

18 Nov 2004

lol, you need a personal tutor :twisted:
see you in a bit lol

and btw dont work too hard - on your studying that is :twisted:

18 Nov 2004

Well I must admit that I'm still rampant and ready :shock: I wanna know who's been spiking the coffee in this place !!!!!!
No man until pm again though sad

:( :( :( :(
I can't bloody wait that long .. it was a killer waiting 5 hours last night .....
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

18 Nov 2004

Quote by Calista
Well I must admit that I'm still rampant and ready

Are you ever not rampant and ready?!
Bloody hell, why have I never had a partner like you!
No, don't answer that...
lol

18 Nov 2004

Quote by zootle
Well I must admit that I'm still rampant and ready

Are you ever not rampant and ready?!
Bloody hell, why have I never had a partner like you!
No, don't answer that...
lol

There are occasions when I aint ............ usually it coincides with the time's hubby is rampant evil

:evil: :evil:
dunno

to the rest of your post LOL

18 Nov 2004

Quote by Calista
Well I must admit that I'm still rampant and ready :shock:
I can't bloody wait that long .. it was a killer waiting 5 hours last night .....
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I can be there in 2! wooooooooooo hoooooooooooo

18 Nov 2004

Quote by Calista
to the rest of your post LOL

You laugh at my misfotune?! :shock: smackbottom

;)
I'd love nothing more, after a hard day at work, to get home, walk through my front door only to grabbed by my rampant partner who's been waiting desperately for me to get home so we can have some hot'n'sweaty fun together!
Hmmm, maybe I've been single for just a bit too long...
lol

18 Nov 2004

Quote by zootle
to the rest of your post LOL

You laugh at my misfotune?! :shock: smackbottom

;)
I'd love nothing more, after a hard day at work, to get home, walk through my front door only to grabbed by my rampant partner who's been waiting desperately for me to get home so we can have some hot'n'sweaty fun together!
Hmmm, maybe I've been single for just a bit too long...
lol

I wasn;t laughing at your misfortune sad

just at the point where I dunno ...
you can happily carry on :smackbottom: though if you wish :twisted:

18 Nov 2004

Quote by Calista
you can happily carry on though if you wish :twisted:

I'm here to please...
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: