How much is a man worth?

19 Jan 2005

My beloved other half decided she wanted some new clothes while talking in the chat room tonight. So a money making idea of hers was to auction me off.
The bids started high................at 10p :shock:
Then spiralled out of control until it reached the dizzy heights of Â£4 and a bag of revels (not a family sized bag I suffer to add).
So I laughed that she couldn't make her money for her clothes shopping spree...........
...........then realised I was only worth Â£4 and a bag of revels :shock:
I ask you..........is that all I am worth?????
Dave_Notts
ps mind you............I thought that was alot lol

a bag of revels mmmmmmmmmmmmm

19 Jan 2005

The revels ? Had they been opened , or were all the nice coconut ones still intact ?

19 Jan 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
The revels ? Had they been opened , or were all the nice coconut ones still intact ?

WBB didn't say. But I bet she sucked the chocolate off the nut ones and popped the nuts back in the bag lol

Dave_Notts

19 Jan 2005

o revels

19 Jan 2005

Try Ebay, im sure you'd get more than that! :twisted:

20 Jan 2005

To me you are worth a Fiver just to wash my van :lol:
Fred

20 Jan 2005

Now if it had been a Toblerone that could have been much more interesting wink

20 Jan 2005

How much do you want for the dead mole??

20 Jan 2005

Would someone have to pay you a fee to use your nickname?
Bev
xx

20 Jan 2005

Quote by james02
How much do you want for the dead mole??

Ahem. Dead mole, I beg to differ.
Personannly Dave, I would of given you a nice half a pint of warm cheap cider.

20 Jan 2005

Revels eh?Didn't know they still made happened to the mighty Aztec bar? Spangles?Do they still make them and just changed the name?I mean a Snickers will always be a Marathon to this old bodger. :shock:

20 Jan 2005

Quote by Dave__Notts
The revels ? Had they been opened , or were all the nice coconut ones still intact ?

WBB didn't say. But I bet she sucked the chocolate off the nut ones and popped the nuts back in the bag lol

Dave_Notts
Well getting your nuts sucked is some kind of statement of value isn't it?

20 Jan 2005

Quote by MQ
Now if it had been a Toblerone that could have been much more interesting

would prefer a bounty myself

20 Jan 2005

Wow that's really cheap :shock:
Didn't they even throw in 1 goldfish? lol

:lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

20 Jan 2005

I can`t quite remember how much Timmy is worth.......but I have a vague recollection of the ante involving peas......
Venusxxx

20 Jan 2005

Apparently one of my kisses is worth Â£20. :shock:
Well, that's how much a very nice young lady paid for one in the Notts munch auction anyway. biggrin

Steve

20 Jan 2005

Mine too....same lady I think!
Greedy cow! rotflmao

Venusxxx

20 Jan 2005

Huh...................cheap and nasty, the pair of you :P :P lol

:lol: :lol:

20 Jan 2005

Didn`t hear you complain at the time! :moon:
Venusxxx

20 Jan 2005

Men are worth a lot less than they think! lol

Take the recent auctions..........
Neil = 6 pretty goldfish and a tank
Angel Chat = 45 goldfish and counting!
I rest my case! :smug:
Although...........
I wouldn't give a certain man up in my life for anything cos I love him as much as all the grains of sand on the beach.
:inlove: I'm nothing but an old romantic at heart really! biggrin

20 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Didn`t hear you complain at the time! :moon:
Venusxxx

I'm naturally polite. :P
Anyway, forget the money and the revels. Do I hear 1 goldfish or more for dave notts.
Come on ladies, he's only slightly worn, can burn a pizza with the best of them (should appeal to Venus then)
Do I hear 1 goldfish then, you the lady in the back, yes, no?
XXX

20 Jan 2005

I wonder how much he's worth

Christ, does anyone else think hes luscious?

20 Jan 2005

Quote by altarica
Revels eh?Didn't know they still made happened to the mighty Aztec bar? Spangles?Do they still make them and just changed the name?I mean a Snickers will always be a Marathon to this old bodger. :shock:

From a post from Tonmar01, you can find alsorts of sweeties at

Aztec Bar
Made by Cadburys and, we think, launched to coincide with the 1970 World Cup (the one where Brazil scored that fabulous goal - Carlos Alberto I think). Not sure how long it lasted after that - lots of people seem to remember it fondly but it has long since gone.

20 Jan 2005

Quote by little gem
Although...........
I wouldn't give a certain man up in my life for anything cos I love him as much as all the grains of sand on the beach.
:inlove: I'm nothing but an old romantic at heart really!

Is that Fairbourne Beach?

20 Jan 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
Didn`t hear you complain at the time! :moon:
Venusxxx

I'm naturally polite. :P
Anyway, forget the money and the revels. Do I hear 1 goldfish or more for dave notts.
Come on ladies, he's only slightly worn, can burn a pizza with the best of them (should appeal to Venus then)
Do I hear 1 goldfish then, you the lady in the back, yes, no?
XXX
I'll give you one goldfish for him evil

20 Jan 2005

Right we have a 1 goldfish bid, do I hear anymore.
Come on ladies a right bargain to be had, he's got to be worth at least another 1/2 :P
Jas
XXX

20 Jan 2005

:twisted:

20 Jan 2005

ponders what she's going to do with poor dave notts when she gets her hands on him

20 Jan 2005

Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
I wonder how much he's worth

Christ, does anyone else think hes luscious?

YES!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

20 Jan 2005

Quote by MQ
I wonder how much he's worth

Christ, does anyone else think hes luscious?

YES!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I like your style!!!!! :twisted: