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How not to swing and other amusing pictures!

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After seeing a few really funny threads by Silk and Big G :thumbup: I felt inspired to carry on their great idea using the photos/captions that didn't fit the other threads and just decided to lump them together here.
This thread is just intended as a little light humour and anyone that feels they want to join in with funny pictures or jokes - please do!!
“The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is  - Mark Twain
How not to react when the other man mentions that his wife has changed her mind about swinging with you!
Perhaps it's best to keep that idea of all meeting at a club first to yourselves as you never know who may be listening!
When organising a private party, do make sure that everyone attending understands what a Swinging Party is!
When a single guy plucks up the courage to ask you out - try not to pull this face!
If a male swinging partner promises to warn you before he is going to come so you can stop sucking, and he gets so carried away he forgets...... try not to ruin the moment by doing this!
It's helpful to remember... it's not only the boys that get jealous!
Whilst it is always difficult to resist a quick 'sniff' to remind yourself where your hand has just been.... not all people appreciate it, and some even deem it rude!
Ladies... when at a Munch or Social you may become extremely excited - but please try spare a thought for the furniture!
Although most swinging 'meets' go well, always be prepared for a knock-back!
Of course DO make sure you know who you're meeting beforehand :shock:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Of course DO make sure you know who you're meeting beforehand :shock:

I'd have never of guessed from your avatar, your legs are so slender.
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Of course DO make sure you know who you're meeting beforehand :shock:

I'd have never of guessed from your avatar, your legs are so slender.
naff off :giggle:
You know you're addicted to SH when you agree to go to that music festival
and this happens!
A very handy device has been invented to assist the lady 'about town' to clean herself
up with the minimum of effort!
Finally a way of answering that nagging question - is my penis big enough?
hunni, where are the pics? dunno or are you having a blond day? :giggle:
Moi a blonde day? wink
They were there a minute ago coz I just looked - I think the site I got them from is stopping me from back linking!
Have to do some work now but will try and sort it out later!
kiss