How long will my tooth take to come out?

5 Sep 2005

Quote by celticq
Well - I've bought a seive :shock: And a pair of marigolds :shock: (Before I read the plastic bag tip)

Hi there celticq!
I was going to recommend using a strainer, but thought better of it.
At least you are privy to the pros and cons of various methods.
Seriously though, I hope it's not too sharp and you won't be deturd by some of the frivolous comments here! lol

5 Sep 2005

quickly eat a tin of sweet corn.
Then you'll know when the crown is on its way out :twisted:

5 Sep 2005

Tip 1

Think of it this way, everything that comes out your arse has passed by way of your mouth anyway. wink

Tip 2 :lol:
M8 of ours crown came out, and he stuck it back with superglue still in :wink:
Tip 3 :lol:
Use smokers tooth paste to get those nasty brown stains off :wink:
cheers
Tip 1 maybe the other way round :bs:

6 Sep 2005

HAS IT APPEARED YET !!!!!! confused

: :?: :?:
24 hrs have passed = has the crown lol

Fred

6 Sep 2005

its funny to think that while most people this morning did the usual routine of shit, shower and shave etc.. for a certain someone, there's a whole new dynamic involved!
i can picture the scene now lol

6 Sep 2005

Any news on the missing crown yet ?????? lol

But please, just a simple yes or no will be enough. I do not need any gruesome details about the actual retrieval, no really I don't :twisted:

6 Sep 2005

Quote by davej
I hadn't thought of your simplified method Fluffer, but then thats because I know it wouldn't work for me cos of the amount of peanuts I eat each day, but if CQ is a fruit eater then I guess it would work.

I ate some peanuts once... they came out a treat.

6 Sep 2005

Quote by Wishmaster
I hadn't thought of your simplified method Fluffer, but then thats because I know it wouldn't work for me cos of the amount of peanuts I eat each day, but if CQ is a fruit eater then I guess it would work.

I ate some peanuts once... they came out a treat.
Surely peanuts and poo is a whole new Topic? confused

6 Sep 2005

Quote by JoeMiller
I hadn't thought of your simplified method Fluffer, but then thats because I know it wouldn't work for me cos of the amount of peanuts I eat each day, but if CQ is a fruit eater then I guess it would work.

I ate some peanuts once... they came out a treat.
Surely peanuts and poo is a whole new Topic? confused

very funny
rotflmao

6 Sep 2005

Quote by Wishmaster

I ate some peanuts once... they came out a treat.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Lmao! Thanks for that Wishy my keyboard really did need to be cleaned with tea :P
Minx x x

6 Sep 2005

Quote by hotcoupleincar
M8 of ours crown came out, and he stuck it back with superglue still in

I thought CQ was trying to get it out - not keep it in there forever!! confused

:? :? :? lol

:lol: :lol:
Any news on the Poo Front yet CQ?????? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
(Poo Front - now there's a contradiction of terms!!) :wink:

6 Sep 2005

I'm afraid Sarge its All Quiet on the Poo Front this morning. surprised

ops: nothing to report.

6 Sep 2005

Quote by celticq
I'm afraid Sarge its All Quiet on the Poo Front this morning. ops: nothing to report.

how many cups of tea have you had... that can get things shifting.. i said SHIFTING.

6 Sep 2005

Quote by JoeMiller
I hadn't thought of your simplified method Fluffer, but then thats because I know it wouldn't work for me cos of the amount of peanuts I eat each day, but if CQ is a fruit eater then I guess it would work.

I ate some peanuts once... they came out a treat.
Surely peanuts and poo is a whole new Topic? confused

Wasn't that the TV ad with the jingle...'What's got a hazelnut in every bite?'
'Squirrel shit' being the juvenile response we all shouted at the TV screen :grin:

6 Sep 2005

Quote by johneboy
I hadn't thought of your simplified method Fluffer, but then thats because I know it wouldn't work for me cos of the amount of peanuts I eat each day, but if CQ is a fruit eater then I guess it would work.

