How not to do it!

30 Sep 2006

When meeting a couple, its really nice to have a glass or two of wine. Even better to skip down to the hottub at the bottom of the garden, have a few more glasses of wine, have a cuddle - maybe more wink

All very nice. But when walking back to house in the dark, do NOT step in dog poo and then spend the next 15mins in the bath with a shower attachment trying to clean yourself up redface

. It just kinda kills the evening!
Luckily it was Mr and Mrs R I was with!!! lol

I cannot imagine the embarassment if that happened on my first meet with them! surprised

ops:
Oh and hello everyone wave

Big kisses to all passionkiss

assionkiss:
Rs xx :color:

30 Sep 2006

That was classic !
Hello by the way kiss

30 Sep 2006

Hi Rainbows! wave

If it was their garden and dog, it's they who should be embarrassed, not you.

30 Sep 2006

when meeting a couple its nice to have a bed that isnt a) falling apart and b) being removed the morning after.....in the middle of some sunday morning sex.... redface

30 Sep 2006

Quote by sexkittenhfx
when meeting a couple its nice to have a bed that isnt a) falling apart and b) being removed the morning after.....in the middle of some sunday morning sex....

Noooooooo
You just can't leave the story like that :shock:
My mind is conjuring up all sorts of stuff now, mind you, I do have a pretty good imagination .............. biggrin

:D :rascal:

30 Sep 2006

Quote by Manolishi
when meeting a couple its nice to have a bed that isnt a) falling apart and b) being removed the morning after.....in the middle of some sunday morning sex....

Noooooooo
You just can't leave the story like that :shock:
My mind is conjuring up all sorts of stuff now, mind you, I do have a pretty good imagination .............. biggrin

:D :rascal:
well, i bought a new bed just over a year ago and put it together myself...i was soo proud :D of course it commenced to loosen up and wobble over the months (it was a cheap bed....not the ammount of usage......honest) surprised

ops:
earlier this year i decided to come out of my swinging break and arranged to meet a lovely couple id met at a munch.....that afternoon i kneeled on the bed to lean over and put the lamp on.....and "snap" goes one of the slats! well i couldnt cancel as "my bed has broken" is far too crap an excuse lol so we just had to be very very careful...... wink

i decided to get rid of it and invest in a new one..........turns out the weekend the old one is being collected and new one being delivered falls on the only weekend me and another couple could meet.....
so here goes another night of carefully placed limbs on the wonky bed.....and a repeat of the action in the morning. how i managed to hear the van door open from between the thighs of the lovely lady i will never know!
cue them scrabbling to the spare room collecting sex related items as they go....while i let the blokes in to take the bed apart and away.....i dread to think what they thought of the sexy aroma and my obviously dishevilled appearance :oops:
anyhow, a coupe of quilts on the floor and we were off again....who needs a bed?
i do have a luxury king size bed now tho for any future adventures :D

30 Sep 2006

:giggle:
Sorry Kitten hunni but that's a diamond :giggle:

30 Sep 2006

Brilliant Kitten, just brilliant.
You have me rolling round down on the south coast.
I can just picture the delivery men's faces now

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

30 Sep 2006

Quote by Rainbows
When meeting a couple, its really nice to have a glass or two of wine. Even better to skip down to the hottub at the bottom of the garden, have a few more glasses of wine, have a cuddle - maybe more
All very nice. But when walking back to house in the dark, do NOT step in dog poo and then spend the next 15mins in the bath with a shower attachment trying to clean yourself up . It just kinda kills the evening!
Luckily it was Mr and Mrs R I was with!!! I cannot imagine the embarassment if that happened on my first meet with them! ops:
Oh and hello everyone Big kisses to all assionkiss:
Rs xx :color:

dog poo......... yuk......... dog pooh on bare feet.............. yukerama!

30 Sep 2006

it reminds me of the Mastercard adverts
phonecalls and internet charges: 2 quid
trip to the offlicence :40 quid
sexy lingerie and trip to beatuty salon (for both of you) 130 quid
getting it on in the hot-tub and just when you about to get really naughty... standing on dog toffee..........................PRICELESS.........
did anyone take a pic......????
sort of..... bolt

30 Sep 2006

Quote by DeeCee
dog toffee..........................PRICELESS.........

Love it

30 Sep 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
dog toffee..........................PRICELESS.........

Love it

the stuff makes me go green................

30 Sep 2006

Quote by Rainbows
When meeting a couple, its really nice to have a glass or two of wine. Even better to skip down to the hottub at the bottom of the garden, have a few more glasses of wine, have a cuddle - maybe more
All very nice. But when walking back to house in the dark, do NOT step in dog poo and then spend the next 15mins in the bath with a shower attachment trying to clean yourself up . It just kinda kills the evening!
:

....but just think how you'd have felt if you'd trodden in it on the way into the hot tub.... and not noticed..........hmm interesting bubbles

30 Sep 2006

Quote by Rainbows
When meeting a couple, its really nice to have a glass or two of wine. Even better to skip down to the hottub at the bottom of the garden, have a few more glasses of wine, have a cuddle - maybe more
All very nice. But when walking back to house in the dark, do NOT step in dog poo and then spend the next 15mins in the bath with a shower attachment trying to clean yourself up . It just kinda kills the evening!
Luckily it was Mr and Mrs R I was with!!! I cannot imagine the embarassment if that happened on my first meet with them! ops:
Oh and hello everyone Big kisses to all assionkiss:
Rs xx :color:

euwwwwww
hello sexy :wave: welcome back kiss

30 Sep 2006

Nice to see ya again R biggrin

30 Sep 2006

Indeed. Wonderful to see you - and Mr and Mrs R too, even if only by reference.
Will kiss

2 Oct 2006

Well with apologies for the dog eggs that are laid on the lawn...... redface

and having forgotten our login details and unable to get them straight surprised

Mr & Mrs Rainbows here ................
Part-time egg collector required - payment offered in kind - apply here. Apparently Rainbows has cancelled her application for this particular occupation, she's far too busy with fish :cry: confused

2 Oct 2006

Quote by pebb_bambam
Apparently Rainbows has cancelled her application for this particular occupation, she's far too busy with fish :cry:

:lol:
and other things wink

Leave my fish alone. They are cute cool

Rsxx :color:

2 Oct 2006

Ask Dave_Notts about the last time he got dog-poo on one foot.........and then hopped onto some carpet grippers with the other foot.
I didn't actually see him do it..........but we were in stitches as he told us the tale

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

2 Oct 2006

Quote by pebb_bambam
Well with apologies for the dog eggs that are laid on the lawn......
and having forgotten our login details and unable to get them straight
Mr & Mrs Rainbows here ................
Part-time egg collector required - payment offered in kind - apply here. Apparently Rainbows has cancelled her application for this particular occupation, she's far too busy with fish :cry:

Hello you two! Nice to see you!
(I've already said hi to 'Bows - but she didn't notice! wink

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