1) Take off clothes while sitting on bed and leave them in a pile.
2) Walk naked to bathroom. If wife seen, shake knob at her while shouting "Way Hey!!"
3) Look in mirror and suck in gut to see your manly physique.
4) Admire size of knob in mirror, scratch bollocks and smell fingers for one last whiff.
5) Get in shower.
6) Don't bother to look for face cloth, don't need one.
7) Wash face.
8) Wash armpits.
9) Laugh at how loud farts sound in the shower.
10) Wash bollocks and the surrounding area.
11) Wash arse, leaving hair on soap.
12) Shampoo hair but do not use conditioner.
13) Make Mohican hairstyle with shampoo. Pull back curtain to see self in mirror.
14) Pee in shower.
15) Rinse off and get out of shower. Fail to notice water on floor because shower curtain outside bath for whole shower time.
16) Partially dry off.
17) Look at self in mirror, flex muscles and admire size of knob again.
18) Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on floor.
19) Leave bathroom light and fan on.
20) Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, grab knob, go "Yeah baby" and thrust pelvis at her.
21) Put on yesterday's clothes.
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How to shower - like a man !
2) Walk naked to bathroom. If wife seen, shake knob at her while shouting "Way Hey!!"
20) Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, grab knob, go "Yeah baby" and thrust pelvis at her.
Oh dear ........ you've been peering into our house haven't you????
C'mon admit it ......
Sex God
Men do all that :shock:
My shower routine goes something like this:
1. Take off clothes and leave in pile on bathroom floor
2. Turn on shower
3. Get in shower
4. Realise it is too hot so turn it down
5. Realise it is now too cold so turn it up
6. Get annoyed about drastic changes in temperature so get out of shower without washing
7. Splash water all over floor and clothes
8. Realise there is no towel in bathroom so dry self on already wet clothes :shock:
9. Realise clothes are now too wet to wear so paddle water throughout the house trying to find dry ones
10. Go downstairs still unwashed
Yes, really
My shower routine goes something like this:
1. Take off clothes and leave in pile on bathroom floor
2. Turn on shower
3. Get in shower
4. Realise it is too hot so turn it down
5. Realise it is now too cold so turn it up
6. Get annoyed about drastic changes in temperature so get out of shower without washing
7. Splash water all over floor and clothes
8. Realise there is no towel in bathroom so dry self on already wet clothes :shock:
9. Realise clothes are now too wet to wear so paddle water throughout the house trying to find dry ones
10. Go downstairs still unwashed
Yes, really
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