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Huge throbbing penis?

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"Huge throbbing cock" seems to be the description of choice amoung our more stereotypical single male brethren. I get the "huge" bit and I know what "cock" means, but I'm not so sure about the "throbbing"... I can't remember ever experiencing a genital sensation that could be described as a "throb" (except maybe when another boy kicked me in the crotch when I was 10 years old). So I ask - is that just me? Does your man-mean "throb" on a regular basis, or are we all a collection of "no-throbbers"? :confused:
poor Roger, you dont know what your missing mate, the odd throb doesnt go amiss, however the huge bit everyone else has got bothers me more
Mine throbs when it running at full steam, suppose depends on your heart rate at the time... oh and obviously jumps everywhere when cumming, or is it just Mrs TnH a bad shot?
Throbbing is a small village in Norfolk. The Throbbing Cock, which was first bred there in 1547 is one of our hardiest breeds of chicken, making it well suited for rural farms. Recently fallen into a decline, due to the increase in indoor battery farming, where chickens (and rabbits) can be kept in small cages very economically.
If you wish to protest about battery rabbits making throbbing cocks unnecessary, please contact the organic farming lobby.
can i point out.. battery rabbits are not only kept on farms, i have one under my bed!
Never throbbed, only ached after a long session.
Mister_Discreet.....and I thought Battery Rabbits were the ones on TV advertising Duracell.
Silly me!
Does he look anything like this, wBB?
Well here's a pic of my 12 inch trobbing cock.

Doesn't seem to impress women when I show them in the bedroom though, I just tend to get lots of slaps dunno
Hearing that phrase always makes me want to ask ......
who killed cock throbbin? dunno
There, said it! Hopefully that will be out my system now and will never feel the urge to say it again rolleyes
from some of the replies we have got, I can only conclude, that the throbbing comes from accidently standing on the end of it as you walk.
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from some of the replies we have got, I can only conclude, that the throbbing comes from accidently standing on the end of it as you walk.

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Funny mine throbs just after I throw it over my shoulder....???
I might venture another guess that the actual throbbing, is coming from the pulse in the wrist, which is in close proximity to the penis at the time of this phenomenom.
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I might venture another guess that the actual throbbing, is coming from the pulse in the wrist, which is in close proximity to the penis at the time of this phenomenom.

Not when it's generating seismic occurences on the ground behind you!
Tune did you ever reply to our ad?
BEWARE a throbbing knob, me finks it's been down the clinic :mrgreen:
Love
Wilma
x x x
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BEWARE a throbbing knob, me finks it's been down the clinic :mrgreen:
Love
Wilma
x x x

EEEEKK !!!
From some of the claims we have been emailed,, the bugger was big enough to have walked there on its own as well !!
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
Quote by davej
BEWARE a throbbing knob, me finks it's been down the clinic :mrgreen:
Love
Wilma
x x x

EEEEKK !!!
From some of the claims we have been emailed,, the bugger probably walked there on its own as well !!
and no doubt left a slimey trail behind it :sticky: rotflmao
Love
Wilma
x x x x
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:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

Get back in your straight jacket woman. Who let you out???
oops sorry hijacked thread..........back to throbbing thingymajigs.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
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BEWARE a throbbing knob, me finks it's been down the clinic :mrgreen:
Love
Wilma
x x x

Been down the mineshaft and back up again! (Now Wilma - this really isn't me but I couldn't resist it!)
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BEWARE a throbbing knob, me finks it's been down the clinic :mrgreen:
Love
Wilma
x x x

Been down the mineshaft and back up again!
Now, funny you should say that. I know one that has been down a mineshaft and it looks fine to me. lol I must look closer next time.
(Now Wilma - this really isn't me but I couldn't resist it!)

Me finks Tune is getting down and dirty............. oooooeeeeeer Mrs. Take yourself in hand Tune.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
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...... oooooeeeeeer Mrs. Take yourself in hand Tune.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

And when you have come back and tell us if anything was throbbing
:laughabove: I didn't mean that. How rude you lot are.
:therethere: Kiss for Tune. Don't listen to that nasty davej.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
I unreservedly apologies to the Tune and can only claim that my envy over his self proclaimed hugeness, produced a temporary moment of anguish at which time I made a frivilous post
load of old bollox but they'll go for it
To the dismay of mrs davej and in the interest of Rogers thread, I have just examined mine to search for a throb and can report that no throb is present and that if a descriptive word was to be applied at this stage then ...whimper, would be more appropriate.
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:laughabove: I didn't mean that. How rude you lot are.
:therethere: Kiss for Tune. Don't listen to that nasty davej.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

Strangely enough, but don't ask me why, I like NASTY (luv it) Davej. Must be something to do with him being Grouchy!
Tried to take things in hand but me arms weren't....... oh no do I really want to say this?
Wilma - you've no idea how the Kiss for Tune makes me throb ( and it ain't got nothing to do with thaings that go down mineshafts!!
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Mine certainly doesn’t throb; I don’t think it has ever actually throbbed. If anyone learns the secret of making it throb then please pm me with full details. I have been known to throb but my cock has never to my knowledge throbbed. I have a collection of toys and one or two of them throb, some throb more than others but it depends at what state of charge they are in.
I’m sure I have missed out somewhere in life…… But perhaps it is better that it doesn’t throb, that black skirt I wear to the Munches is a bit tight in places, so yes, better that is doesn't throb at all really redface .
JudyTV.

Judy my friend try a good smearing of Deepheat - throb it will! Or dip it in some Tabasco sauce.
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Judy my friend try a good smearing of Deepheat - throb it will! Or dip it in some Tabasco sauce.

:shock: :shock: :shock: Tune how do you now that?? :shock: :shock:
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try a good smearing of Deepheat - throb it will! Or dip it in some Tabasco sauce.

Oh Davej, try that one go on, it will be funny - just a little bit cool it won't hurt honest 8-)
MISSCHIEF you are sooooo bad!!!!!!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: