WBB....thanks...I have just sprayed a good mouthful of Morgans & diet coke over the keyboard and monitor reading your posts!!!
Cheers for the cheering up babe
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awwhh poor busty you seem to have had some bad experiences.
ive only ever had couple of smelly ppl, didnt do anything with them, couldnt bear it and didnt want to go ahead without full enthusiasm and them leaving thinking i was a gash shag lol.
off the track slightly , but .....
one chap i met did wet the bed though. i woke in the night feeling warm , put my hand down to relise i was getting wet , woke enough to realise it was NOT comming from me.
i got up showered put a towel as close to him as possible to soak it up and slept in the front room.
in the morning he just got up and left.
this was about 15 years ago, i was recently telling my friend about it and she said OMG he probally left thinking it was you who peed on him and is telling a different story now to someone else in which i was the wetter.
i dont know why i didnt just wake him and boot him out, i was young and felt embarresed for him. yes i did bin the matteress and get a new one.
ive only ever had couple of smelly ppl, didnt do anything with them, couldnt bear it and didnt want to go ahead without full enthusiasm and them leaving thinking i was a gash shag lol.
off the track slightly , but .....
one chap i met did wet the bed though. i woke in the night feeling warm , put my hand down to relise i was getting wet , woke enough to realise it was NOT comming from me.
i got up showered put a towel as close to him as possible to soak it up and slept in the front room.
in the morning he just got up and left.
this was about 15 years ago, i was recently telling my friend about it and she said OMG he probally left thinking it was you who peed on him and is telling a different story now to someone else in which i was the wetter.
i dont know why i didnt just wake him and boot him out, i was young and felt embarresed for him. yes i did bin the matteress and get a new one.
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I dunno........I think I would find it hard to back out if things had already begun. If I realised this before anything happened that wouldn't be so hard to get out of!
I find it hard to brutally honest sometimes if it means it is going to upset the other person!
I speak my mind to a point, but not if it is going to be hurtful!.
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Good point amber
i find it hard to be honest if i know its going to offend someone
some people find it easy to say something and get away with it others dont but thats life
Fortunatly ive never come accross a bad bo situation
god knows what i would do if we have started to play before i realised
Its easy to make an excuse if you spot the problem before you start
I wish i could just say "on ya bike ya smelly sod" lol
Bi-Guy-Notts
Have you been secretly meeting up with Meat2pleaseu???
Quote by well_busty_babe
the more common one is bad breath!
there is no way i am having a yellow fur coated tongue stuck in my mouth, or putting my lips near green teeth, they can just make do with kissing my cheek!
lol
Quote by well_busty_babe
and as an after-thought, should i go onto men with hairy bum cracks who do not know how to wipe propperly?? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
you grab hold of their arse in the passion of the moment, and move you hand to see your nails are not quite as clean as they were before!
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actually..
...talking of dirty nails!
men with filthy nails who think i am gonna have that manky finger near me let alone in me!
Quote by well_busty_babe
in fact, the next time someone smelling like a rotting corpse comes near me i might just deck 'em and get it over with!
:twisted:
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that reminds me!!!!!!!
have you ever been out at a pub on a sat night.
a group of drunken men cant handle their booze.
one pukes up... and then still comes over wanting to maul and kiss you!
Sex God
This thread stinks! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I'm outta here...................................
I'm outta here...................................
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This thread stinks! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I'm outta here...................................
Yes, I must say it has been the most disgusting of experiences to have to read it!
As for suggesting WBB met up with MTPUff, I think that is totally unfair postie - shes hardly likely to admit it is she?
