how to measure ones penis....

Forum Virgin

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I know I am a bit old to be asking this.. redface

but due to the high number of adverts. specifying a minimum penis length - from where does one start to measure?
Top or bottom?
Thickness, I suppose it is pretty much the same along the whole length.
Thank you,
Levi

Abilene

Orgasminator

0 likes 7 Aug 2006

You could always ask my ex hubby ... he somehow made 4" become 9" :shock: :shock:
Just kidding. I dont really know where you would measure from ... and also, now that I think about it ... do you measure hard or soft?? Geeezzzz, I dont even have one and I'm interested. redface

Unknown User

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Start at the bottom and then this (approximate) guide should help:
4-6" Tiny
6-8" Average
8-10" Large
10"+ Extra Large
I think that's what SH use to base the categories in their profiles on so please amend your's accordingly cool

silent_bob

Orgasminator

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From an old thread :
"Firstly, make sure you're measuring correctly. Slide the tip of your tape-measure into your anus then pull it forward, and measure to the eye of your penis. (Make sure you have an erection whilst doing this.) "
Remember, the search button is your friend. wink

Unknown User

0 likes 7 Aug 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
Start at the bottom and then this (approximate) guide should help:
4-6" Tiny
6-8" Average
8-10" Large
10"+ Extra Large
I think that's what SH use to base the categories in their profiles on so please amend your's accordingly

i better get changing mine then redface

SilkandBigG

Sex God

0 likes 7 Aug 2006

First you'll need some towels , hot water , a stick of celery and a cheese grater . Then a large packet of plasters , a tube of tomato puree and permission from the nearest Presbyterian cleric - and of course a thimble....................now stand on the ladder - did i mention the ladder :shock:

Robin__Prince__of__Thieves

Master of Sex

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Quote by Silk and Big G
First you'll need some towels , hot water , a stick of celery and a cheese grater . Then a large packet of plasters , a tube of tomato puree and permission from the nearest Presbyterian cleric - and of course a thimble....................now stand on the ladder - did i mention the ladder :shock:

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: worship

:thumbup:

LeviJ

Forum Virgin

0 likes 7 Aug 2006

is that right .. from the anus to the tip.. I bloody well hope so!
Stay tuned I will measure up next time

Unknown User

0 likes 7 Aug 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
Start at the bottom and then this (approximate) guide should help:
4-6" Tiny
6-8" Average
8-10" Large
10"+ Extra Large
I think that's what SH use to base the categories in their profiles on so please amend your's accordingly

The problem with that guide is you'll always want to be in the higher category. So if you are 8 inches then instead of saying average, you'd want to say Large. Well I do anyway innocent

SilkandBigG

Sex God

0 likes 7 Aug 2006

Whos anus ?? :shock: :shock:

SilkandBigG

Sex God

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Quote by AndyNudeUK
Start at the bottom and then this (approximate) guide should help:
4-6" Tiny
6-8" Average
8-10" Large
10"+ Extra Large
I think that's what SH use to base the categories in their profiles on so please amend your's accordingly

The problem with that guide is you'll always want to be in the higher category. So if you are 8 inches then instead of saying average, you'd want to say Large. Well I do anyway innocent

Im struggling to fall into the tiny category evil

How thin are some of thses cocks !!!

Unknown User

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You can always try the pint glass method :idea:

westerross

Sex God

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Quote by LeviJ
is that right .. from the anus to the tip.. I bloody well hope so!
Stay Tune I will measure up next time

Next time when?? :shock: :shock:
Don't forget to add 2 inches - we all do it!
Cheers
19" Tune.

Unknown User

0 likes 7 Aug 2006

From what I've seen of the photo ad's the new SH method is to use a sky plus remote or a can of lager confused

:?
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<,Trying to remember if he's ever measured his :?

