How to.....

4 Oct 2004

Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way
Instructions on how to clean your toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,

4 Oct 2004

PMSL :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Love the dog!

4 Oct 2004

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Brilliant!

4 Oct 2004

Quote by Silk and Big G
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

Protect some wildlife.... & don't let the bugger out again! biggrin

:D :D :D :D
An ex-girlfriend of mine used to bore me rigid saying what brilliant judges of character cats are... rolleyes

Well they appeared to like me..... Shame she didn't quite appreciate how often I tried to encourage them to go & sit in that most comfortable of places.... just infront of the front wheels of my car outside.... vroom vroom

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4 Oct 2004

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nice one, love it! i actually have a dog looks like that, but his teeth are even bigger! maybe he could stand guard while the cat runs in terror round the bath and sink too? never have to do it again? i'll let you know how i get on!
neil x x x ;)

4 Oct 2004

Not a cat lover myself , but did some research as you seem doubtful of Silky's methods and here is the proof , the cat toilet brush.

5 Oct 2004

:D Very funny, love it :D :D
Needless to say I'm not a cat lover :D