HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED BRITON.
She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER.
She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED
She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION
She does not have a KILLER BODY - She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Her jeans do not make her look like she has a big arse...........her big arse does.
Steve
This seems very spooky.... it sounds as if you have all met someone I know/knew!!
On the arse thing, I was once asked this by an ex-girlfirend (you will foind out why she is ex later in this post). We went shopping ans she asked me the very question..
"Does this dress make my bum look big?"
I gave her an honest reply....
"No, its not the dress that makes your bum look big, its the lack of exercise and bags of chips that does that!"
Surprisingly, it didn't go down too well. But at least we have met up in the street since and we can laugh about it - the ironic thing is, age has been good for her, she is now stunning!! Doh!
isn't there a jimmy carr joke about a large woman complaining to a bloke about his attitude saying is was being biggest but he saying something pithy in reply?
