How Many Times for You...and Where...?

0 likes 16 Dec 2005

It took me the 2nd time to pass my driving test.....even though I nearly killed a cyclist...!!
I then got into my car, hopped onto the M56 motorway and ended up in Wales..!!
How many times for you and where was your first journey..??
CheekyChimp..... cool

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Calista

Sex God

0 likes 16 Dec 2005

Mine was second time, failed the first time before I'd even got off the road the test centre was on but it was the examiners fault mad

as he didn't give enough time after giving the instruction. I could have complained but couldn't be bothered.
Second time had a lorry jack knife in front of me :scared: but pulled the car over and asked for some time to calm down, examiner was impressed with that so passed me :bounce:
Cx

Unknown User

0 likes 16 Dec 2005

Quote by Calista
Mine was second time, failed the first time before I'd even got off the road the test centre was on but it was the examiners fault as he didn't give enough time after giving the instruction. I could have complained but couldn't be bothered.
Second time had a lorry jack knife in front of me :scared: but pulled the car over and asked for some time to calm down, examiner was impressed with that so passed me :bounce:
Cx

Brilliant....x

MandH

Sex God

0 likes 16 Dec 2005

Well I failed 29 times and gave up after that............... been driving over 30 years now though, who needs a licence dunno

only joking peeps, passed 2nd time :grin:

Unknown User

0 likes 16 Dec 2005

I passed first time when I was 17.
However if it hadn't been for the car in front stopping at a red light at a pedestrian crossing, I would have driven straight through it and failed. lol

:lol:
I don't think I could pass it now though! I've learnt too many bad habits.
Fee
XX

Unknown User

0 likes 16 Dec 2005

First time here :smug: Can`t remember where I went on my first solo journey as it was so long ago! Can`t have far as the bloke carrying the red flag in front of me would have got tired rotflmao

MandH

Sex God

0 likes 16 Dec 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
I passed first time when I was 17.
However if it hadn't been for the car in front stopping at a red light at a pedestrian crossing, I would have driven straight through it and failed. :lol:
I don't think I could pass it now though! I've learnt too many bad habits.
Fee
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What kind of bad habits Fee? :grin:

Unknown User

0 likes 16 Dec 2005

Quote by MandH
I passed first time when I was 17.
However if it hadn't been for the car in front stopping at a red light at a pedestrian crossing, I would have driven straight through it and failed. :lol:
I don't think I could pass it now though! I've learnt too many bad habits.
Fee
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What kind of bad habits Fee? :grin:
Trying to drive from the back seat while otherwise occupied :rascal:
Don't see it as a problem myself dunno

:lol:
Fee
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fiftyfun

Warming the Bed

0 likes 16 Dec 2005

Quote by cheekychimp
It took me the 2nd time to pass my driving test.....even though I nearly killed a cyclist...!!
I then got into my car, hopped onto the M56 motorway and ended up in Wales..!!
How many times for you and where was your first journey..??
CheekyChimp.....
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A Member of Operational Change Management

40years ago, passed first time and bought a fiat 500 for a fiver. set off for the south of france, picked up a french girl hitchhiker, got first mobile blowjob, . fiat blew up halfway. spent 2 weeks with the french girl in paris before hitching home. bliss !

RedHot

Sex God

0 likes 16 Dec 2005

Passed first time at age 17. Bought a car three days later and drove it straight to the midlands to visit friends.
Almost ran into problems half way there though as it nearly ran out of petrol and I didn't know how to put more in, so had to stop at a garage and ask the guy behind the counter to put some in for me redface

It was an old cheap and cheerful banger but the back seat certainly saw a lot of action . . . no change there then :P wink

Tracy-Jayne

Kit

Sex God

0 likes 16 Dec 2005

I passed on my 3rd attempt. The instructor turned up in a brand new car that I had never driven before rolleyes

and then I had the same examiner that had failed me both times previously.
My nerves should have been shot to hell, but I was cool, calm, collected and in control throughout.

Half a little white tablet in the morning works wonders
One of my first journeys was from Dorset to Oxfordshire with all the kids, the dog and Kat navigating :shock: :shock:

Unknown User

0 likes 16 Dec 2005

Quote by Kit
I passed on my 3rd attempt. The instructor turned up in a brand new car that I had never driven before and then I had the same examiner that had failed me both times previously.
My nerves should have been shot to hell, but I was cool, calm, collected and in control throughout.

