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How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

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1,331 !!
1 to successfully change the light bulb and to post to the forum that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
53 to flame the spell checkers.
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".
6 to condemn those 6 as puerile.
156 to write to the forum moderator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this forum.
41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to
203 to demand that cross posting to , and about changing light bulbs be stopped.
111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use lightbulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs.
3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this forumwhich makes light bulbs relevant to this forum.
33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."
12 to post to the forum that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
44 to ask "What is a FAQ?"
4 to say "Isn't there always a FAQ on Usenet?"
43 to ask "What's a Usenet?"
41 to propose a new forum
47 to say this is just what _fusion was meant for, send it there.
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
JUST AWESOME !!
Banderas.x
:shock: Jeez, all that for a bloody light bulb.
Please Mark, you're slipping, get the janitor to sort it.
There are far more important things for us to be getting on with around SH Towers :twisted:
Classic
Funny as feck and absolutely classic
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by xxdevil69
1,331 !!
1 to successfully change the light bulb and to post to the forum that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
53 to flame the spell checkers.
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".
6 to condemn those 6 as puerile.
156 to write to the forum moderator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this forum.
41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to
203 to demand that cross posting to , and about changing light bulbs be stopped.
111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use lightbulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs.
3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this forumwhich makes light bulbs relevant to this forum.
33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."
12 to post to the forum that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
44 to ask "What is a FAQ?"
4 to say "Isn't there always a FAQ on Usenet?"
43 to ask "What's a Usenet?"
41 to propose a new forum
47 to say this is just what _fusion was meant for, send it there.

Me too...
:giggle:
And you say I don't do enough studying! lol
I have to disagree!!!
Quote by xxdevil69
1,331 !!
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

That'd be just Ice!!!
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Quote by marmalaid
That'd be just Ice!!!
biggrin

Or should that be;
That'd just be Ice!!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
and so accurate in these troubled times! :lol2:
nice one xxdevil60! biggrin
n x x x ;)
Q. How many vanilla people does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, they haven't noticed because they only do it with the lights off!
Is there only 1 light bulb in SH towers confused
It more needed changing, the numbers would be enormous
And dawn said I have to much time on my hands lol
Funny as fek rotflmao :rotflmao:
Quote by marmalaid
I have to disagree!!!
1,331 !!
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

That'd be just Ice!!!
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Example please?
Quote by Scandal

That'd be just Ice!!!
biggrin

Or should that be;
No but that should be this:
"Or should that be?"
Actually, not. I think it should be this:
Quote by marmalaid

That'd be just Ice!!!
:D

Or should that be:
"That'd just be Ice!!!"?

I think you are right thought it should've been,
"That'd be just Ice!!!"
Great one biggrin
However, (switches to pedant mode) they aren't bulbs, they are correctly known as lamps.
I know this after having been flamed and shamed in public by professional lamp pedants in the lighting trade redface
And of course you have to consider that you must use the correct cap, and of course screw in the appropriate spot wink
Sorry, its Friday afternoon bad pun time surprisedops:
SA
XXX
I'm sure we've all had those SES moments...
You really must have too much time on your hands lol
Quote by xxdevil69
1,331 !!

If you add them all up they only come to 1,329!!!!
and one to check the post count ......
and one to comment on the one who checks the post count rolleyes
Makes 1331 to me cool
Make that 1332
for the one person who would try and hijack the thread!!!!!!!
JGL
Quote by Mister_Discreet
How many doggers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows because the lightbulb is all steamed up and nobody can see in.
Boom boom.
Just don't ask Easy ....
I hinted that the BFZ needed cleaning and he's gone a torched the place :shock:
Quote by Ice Pie
How many doggers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows because the lightbulb is all steamed up and nobody can see in.
Boom boom.
rotflmao :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove:

Q. How many cockroaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
...
A. Nobody knows because they scatter as soon as the light comes on
Quote by Mister_Discreet
How many doggers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None! They screw in car parks, not lightbulbs!