I ate some peanuts once... they came out a treat.
Surely peanuts and poo is a whole new Topic? confused

Wasn't that the TV ad with the jingle...'What's got a hazelnut in every bite?'
'Squirrel shit' being the juvenile response we all shouted at the TV screen :grin:
Aah, the good old days, becoming but a dim and distant memory now..... They certainly don't do jingles like they used to, unless you count the McDonalds "I'm Loving it!"

6 Sep 2005

Maybe you could wave a metal detector over your bum to see if it goes beep biggrin

Might be a bit of a Marathon job though lol

6 Sep 2005

Snicker, Snicker smile

6 Sep 2005

Quote by Devon1
Maybe you could wave a metal detector over your bum to see if it goes beep
Might be a bit of a Marathon job though

he'll have to do more than drop his nickers !

6 Sep 2005

...and a finger of fudge is what he needs........

6 Sep 2005

Quote by fluffer
...and a finger of fudge is what he needs........

You know all the Twix

6 Sep 2005

Well well, this is certainly a warning to anyone thinking of having their teeth crapped....er, capped! lol

:lol:
Good luck, celticq!

6 Sep 2005

Quote by fluffer
...and a finger of fudge is what he needs........

I thought it was "a finger of Fudge is just enough to give yourself a treat"?

6 Sep 2005

Quote by JoeMiller
...and a finger of fudge is what he needs........

I thought it was "a finger of Fudge is just enough to give yourself a treat"?
well he may be doing that too? who knows what CQ gets up to in the privacy of his own bathroom...although we are certainlygetting an insight! :shock:

6 Sep 2005

Quote by fluffer
well he may be doing that too? who knows what CQ gets up to in the privacy of his own bathroom...although we are certainlygetting an insight! :shock:

Psssst!! He is a she!! confused

:? :? :? lol

:lol: :lol:

6 Sep 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
well he may be doing that too? who knows what CQ gets up to in the privacy of his own bathroom...although we are certainlygetting an insight! :shock:

Psssst!! He is a she!! confused

:? :? :? lol

:lol: :lol:
thanks for that.. . redface

:lol:
i now have a slightly different image in my head... but only slightly mind!

6 Sep 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
well he may be doing that too? who knows what CQ gets up to in the privacy of his own bathroom...although we are certainlygetting an insight! :shock:

Psssst!! He is a she!! confused

:? :? :? lol

:lol: :lol:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: you thought she was a he........

:rotflmao: ........ a mistake anyone could have made redface

6 Sep 2005

Quote by johneboy
well he may be doing that too? who knows what CQ gets up to in the privacy of his own bathroom...although we are certainlygetting an insight! :shock:

Psssst!! He is a she!! confused

:? :? :? lol

:lol: :lol:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: you thought she was a he........

:rotflmao: ........ redface

ops: :oops:
a mistake anyone could have made
i did .. but hey im new round these parts and the name didnt give it away.
im glad to have caused some hilarity although CQ may not see it that way.
:?

6 Sep 2005

Quote by fluffer
well he may be doing that too? who knows what CQ gets up to in the privacy of his own bathroom...although we are certainlygetting an insight! :shock:

Psssst!! He is a she!! confused

:? :? :? lol

:lol: :lol:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: you thought she was a he........

:rotflmao: ........ redface

ops: :oops:
a mistake anyone could have made
i did .. but hey im new round these parts and the name didnt give it away.
im glad to have caused some hilarity although CQ may not see it that way.
:?
Don't worry, Fluffer. I thought she was a he too. It's not the sort of topic - no, not the chocolate bar - I would expect a female/girl/lady/bird (delete as appropriate) would start.

6 Sep 2005

Any joy yet CQ???
redface

just being nosey really....

6 Sep 2005

Quote by tattyxpx
Any joy yet CQ???
just being nosey really....

Don't answer her CQ, it's just a trick to get you to use your keyboard and lets face it, coffee is bad enough :shock: