How long will my tooth take to come out?

7 Sep 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Ahem - ops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Yes - I won't go into the full details.

I've already reduced the chances of anyone from this site ever being able to look me straight in the mouth again - now you want me to not even be able to shake hands with anyone!
At this rate they may not want you to even sit on their knee!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Erm, Sarge, "at this rate" you may have to let this thread run for a bit longer than you expected ! Take a peek at the first paragraph here..... 22 years! :shock:

7 Sep 2005

Quote by celticq
Ahem - ops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Yes - I won't go into the full details. I've checked the deliveries carefully but no winner yet.

Well get ya head down there babes!!............. you might have better luck finding it!!.....

7 Sep 2005

uuummmm . . . . .
celticq . . . must admit i ain't read the whole thread, so my advice might be redundant . . .
but . . . what you need is a quality broadsheet, like the Guardian or the Yorkshire Post, something fairly big, with lots of absorbent pages . . . and a couple of forks. oh . . . and lots of open windows . . and preferably some lino just in case . . . and then of course . . . well . . you can use your imagination can't you?
oh . . and since when have you been in london? dunno

n x x x ;)

7 Sep 2005

Quote by postie
Erm, Sarge, "at this rate" you may have to let this thread run for a bit longer than you expected ! Take a peek at the first paragraph here..... 22 years! :shock:

:lol: :lol:
Excellent article postie! biggrin

So Celticq - if you read that article the correct way to get your tooth back is to eat nothing, drink lots of water and put 5 gallons of coffee up your backside every day - Oh and don't forget to shit through a colander to enable suitable examination of the remains.
Good Luck. :twisted: :twisted:
Roger the Dragon. cool

7 Sep 2005

Chirst - here was me thinking poo sifting was a bit too disgusting to talk about - and some bloke is writing about it in the gaurdian.
I think its fairly safe to say after reading that article I'm abandoning the search. I can't wait 20 years for it to reappear and so far I've only been taking coffee orally.
The cruel turn of events that lead me drive round London this morning for an hour, with a bag of poo in my handbag has really made me think that I actaully quite like having a gap in my teeth.

7 Sep 2005

i knew ladies carried all sorts of stuff in their handbags but hats off to you for that one.
i do hope it was suitably wrapped... can you imagine rushing to get your purse out and that fell out on the checkout counter at sainsbury's?

7 Sep 2005

Quote by fluffer
i knew ladies carried all sorts of stuff in their handbags but hats off to you for that one.
i do hope it was suitably wrapped... can you imagine rushing to get your purse out and that fell out on the checkout counter at sainsbury's?

Or being searched on your way into the tube!! :shock: :shock: lol

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7 Sep 2005

you could always enter it for the Turner Prize, would pay for a complete overhaul of the old gnashers

7 Sep 2005

Quote by celticq
Chirst - here was me thinking poo sifting was a bit too disgusting to talk about - and some bloke is writing about it in the gaurdian.
I think its fairly safe to say after reading that article I'm abandoning the search. I can't wait 20 years for it to reappear and so far I've only been taking coffee orally.
The cruel turn of events that lead me drive round London this morning for an hour, with a bag of poo in my handbag has really made me think that I actaully quite like having a gap in my teeth.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Celticq - I know it is cruel but this thread has had me in stiches, the vision of you carrying a bag of poo around so you could check it for teeth is just too funny!
Well done for being such a good sport and revealing the intimate workings of your bowels on here - I'll still give you a snog even if I cant keep a straight face when I next see you. passionkiss

:twisted:
Roger the Dragon cool

7 Sep 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon

Erm, Sarge, "at this rate" you may have to let this thread run for a bit longer than you expected ! Take a peek at the first paragraph here..... 22 years! :shock:

:lol: :lol:
Excellent article postie! biggrin

So Celticq - if you read that article the correct way to get your tooth back is to eat nothing, drink lots of water and put 5 gallons of coffee up your backside every day - Oh and don't forget to shit through a colander to enable suitable examination of the remains.
Good Luck. :twisted: :twisted:
Roger the Dragon. cool

I saw the actual article when it was in the Guardian weekend magazine........
it had pictures and everything!!!!!! :shock:
Put me right off my cornflakes ...

7 Sep 2005

Quote by postie
I saw the actual article when it was in the Guardian weekend magazine........
it had pictures and everything!!!!!! :shock:
Put me right off my cornflakes ...

Fuck me! It was bad enough reading it, but seeing pictures as well. I mean, when you've ate something, you don't really want to see it again, do you. Especially after a few years festering in your colon. :shock:

7 Sep 2005

Quote by JoeMiller
Fuck me! It was bad enough reading it, but seeing pictures as well. I mean, when you've ate something, you don't really want to see it again, do you. Especially after a few years festering in your colon. :shock:

Or even after a few days! Never mind the pictures - I've been having the full interactive experience.

7 Sep 2005

Quote by fluffer
so what are you going to tell the dentist this morning when you ring to cancel?
does he understand your extract predicament?

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I think you should give it one more day CQ! It's deffo gonna be in the next one, can feel it in me water cool

7 Sep 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
so what are you going to tell the dentist this morning when you ring to cancel?
does he understand your extract predicament?

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I think you should give it one more day CQ! It's deffo gonna be in the next one, can feel it in me water cool

How's it got into YOUR water? No wonder its a no-show with CQ.... weirder and weirder...

7 Sep 2005

Quote by postie
so what are you going to tell the dentist this morning when you ring to cancel?
does he understand your extract predicament?

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I think you should give it one more day CQ! It's deffo gonna be in the next one, can feel it in me water cool

How's it got into YOUR water? No wonder its a no-show with CQ.... weirder and weirder...
maybe the tooth fairy's been at the LSD?

7 Sep 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
so what are you going to tell the dentist this morning when you ring to cancel?
does he understand your extract predicament?

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I think you should give it one more day CQ! It's deffo gonna be in the next one, can feel it in me water cool

It's no good Missy, there comes a point in every excercise where, a bit like peeling brussels for christmas, we know that to carry on is futile, we still go on a bit more than we should, but there is a time to call it a day. I think CQ has reached that point, a zenith, a realisation that the crown is lost. It's going to be hard, but the first and hardest step is achieved and thats an honesty within herself, an honesty that to continue on this search can only take her down the path of dependency thats known as 'Poo Puggling' amongst it's hardened and addicted followers. Where the first thoughts on waking are not for freshly squeezed oranges, nor aromatic Asian teas, to gently start the day, but for another fix of 'the turd' Where an over whelming urge to visit the nearest Esso station alongside many dog owners to steal supplies of freebie diesel gloves to aid and feed the addiction becomes all consuming. I think that the right decision to abandon this quest has been made and that it is now time to draw a line under it and lets hope that CQ uses a pencil to draw that line with, because despite the indelible marks that bottom flumps can make in freshly laundered cottons they are very awkward to draw with.

7 Sep 2005

Oh Dave - I love you lol

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Jas
XXX

7 Sep 2005

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8 Sep 2005

Its day 3 in CQ's bathroom. There is no sign of any dental work in the toilet.

Quote by MISSCHIEF
I think you should give it one more day CQ! It's deffo gonna be in the next one, can feel it in me water

Well your Injun Intuition is way off Missy. Decided to have one final go at Poo Puggling. But no luck :cry: (Don't be knocking this fine sport davej - I've been studying Dali to brush up on my techniques.)
Remind me not to trust your water in future Missy. The least you could do for me now is knit me a new denture.
Best thing is I've been to the Dentist this morning. He is called Dr Doou!! Forever after in my mind Dr Poo :shock: Has told me that really there is not much to attach the crown to and that even if he had been able to reattach it, the prognosis was poor. Might not even have stayed in. rolleyes

Have spoken to "Attila the Gum" (this is the name he has given himself!) the Hungarian implantologist this morning to book in for my "Dental Vacation".
CQ

8 Sep 2005

Quote by celticq
Its day 3 in CQ's bathroom. There is no sign of any dental work in the toilet.

I think you should give it one more day CQ! It's deffo gonna be in the next one, can feel it in me water

Well your Injun Intuition is way off Missy. Decided to have one final go at Poo Puggling. But no luck :cry: (Don't be knocking this fine sport davej - I've been studying Dali to brush up on my techniques.)
Remind me not to trust your water in future Missy. The least you could do for me now is knit me a new denture.
Best thing is I've been to the Dentist this morning. He is called Dr Doou!! Forever after in my mind Dr Poo :shock: Has told me that really there is not much to attach the crown to and that even if he had been able to reattach it, the prognosis was poor. Might not even have stayed in. rolleyes

Have spoken to "Attila the Gum" (this is the name he has given himself!) the Hungarian implantologist this morning to book in for my "Dental Vacation".
CQ
surely Dr Doou-little would have been more appropriate dunno

:grin: