Had this conversation with someone recently....
average cock is 6 inches
average sex session lasts 1 hour
average rate of thrusts is one per second
with mean travelling about 12 inchs per thrust.... 3600 seconds in a Hour, which is 12 x 3600 = 43200 inchs per "session"
therefore u can expect to gain each time u have sex...................... :shock:
Think some of us will be due our 5,000 km, 10,00km or even 100,000km service??
dont blame me if the calculations dont add up - it was jiggles maths!
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how many miles u done?
Quote by sexyjess23
Had this conversation with someone recently....
average cock is 6 inches
average sex session lasts 1 hour
average rate of thrusts is one per second
with mean travelling about 12 inchs per thrust.... 3600 seconds in a Hour, which is 12 x 3600 = 43200 inchs per "session"
therefore u can expect to gain each time u have sex...................... :shock:
Think some of us will be due our 5,000 km, 10,00km or even 100,000km service??
dont blame me if the calculations dont add up - it was jiggles maths!
nice to see you get that one in quick!!!
Hmm.... i might see if i can get air miles from shagging!!! lol
JIggle
Sex God
wtf do people listen to jiggle's hairball ideas???
That is what I want to know!?
Ooooo, I can feel a PM coming on! :giggle:
Oh and to answer the question I don't know cos I havent got a cock....... well, not a real one....... does that mean I'm in minus milage then?
That is what I want to know!?
Ooooo, I can feel a PM coming on! :giggle:
Oh and to answer the question I don't know cos I havent got a cock....... well, not a real one....... does that mean I'm in minus milage then?
Quote by little gem
wtf do people listen to jiggle's hairball ideas???
That is what I want to know!?
Ooooo, I can feel a PM coming on! :giggle:
Oh and to answer the question I don't know cos I havent got a cock....... well, not a real one....... does that mean I'm in minus milage then?
he made me post it little gem!!!
Sex God
Jess, rule number one, never post anything for Jiggle unless he is laid out in bed and can't move cos his leg is broken etc.....
He has a reputation for being a bit...... erm........ well....... slow on certain things! ;)
He has a reputation for being a bit...... erm........ well....... slow on certain things! ;)
Sex God
If you need extra tutition............ ;)
Oh well....... blatant tarting doesn't suit me..... I'll leave that to the jigmeister.
Oh well....... blatant tarting doesn't suit me..... I'll leave that to the jigmeister.
When I saw this Topic Heading I thought it referred to the number of miles people travelled for meets.
It reminded me of a prize that is often given out at bike rallies to the person who has ridden the furthest to get to the event.
I wonder if we could adopt a similar ceremony and give a "special" prize to the member who has travelled the furthest to get to a munch
It reminded me of a prize that is often given out at bike rallies to the person who has ridden the furthest to get to the event.
I wonder if we could adopt a similar ceremony and give a "special" prize to the member who has travelled the furthest to get to a munch
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If you need extra tutition............ ;)
Oh well....... blatant tarting doesn't suit me..... I'll leave that to the jigmeister.
i like that one!!... but makes me sound like a DIY tool you'd find in B&Q
Sexyjess23. don't listen to little gem... you've got nothing to worry about me...
JIggle
Sex God
Only one problem with this.
1 Shag = 3600 return tickets.
Net result the car is still in the garage when you've finished! (I know I'm mixing my modes of transport here but WTF!)
1 Shag = 3600 return tickets.
Net result the car is still in the garage when you've finished! (I know I'm mixing my modes of transport here but WTF!)
When I was in the Navy we had a social night on the ship and as usual we'd sent invites out to the nurses at the local hospital and the girls on the checkouts at Tesco etc. Basically anywhere where there was a bunch of females and we thought there was a chance a few of them might like to join a party on one of her Majesty's warships with a bunch of horny guys and free beer.
Anyhow........back to the topic. Overheard from one of the girls chatting to her mates in the corner at the social....................."There must be six miles of cock on this ship and I can't even find six fuckin inches!".
Steve
Anyhow........back to the topic. Overheard from one of the girls chatting to her mates in the corner at the social....................."There must be six miles of cock on this ship and I can't even find six fuckin inches!".
Steve
Sex God
and yet the guys invited from the Firestation werent complaining at all :-)
Sex God
:laughabove: I really like that saying Steve!
i like that one!!... but makes me sound like a DIY tool....
Hmmmm, a DIY tool........ vibrator? :lol
?? 
Quote by Jiggle
If you need extra tutition............ ;)
Oh well....... blatant tarting doesn't suit me..... I'll leave that to the jigmeister.
i like that one!!... but makes me sound like a DIY tool....
Hmmmm, a DIY tool........ vibrator? :lol
?? 
Master of Sex
I'm on the hard shoulder... any one care to give me a jump start ?
Sex God
Quote by Jiggle
Little gem ... i was thinking of something you'd find in the wood work section of B&Q
A big thick plank???
;) 
Orgasminator
What about blowjobs? (receiving) Do they count?
