How to make a woman happy?
It's really not difficult...
To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be :
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organiser
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :
1. Shag him
2. Leave him in peace
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How to make women happy, and how to make men happy
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Quote by JandPUK
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :
1. Shag him
2. Leave him in peace
can i add 2 vital things to that list.............
3. Serve beer at our beckon call....
4 Leave the house when the football is on....
can i get an AMEN.....
:D :D :D sean xxxxxx
Sexlightened
1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
3. A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he wants.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't want.
4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman.
Before and after marriage.
6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
8. Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
9. A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance,
while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
3. A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he wants.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't want.
4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman.
Before and after marriage.
6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
8. Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
9. A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance,
while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.