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Quote by MISSCHIEF
try a good smearing of Deepheat - throb it will! Or dip it in some Tabasco sauce.

Oh Davej, try that one go on, it will be funny - just a little bit cool it won't hurt honest 8-)
I'm already on the case MISSCHIEF, only I'm having trouble finding the deep heat or the tabassco sauce. I've just tried the cheese and Chive dip which really annoyed mrs davej cos she was dipping her Pringles in it at the time.
Quote by davej
I'm already on the case MISSCHIEF, only I'm having trouble finding the deep heat or the tabassco sauce. I've just tried the cheese and Chive dip which really annoyed mrs davej cos she was dipping her Pringles in it at the time.

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Knew you wouldn't let us down Dave :twisted:
Now make sure it's the best hot stuff, don't want to do half measures here, we are depending on you for these results cool
And don't use anything with yoghurt or cucumber in or that will cool it down and not give true results 8-)
MissChief - who wishes there was a web cam pointed at his face for this event :twisted:
Quote by MrsFC

Judy my friend try a good smearing of Deepheat - throb it will! Or dip it in some Tabasco sauce.

:shock: :shock: :shock: Tune how do you now that?? :shock: :shock:
Ooh I know eeeah! ( I'm lying about the Tabasco sauce mind I just wanted to see the reaction).
Dave's cheese and chive dip sounds cool - Mrs Davej must surely realise that life is about sharing FFS!
Quote by MISSCHIEF
I'm already on the case MISSCHIEF, only I'm having trouble finding the deep heat or the tabassco sauce. I've just tried the cheese and Chive dip which really annoyed mrs davej cos she was dipping her Pringles in it at the time.

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Knew you wouldn't let us down Dave :twisted:
Now make sure it's the best hot stuff, don't want to do half measures here, we are depending on you for these results cool
And don't use anything with yoghurt or cucumber in or that will cool it down and not give true results 8-)
Ooh you're a naughty girl. I feel like coming and rubbing hotstuff all over you for that!
MissChief - who wishes there was a web cam pointed at his face for this event :twisted:
Quote by westerross
Mrs Davej must surely realise that life is about sharing FFS!

Poor Mrs Davej probably snapped a pringle bumping into Daves tackle when she was in mid dip, no wonder she was cross.
For Mrs Davej :therethere:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
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Poor Mrs Davej probably snapped a pringle bumping into Daves tackle when she was in mid dip, no wonder she was cross.
For Mrs Davej :therethere:

Bet that made it throb even it wasn't huge!
Quote by davej
from some of the replies we have got, I can only conclude, that the throbbing comes from accidently standing on the end of it as you walk.

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
ROFLMAO - Mr DaveJ is ON FORM tonight! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Quote by westerross
Dave's cheese and chive dip sounds cool - Mrs Davej must surely realise that life is about sharing FFS!

Karen just read your post....agreed .....and offered me a Pringle
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Now make sure it's the best hot stuff, don't want to do half measures here, we are depending on you for these results cool

As always I will be trialing various goods available to us all over the next few days and will report back the results...
Yeeehhhaaa I'm going in for the lads......Mrs davej pass that jar of chilli pickle!!
Quote by davej

Dave's cheese and chive dip sounds cool - Mrs Davej must surely realise that life is about sharing FFS!

Karen just read your post....agreed .....and offered me a Pringle
Yeah but who licked the cheese and chive off the throbbing monster?
Quote by westerross
Yeah but who licked the cheese and chive off the throbbing monster?

Unfortunately I cannot claim a throb (as yet) nor a monster. I didnt think I was too badly off, until after the last gang bang I attended. I was number eight on the list yet the lady never noticed any difference between me and the other seven guys so I guess I am just mr average.
P.S. Snow White, if your reading this, thanks it was a good night.
You were probably following Grumpy and she was probably numb. Unless Dopey had just been in her and she was high as a kite!
having read with interest this post and having arrived back from the fish and chip shop, (obviously with me pie chips and curry sauce) I decided tao assist Davej with his experiment :shock:
oooow nooooo curry sauce noooooo
ouch OUch OUCHHHHHHHHH
FEK
Dont do it DaveJ mad
Paramedic NOOOOOW :x :x :x
it does sorta throb when ur in the act or near to finishing up! no?
Quote by midlandsmale39
poor Roger, you dont know what your missing mate, the odd throb doesnt go amiss, however the huge bit everyone else has got bothers me more
pmsl
tried toothpaste once made me eyes water , yeah it doe,s throb when extended