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How to design a House for Swinging?

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Well, I was thinking of covering the cost of the mortgage by designing this new place, to meet the needs, and there is a need isnt there? and sort of hiring it out for parties, orgies. poker tournaments, you name it, I'll think about it.
So what would you like in the den??
Laminte floors or a nice shag pile?
Laminate floors=wipe clean :twisted: lol
Big comfy sofas, loads of floor cushions, soft lighting :twisted:
Build it on a hill top, with a walled garden somewhere were there are warm nights.
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a dungeon.
:twisted:
whip

:rascal:
I know of such a house - with a secluded garden also. A great 24 hour rate too.
In Edit - It's not my house! sad
Following on from the SWINGING ATTRITION thread. Would a swinging house collaspe after 12 months?
Laminate floors with lots of soft shaggable-on rugs. Best of both!
10 bedrooms loaded with sexy people. wink
Louise xx
so i can work my way around all of them. innocent
a speciality *downer* room... need only be small....
so that people like my good self can isolate and sit in moribund solitude... wishing they had the courage and nerve to say *hi* at least!
lp
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a speciality *downer* room... need only be small....
so that people like my good self can isolate and sit in moribund solitude... wishing they had the courage and nerve to say *hi* at least!
lp

Nan - it needs to be a room with many corners so we each get one to sit in. :P
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Nan - it needs to be a room with many corners so we each get one to sit in. :P

maybe octagonal?
with a couple of descrete doors.. so one can leave or enter without being noticed...
and 36, before the rumour-mill gets a-rollin', I am NOT your grandmother!
lp
Soft carpets for when you fall off the swings pissed?
Quote by de_sade
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a dungeon.
:twisted:
whip

BYO?

lp
Quote by de_sade
:twisted:
a dungeon.
:twisted:
whip

:rascal:
I know of such a house - with a secluded garden also. A great 24 hour rate too.
In Edit - It's not my house! sad
Is it Meaty's?
lol bolt
Stop it - he'll faint or run away! :lol:
Sadly I don't own the house - but if you would like to know where it is, PM me and I'll send you their details.
:twisted:
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Not the same LP. Unfamiliarity adds grist to the mill :twisted: . Not as much fun if you can say "right, I've had enough of thrashing the fuck out of say we both go upstairs and have a nice cup of tea and a biscuit."
Know what I mean?
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I think i have your angle here de_sade.... I think.....
lp
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You do LP....
I don't like biscuits.....
lol

so the "o'er a barrel o' bourbons" room wont go down too well then... bugger!
lp
what about a sauna & a jaccussi? Oh & massage beds wink
Another room full of soft lighting, warm & cosey with an open fire & a BIG soft rug in front of it rolleyes
ooh & a fridge with chilled wine inside & two glasses :wink: