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How to get a wife swinging - the Sarge Way
Quote by KitKat
I am so going to get Kit to wax your bikini line next weekend! :twisted:
lhk
Kat
I'll hold him down!!!
:karaoke:
A munching we will go,
a munching we will go,
off to wax an army man,
a hunting we will go!!!
YIPEEEEE - I can't wait.... now where is that rusty old cut throat razor of me ole Dads?
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Stop it now!!! This was supposedto be a serious debate!! 
Tsch!!! Some people just don't know when to be serious. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Tsch!!! Some people just don't know when to be serious. :shock: :shock: :shock:Quote by Wilma getting up first for the Karaoke at the Munchester Munch
A munching we will go,
a munching we will go,
off to wax an army man,
a hunting we will go!!!
This IS a serious matter!
How many times have we discussed the importance of that step where fantasy turns into reality.
Now - this Saturday Sarge had a fantasy waxing - and as I recall enjoyed the experience immensly. Now, the question is, should Sarge turn his ultimate Swinging Fantasy into a reality.
All those in favour say
"Fuckity Fuck, yes"
All those against say - whatever you want because your posts will be deleted anyway! :twisted:
lhk
Kat
How many times have we discussed the importance of that step where fantasy turns into reality.
Now - this Saturday Sarge had a fantasy waxing - and as I recall enjoyed the experience immensly. Now, the question is, should Sarge turn his ultimate Swinging Fantasy into a reality.
All those in favour say
"Fuckity Fuck, yes"
All those against say - whatever you want because your posts will be deleted anyway! :twisted:
lhk
Kat
Sex God
edited by Kat - I told you I would delete the ones against
Mattmoleman says: "Fuckity Fuck, yes"
I wonder if sarge will believe that Kat edited this post?
Mattmoleman says: "Fuckity Fuck, yes"
I wonder if sarge will believe that Kat edited this post?
Quote by KitKat
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Quote by DreamerHelen
You're such a spoilsport Sarge, a Bikini Wax can be very bracing and might give you some energy....
Just lie back, spread your legs and think of England
Trust us Sarge..... A bikini wax is a "unique" experience......... One you simply MUST try.... :grin:
And just for KitKat.....
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Quote by WilmaFlintstone
I'll hold him down!!!
I would have helped Wilma but we wont be there....
Don't forget guys..... Make sure you take lots of pictures..... :grin: :grin:
Shireen
xxx
Sex God
I'm not putting any quotes in this post because no-one will tell me how to put multiple quotes in a thread (see TE's plea on the matter ---please?)
However, I would like to thank all you regulars here for the sensible, constructive advice, which I was hoping to obtain when I saw the title
Boy you lot are a scream - if anything will get Mrs TE interested it's the humour on this sort of thread :!: :!:
Kit scurrys in and flexes her fingers
Can't stop Guys, I've got to get all my equipment ready for a waxing appointment extraordinaire :twisted:
Kit
xxx
scurrys off again humming her own version of Wilma's 'munching' ditty:
'A waxing we will go
A waxing we will go
Off to wax an Army man
Above and down below' :twisted:
Can't stop Guys, I've got to get all my equipment ready for a waxing appointment extraordinaire :twisted:
Kit
xxx
scurrys off again humming her own version of Wilma's 'munching' ditty:
'A waxing we will go
A waxing we will go
Off to wax an Army man
Above and down below' :twisted:
