How to get a free drink

16 Nov 2004

Walk into a bar and say to the first person you see "Those shores are nice aren't they?"

16 Nov 2004

Ok i dont get that at all..... It's 3:30am so i kinda have an excuse :shock:
.xX JoanneXx.

16 Nov 2004

Oh, Ice. That is such an old one. However, my usual ploy for getting free drinks is to get me tits out. That's not exactly cutting edge, is it?

16 Nov 2004

My usual ploy is tell h/b to go and buy me one!!
Works every time, I just love being subtle!!

16 Nov 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
Walk into a bar and say to the first person you see "Those shores are nice aren't they?"

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
(Although I had to think about it for a sec ;) )

16 Nov 2004

Well, I wouldn't fall for the "What Shores?" ploy, but the tits out routine works for me every time!!! lol

:lol: :lol:

16 Nov 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Well, I wouldn't fall for the "What Shores?" ploy, but the tits out routine works for me every time!!! :lol: :lol:

OK, I'm not proud, I'll show you me tits then. dunno

16 Nov 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
Well, I wouldn't fall for the "What Shores?" ploy, but the tits out routine works for me every time!!! :lol: :lol:

OK, I'm not proud, I'll show you me tits then. dunno

What shores then??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

16 Nov 2004

being blonde and female , i read icepies line to be " those SHOES are nice" sorry but thought would i but someone a drink if they commented i had nice shoes on, probally yes, so it still made sence to me lol.

16 Nov 2004

Quote by fem_4_taboo
being blonde and female , i read icepies line to be " those SHOES are nice" sorry but thought would i but someone a drink if they commented i had nice shoes on, probally yes, so it still made sence to me lol.

So did Tracy-Jayne, but don't tell her I told you :shock:
Anyway, I can't hang around here, got chores to do............
What chores??
Oh thank you - a John Smiths please biggrin

16 Nov 2004

As seen as you're so generous Jon I'll have a vodka and orange next time we meet hun.... xxxxxxxxx
.xX Joanne Xx.

16 Nov 2004

I'll have a little head and she wants Riding biggrin

16 Nov 2004

Quote by fem_4_taboo
being blonde and female , i read icepies line to be " those SHOES are nice" sorry but thought would i but someone a drink if they commented i had nice shoes on, probally yes, so it still made sence to me lol.

I read the line as Those SHOES as well.... confused

I'm male and brunette, so what's my excuse????

Quote by Jon_TJ
What chores??

Southern Comfort and dry ginger please. Don't forget the ice. wink

16 Nov 2004

Pssssttttt...... I have deep pockets and short arms lol

16 Nov 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Well, I wouldn't fall for the "What Shores?" ploy, but the tits out routine works for me every time!!! :lol: :lol:

OK, I'm not proud, I'll show you me tits then. dunno

What shores then??? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Une Stella, s'il vous muchly. :lol2:

16 Nov 2004

And I once knew someone who sucessfully used "nice shoes wanna Fuck" to get more than just a drink....
.... I think if you pick the right people it just works whatever you say wink

I guess they just gotta like you already

16 Nov 2004

Um, can someone explain it to me pleasE??? i dont get it!! dunno

16 Nov 2004

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
jon
ile have a large stiff one plz
voddy xxx

what !!!!!!!!! you mean you want another one voddy????well you know where i am wink

16 Nov 2004

can anyone give me a collective name for snacks chocolate and sandwiches, I keep thinking of combustables but i know thats not right

16 Nov 2004

Food.

16 Nov 2004

need posher word but ta for trying

16 Nov 2004

Quote by wildwilly
can anyone give me a collective name for snacks chocolate and sandwiches, I keep thinking of combustables but i know thats not right

consumables?? perishables???

16 Nov 2004

i know a few who like to get to know the manager
wink

this 1 should b used regular girls especialy in manchester with dance club managers lol

16 Nov 2004

Quote by wildwilly
need posher word but ta for trying

Comestables springs to mind wink

16 Nov 2004

Quote by dazandlou
Um, can someone explain it to me pleasE??? i dont get it!!

Lou, read this out loud.....
Ice Pie: Oohh! Those shores are lovely arent they
Sarge: (looking confused) What shores? :dunno:
Ice Pie: Cheers mate, mine's a pint :P
Any clearer now? lol

16 Nov 2004

Quote by Jon_TJ
Pssssttttt...... I have deep pockets and short arms

Hey I'm not proud mate....
*shoves hand into Jons pocket*

16 Nov 2004

Quote by leprechaun
i know a few who like to get to know the manager
this 1 should b used regular girls especialy in manchester with dance club managers

This one is used regular..............by a certain Herts gal rolleyes

ahem, just trying to remember the assortment of drinks on Friday.........cpl glasses of red wine, then a beer or two, two JD & Cokes, several Vodka & cokes, beer again, brandy and cokes then back to JD and cokes to finish off the evening (and yes even though i was sloshed i could tell it was a double you cheeky bugger!!) I was even complemented on how much drink i can take and still be standing biggrin

What a girl huh!!
ps. sorry i forgot our convo hun, but after the list above i think you can understand why i dont remember it, although i do remember me saying in the car "You cant keep a good wooden down" when i meant woman :twisted: Mind you isnt Wooden a term for something else :spit: :roll:

16 Nov 2004

Once bet a friend 50p that I could drink his pint without touching the glass.
Should've seen his face when I picked it up, drank it and paid up. cool

17 Nov 2004

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
jon
ile have a large stiff one plz
voddy xxx

Oi! Voddy you're in for a disappointment my dear.
He's only mr average

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Tracy-Jayne

17 Nov 2004

Quote by RedHot
jon
ile have a large stiff one plz
voddy xxx

Oi! Voddy you're in for a disappointment my dear.
He's only mr average

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Tracy-Jayne
At least I aint got a button mushroom lol - and it works well enough, you should know ;)