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how much would you get fined???

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Orgasminator
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You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.
Put in your answer My fine is £XX (whatever amount is!)
Smoked weed -- £10
Did acid or pills -- £5
Ever had sex at church -- £25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- £25
Had sex for money -- £100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20
Vandalized something -- £20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10
Beat up someone -- £20
Been jumped -- £10
Cross dressed -- £10
Given money to stripper -- £25
Been in love with a stripper -- £20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know --
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15
Ever drive and drank -- £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50
Used toys while having sex -- £30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
Went skinny dipping -- £5
Had sex in a pool -- £20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20
Cheated on your significant other -- £10
Masturbated -- £10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20
Done oral -- £5
Got oral -- £5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- £25
Stole something -- £10
Had sex with someone in jail -- £25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- £15
Had a threesome -- £50
Had sex in public -- £20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid-- £20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- £25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
Went streaking -- £5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
Been arrested -- £5
Spent time in jail -- £15
Pissed in the pool --
Played spin the bottle -- £5
Done something you regret -- £20
Had sex with your best friend -- £20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25
Had anal sex -- £80
Lied to your mate -- £5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25
by the way my fine would be
Sex God
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lol just did this on FB.
My fine would b...
Orgasminator
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errr redface
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Fine Total I think I have lead a sheltered life lol
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Mine was Hubby's was under £400 so he added mine up again and made it more! So he tried to bump his up a bit by taking all his clothes except his boots off for his first ever streak lol
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Quote by flower411
?500

As your feeling horny, is there anything I could do to help you bump up your score ??:giggle:
Wouldnt that be cheating tho? however..... :twisted:
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opssssss ... guess my saying i am an angel wont work any more redface
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im not sure i should post mine
it is £865 :crazy:
does that make me a bad person? lol
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ohhhhhh me is still an angel compared to you tulip innocent
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ohhh £510 see i was a good boy once, just not any more. lol
Sexlightened
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I'm embarassed to post this, but I seem tame compared to some of you... :twisted:
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Quote by single_tulip
im not sure i should post mine
it is �865 :crazy:
does that make me a bad person? lol

no but does your mother know, lol. must find you some chains to keep you out of
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Quote by minxysub
opssssss ? ... guess my saying i am an angel wont work any more redface

lol looks like its a Hell Angel, ohhh all that leather :-)
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, omg ive lived some life, oh well i intend to carry on lol, hahahha
Warming the Bed
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Not sure I should post, but £964.......... Oh dear! lol
I am a good girl honestly.... sillyhwoar:
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Quote by Bbw_babe
Not sure I should post, but £964.......... Oh dear! lol
I am a good girl honestly.... sillyhwoar:

You must be very good to get a fine that size! :twisted:
Warming the Bed
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am worried now as im a youngster too lol :embarrased2:
Master of Sex
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redface
(you do only add it on once for multiple mister meaners dont you? I dont have enough fingers if your suposed to add it on once for each time)
Sex God
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Phew, just re-read and spotted
NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.
thought it was going to get really expensive for a time
Think got off lightly at
Yes I know, I really must get out more, but Choir Practise, Stamp Collecting, Train Spotting, etc. do impinge on one's time you know........................and if you believe that lol
Bugga, just had a recount and , going to give up the Choir Practise, Stamp Collecting and Train Spotting as obviously bad influences :sad:
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£360 Thats not bad considering some on here think i'm kinky and debauched lol
Warming the Bed
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.... not the worst on here but close lol
Think there should be a recount on Gillians!!!!
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hmmmmm but i agree with you mrluv Gillian needs a recount lol
Warming the Bed
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60p ???? so you pee'd in the pool and kissed someone you didnt know too!
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fine for me :twisted:
I must try harder!!!