Half a little white tablet in the morning works wonders

The kind of woman I like.... wink

letzplaytoo

Warming the Bed

0 likes 16 Dec 2005

Car 2nd time, 1st time sort of sneaked in a '40 in a 30 zone' redface

and the examiner wasent as old and decrepid as he looked sad

Tank 1st time!!!! :shock: got zapped by a gatzo type thing just outside of Neinburge, Germany one fine day doing 50 in a CVRT Sparton (baby Tank/APC thing on tracks) lol

HGV 1 .... 1st time..... in Holland, been a good boy driving in those, no tickets, yet... rolleyes

Motor Bike? .... dont go there! .... all I will say is 'dont get off one while going round corners' .... Ouch! mad

Unknown User

0 likes 16 Dec 2005

Quote by letzplaytoo
Car 2nd time, 1st time sort of sneaked in a '40 in a 30 zone' and the examiner wasent as old and decrepid as he looked
Tank 1st time!!!! :shock: got zapped by a gatzo type thing just outside of Neinburge, Germany one fine day doing 50 in a CVRT Sparton (baby Tank/APC thing on tracks)
HGV 1 .... 1st time..... in Holland, been a good boy driving in those, no tickets, yet...
Motor Bike? .... dont go there! .... all I will say is 'dont get off one while going round corners' .... Ouch!

Now that's a comprehensive answer..... wink

First journey though...?
Gibbs..... cool

farmersboy

Sexpert

0 likes 16 Dec 2005

passed 1st time best place in the country 1roundabout 1 set of traffic lights no pedestrian crossing Went back to work told them i had passed , Boss said well done put me in a 20 tonner and sent me off on a 200 mile round trip
Never pass now got every bad habbit in the book

Unknown User

0 likes 16 Dec 2005

Quote by farmersboy
passed 1st time best place in the country 1roundabout 1 set of traffic lights no pedestrian crossing Went back to work told them i had passed , Boss said well done put me in a 20 tonner and sent me off on a 200 mile round trip
Never pass now got every bad habbit in the book

Hope you've got more punctuation in your driving than in your writing....x...!
Gibbs...

Unknown User

0 likes 16 Dec 2005

Well I passed first time here ... then went on holiday in my father in laws car and proceeded to reverse into a wall redface

DD

skreemingitarman

Warming the Bed

0 likes 16 Dec 2005

Car third time... Completely messed up the first by not seeing an eldely lady who decided to cross the rod fifty feet before a pedestrian crossing.. it was the"" thud"" of her trolley thing bouncing off the bumper that alerted me to her.. strangely the guy doing the testing didn't see her either but I sorta failed instanly...Second time I never turned up cos I forgot the date... confused

skinned it the third..
First journey was to the hospital to take my then wife in for our first born.. <<< drove like a loony...
Got my Motorbike first time though... and my first journey was up to Scotland to buy my prized bike... A pristine Norton Commando 850... sadly she and I parted company somewhere along the A419 in Wiltshire.. She and I both were left in a less than pristine condition.. <<< is trying hard to resist the urge to join the forties biker club...

Unknown User

0 likes 16 Dec 2005

Quote by skreemingitarman
Car third time... Completely messed up the first by not seeing an eldely lady who decided to cross the rod fifty feet before a pedestrian crossing.. it was the"" thud"" of her trolley thing bouncing off the bumper that alerted me to her.. strangely the guy doing the testing didn't see her either but I sorta failed instanly...Second time I never turned up cos I forgot the date... skinned it the third..
First journey was to the hospital to take my then wife in for our first born.. <<< drove like a loony...
Got my Motorbike first time though... and my first journey was up to Scotland to buy my prized bike... A pristine Norton Commando 850... sadly she and I parted company somewhere along the A419 in Wiltshire.. She and I both were left in a less than pristine condition.. <<< is trying hard to resist the urge to join the forties biker club...

Cool....especially..... rolleyes

Marcus...... cool

Unknown User

0 likes 16 Dec 2005

passed my car test at 17 in 1972ish at wigan first attempt, got my class 1 in 1977 at heywood, then did`nt send in my pass slip :cry: (thought it lasted for 10yrs, wrong :cry: no problem did it once i`ll do it again easy, wrong failed that one :cry: , but passed the next ........................... sent the slip of right away that time wink

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as for first solo mission uuuuuuurm after going to work i had to go to the chippy for everyone`s dinner :wink:

Unknown User

0 likes 16 Dec 2005

passed my car test at 17 in 1972ish at wigan first attempt, got my class 1 in 1977 at heywood, then did`nt send in my pass slip :cry: (thought it lasted for 10yrs, wrong :cry: no problem did it once i`ll do it again easy, wrong failed that one :cry: , but passed the next ........................... sent the slip of right away that time wink

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as for first solo mission uuuuuuurm after going to work i had to go to the chippy for everyone`s dinner :wink:

Unknown User

0 likes 16 Dec 2005

Quote by rick and jools
passed my car test at 17 in 1972ish at wigan first attempt, got my class 1 in 1977 at heywood, then did`nt send in my pass slip :cry: (thought it lasted for 10yrs, wrong :cry: no problem did it once i`ll do it again easy, wrong failed that one :cry: , but passed the next ........................... sent the slip of right away that time .
as for first solo mission uuuuuuurm after going to work i had to go to the chippy for everyone`s dinner :wink:

1977...........it was HOT.....the year I saw my first hairy jack & danny..... redface

LOL....x

Unknown User

0 likes 16 Dec 2005

Quote by cheekychimp
passed my car test at 17 in 1972ish at wigan first attempt, got my class 1 in 1977 at heywood, then did`nt send in my pass slip :cry: (thought it lasted for 10yrs, wrong :cry: no problem did it once i`ll do it again easy, wrong failed that one :cry: , but passed the next ........................... sent the slip of right away that time .
as for first solo mission uuuuuuurm after going to work i had to go to the chippy for everyone`s dinner :wink:

1977...........it was HOT.....the year I saw my first hairy jack & danny..... redface

LOL....xnot half as hot as 76 aaaaaaaah young carefree and daft as a sodding brush :P

piercedJon

Orgasminator

0 likes 17 Dec 2005

I passed first time with only 2 mistakes during my exam...
Failing to use my indicator once... which I pointed out to the examinar when I realised.
And putting my foot down on the accelerator every time I was nearing a roundabout using the idea that if i get on it at 30 to 70 miles an hour no fecker is going to crash into me as i'm to quick...
mind you, the examiner did look a bit pale as though all the blood was drained from his face as he said "you've passed... I dont ever want to be in a car with you again."
I've calmed down since ;-)
BUT... I know someone who has the same attitued I used to have and had the pleasure of a lift in her car (fecking bricking it I was ;-)) mind you... we did make the derby pub... and I got home ok even if I did have to be so pissed I cant remember much of the journy home...
darkfire is soooo going to kick my ass for this, lmao

34fun

Orgasminator

0 likes 17 Dec 2005

passed the second time 14 years ago.
failed the first one cos me and the instructor were out on the piss the night before, turned up late for the test, and just had a fit of the giggles when out.

Unknown User

0 likes 17 Dec 2005

I passed on my second attempt.......first time I was just too nervous and panicked.
Don't remember where i went first on my own...probably to work.
Think I would still pass my test now lol

chaznroz

Warming the Bed

0 likes 17 Dec 2005

passed first time here on roz's 19th birthday
we drove somewhere quiet for our first car shag
yook 3 weeks to wipe the smile off my face
as for now would never pass far to many bad habits

Unknown User

0 likes 17 Dec 2005

I passed 2nd time although there was 5 years in between them. I took it once, failed, drove with a legal driver to Scarborough and then proceeded to drive by myself through the centre of town with no headlamps on and having had 2 pints so was done for drink-driving and driving without full licence. :silly:
I don't like to do things by half, as my criminal record now says.
Glad to say that I learnt my lesson and have never had so much as a low alcahol lager if driving, still affects my Insurance though. evil

Lesson is: Don't forget to put your headlamps on whilst driving at 2 am in the center a town :censored:

Darkfire

Sex God

0 likes 17 Dec 2005

Quote by piercedJon
mind you, the examiner did look a bit pale as though all the blood was drained from his face as he said "you've passed... I dont ever want to be in a car with you again."
I've calmed down since ;-)
BUT... I know someone who has the same attitued I used to have and had the pleasure of a lift in her car (fecking bricking it I was ;-)) mind you... we did make the derby pub... and I got home ok even if I did have to be so pissed I cant remember much of the journy home...
darkfire is soooo going to kick my ass for this, lmao

awww Jon mate, its a damn shame you cant remember it :rascal: rotflmao

and yes, you are in sooooo much trouble now! :kick: smackbottom

next time you want free transportation you can kiss my ass :kissmyarse:
:lol2:

farmersboy

Sexpert

0 likes 17 Dec 2005

Cheekychimp quote .
Hope you've got more punctuation in your driving than in your writing....x...!
Gibbs...
Got so pi**ed off trying to post comma p m last night as the site was going so slowly
that i didn't even try to edit my post fullstop