how to impress a woman

30 Aug 2004

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Encourage her,
Believe in her,
Pray with her,
Pray for her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the
Earth and back again for her --
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked --
Bring food --
Don't block the TV
rolleyes

30 Aug 2004

For women you forgot,
Love her,Need her,Make love to her,Cherish her,and the list goes on.
For men you also forgot,
Laugh when he farts,Bring him the remote control,open his can of beer for him,learn the offside rule,etc,etc!!

30 Aug 2004

Quote by burose
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked --
Bring food and beer--
Don't block the TV

That would be a definite result (with the small addition)..

30 Aug 2004

To the "HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN" list you need to add:-
Breath through your ears and lick your own eyebrows............. well it works for me!!! wink

:wink:

30 Aug 2004

30 Aug 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
For men you also forgot,
Laugh when he farts,Bring him the remote control,open his can of beer for him,learn the offside rule,etc,etc!!

And you do all of them for me don't you dear,NO

30 Aug 2004

Quote by corriefem
Always be ready for sex at the drop of a hat
Think thats about right................................................... :twisted: :twisted:

What if he doesn't wear a hat????????
You mean I have to go without? confused

30 Aug 2004

For women
You forgot the most important incentive of all ...............Chocolates!!!!

30 Aug 2004

How to really impress a woman!!
EAT ME!!!
:twisted:

30 Aug 2004

Quote by Mark
Just noticed this one:-
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
...
Shop with her
...

I'd sooner become a Monk :shock:
Watch out Mark - that could become a nasty habit (groan)

30 Aug 2004

Quote by Mark
Just noticed this one:-
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
...
Shop with her
...

I'd sooner become a Monk :shock:
No dont bother with the shopping, just send your credit card!!

30 Aug 2004

I would have thought giving her an orgasm would be quite high on a womans list.

30 Aug 2004

Quote by corriefem
How To Impress an Man
Never never talk
Never have an opinion
Walk 10 feet behind him
Never let him buy anything for you
Always be ready for sex at the drop of a hat
Love his mum
Never complain that he doesnt wash his bits
Laugh at his jokes
Make the right noises during sex
Give up 3/4 of the bed at least for his comfort
Think thats about right................................................... :twisted: :twisted:

That seems to have more pain than humour in it!

30 Aug 2004

Quote by Mark
Just noticed this one:-
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
...
Shop with her
...

I'd sooner become a Monk :shock:
S'funny - that's the one I drew the line at.

30 Aug 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Always be ready for sex at the drop of a hat
Think thats about right................................................... :twisted: :twisted:

What if he doesn't wear a hat????????
You mean I have to go without? confused

It can be any hat! If the old geezer at the end of the bus stop drops his hat then.... bingo! Signal to start!!!

30 Aug 2004

Quote by Steve_Lincs
I would have thought giving her an orgasm would be quite high on a womans list.

GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!! !
Chocolates win hands down everytime......... :giggle:
That's orgasmic lol