Abilene

Orgasminator

0 likes 7 Aug 2006

Quote by Silk and Big G
First you'll need some towels , hot water , a stick of celery and a cheese grater . Then a large packet of plasters , a tube of tomato puree and permission from the nearest Presbyterian cleric - and of course a thimble....................now stand on the ladder - did i mention the ladder :shock:

Are you guys measuring your penis or giving birth??

silent_bob

Orgasminator

0 likes 7 Aug 2006

Quote by LeviJ
is that right .. from the anus to the tip.. I bloody well hope so!
Stay tuned I will measure up next time

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
If I were you I'd read the whole thread that quotation came from (clue: it's not telling the absolute truth. wink

).
Seriously, if you feel the need to measure it, do so however you see fit, I don't believe there is a standard technique, though obviously it's likely to be longer if it's erect.

LeviJ

Forum Virgin

0 likes 7 Aug 2006

Quote by makaveli69
You can always try the pint glass method :idea:

what is the pint glass method?

Unknown User

0 likes 7 Aug 2006

Right a genuine handy link with instructions on how to perform the task in hand biggrin

Unknown User

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Quote by Silk and Big G
Start at the bottom and then this (approximate) guide should help:
4-6" Tiny
6-8" Average
8-10" Large
10"+ Extra Large
I think that's what SH use to base the categories in their profiles on so please amend your's accordingly

The problem with that guide is you'll always want to be in the higher category. So if you are 8 inches then instead of saying average, you'd want to say Large. Well I do anyway innocent

Im struggling to fall into the tiny category evil

How thin are some of thses cocks !!!It's what you do with it that counts :P

poshkate

Sex God

0 likes 7 Aug 2006

Quote by AndyNudeUK
It's what you do with it that counts :P

whoever told u that was lying.........
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

Unknown User

0 likes 7 Aug 2006

Quote by poshkate
It's what you do with it that counts :P

whoever told u that was lying.........
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:I knew I was going wrong somewhere :doh:

Unknown User

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Quote by Silk and Big G
Im struggling to fall into the tiny category How thin are some of thses cocks !!!

Oh come on 'big' G - your modesty doesn't become you lol

Robin__Prince__of__Thieves

Master of Sex

0 likes 7 Aug 2006

Quote by sheddy
From what I've seen of the photo ad's the new SH method is to use a sky plus remote or a can of lager :?
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<,Trying to remember if he's ever measured his :?

No no no no sheddy - its the the imperial lather shower wash bottle thats the accepted measurment meathod lol

Unknown User

0 likes 7 Aug 2006

Quote by Robin Prince of Thieves
From what I've seen of the photo ad's the new SH method is to use a sky plus remote or a can of lager :?
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<,Trying to remember if he's ever measured his :?

No no no no sheddy - its the the imperial lather shower wash bottle thats the accepted measurment meathod lol

Shit and here was me getting ready with my bottle of miniture whisky redface

neilinleeds

Sex God

0 likes 7 Aug 2006

Quote by Silk and Big G
Whos anus ?? :shock: :shock:

who's anus? she's just this old bird! not worth worrying about really. if you're that bothered, it's anus, anus, fourth declension feminine noun, meaning crone, hag, old woman. ((( Not to be unintentionally confused with anus, -i which means something entirely different. )))

Quote by Bloke2005
Start at the bottom and then this (approximate) guide should help:
4-6" Tiny
6-8" Average
8-10" Large
10"+ Extra Large
I think that's what SH use to base the categories in their profiles on so please amend your's accordingly

bloke? you're getting yer metric and imperial confused again, aintcha? i come in well above 14 centimetres, which is feckin' massive so it is!

neil x x x ;)

Unknown User

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It all depends what unit you are using.
There are 3 main units:
The Imperial Inch
The Metric Centimeter
The AOL Inch
The latter is much preffered by braggarts of all ages.

Redpantherman

Sex God

0 likes 7 Aug 2006

Pah...

this is just pure poppycock!

SilkandBigG

Sex God

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anais

Sex God

0 likes 7 Aug 2006

I really need to have my eyes tested......
I read the subject title as *how to pleasure your penis* thought I was going to be really helpful for a mo sad

xanaisx

st3v3

Sex God

0 likes 7 Aug 2006

The measurement should be taken on working length surely to be useful, maybe we should set some guidelines for SH-UWL Swinging Heaven - Useful Working Length and then try to get it listed as a British Standard.