Quote by well_busty_babe
the more common one is bad breath!
how many times have you been at a party and someone has come to snog you, and a stench has hit you?
there is no way i am having a yellow fur coated tongue stuck in my mouth, or putting my lips near green teeth, they can just make do with kissing my cheek!
lol
well I suppose if they have bad breath you could ask them to kiss your ass instead as thats what they resemble a smelly ........ as a smoker I know that I must smell badly but I do try to brush my teeth first
Quote by postie
Have you been secretly meeting up with Meat2pleaseu???
the more common one is bad breath!
there is no way i am having a yellow fur coated tongue stuck in my mouth, or putting my lips near green teeth, they can just make do with kissing my cheek!
lol
Quote by well_busty_babe
and as an after-thought, should i go onto men with hairy bum cracks who do not know how to wipe propperly?? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
you grab hold of their arse in the passion of the moment, and move you hand to see your nails are not quite as clean as they were before!
Quote by well_busty_babe
actually..
...talking of dirty nails!
men with filthy nails who think i am gonna have that manky finger near me let alone in me!
Quote by well_busty_babe
in fact, the next time someone smelling like a rotting corpse comes near me i might just deck 'em and get it over with!
:twisted:
Quote by well_busty_babe
that reminds me!!!!!!!
have you ever been out at a pub on a sat night.
a group of drunken men cant handle their booze.
one pukes up... and then still comes over wanting to maul and kiss you!
:smackbottom: pack it in postie, leave Meaty alone 
Sex God
Quote by well_busty_babe
Personally I would have told the smelly C##T to go and have a shower and then get on his bike, but is that just me?
This seems a bit harsh to me as it may well have been the bike ride that made him sweaty in the first place (sunny day, uphill
) , surely telling him to take a shower and then get a taxi would have been better advice. 
Sex God
Quote by davej
Personally I would have told the smelly C##T to go and have a shower and then get on his bike, but is that just me?
This seems a bit harsh to me as it may well have been the bike ride that made him sweaty in the first place (sunny day, uphill
) , surely telling him to take a shower and then get a taxi would have been better advice.Or, get in taxi, piss off home and have a shower.
Orgasminator
Quote by well_busty_babe
Personally I would have told the smelly C##T to go and have a shower and then get on his bike, but is that just me?
Well it certainly aint me.....
Quite glad to say I doubt if...... I could ever be so blunt as to say that to anyone.....
But fair play to you.... I'd like to think I would be more of the "lets shower/ bath together" brigade
Sex God
Of course there is always, the one where you AREin the shower / bath
and he comes and joins you.................... :P
Now all I need is a large shower or 'wet room' type shower, roll on December :twisted:
and he comes and joins you.................... :P
Now all I need is a large shower or 'wet room' type shower, roll on December :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by romance
stupid post
So is hygiene not important to you then, either personally or in a sexual partner?
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and as an afterthought, should i go onto men with hairy bum cracks who do not know how to wipe propperly?? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
you grab hold of their arse in the passion of the moment, and move you hand to see your nails are not quite as clean as they were before!
Eeeewwww - i've been following this thread as I to have an aversion for bad smells. I have a really sensitive nose and can smell a bad whiff miles away.
I have never met a woman that hasn't wiped her arse properly (although I've seen a few hairy ones!). To be honest I can only recall one time I had to be blunt and tell a woman to put her pants back on. Women are generally cleaner than men. I have no problem buying a can of deodorant for an employee and giving it them in public - they either hate me or thank me.
I would rather be told that the beer and kebab I'd just had was off putting and go do something about it!
Sex God
Shouldnt this thread have been entitled "A Cure for swinging"
Orgasminator
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I'd like to think I would be more of the "lets shower/ bath together" brigade
ohh never though of that now thats crafty :wink:
Oi tatty ya stink m8 fancy a bath :P :P
Hunny if its warm and bubbly.. i'll see you there
Sex God
Quote by romance
stupid post
i agree!
pm me if you need any help in trying to do a better one in the future!
Orgasminator
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I'd like to think I would be more of the "lets shower/ bath together" brigade
ohh never though of that now thats crafty :wink:
Oi tatty ya stink m8 fancy a bath :P :P
Hunny if its warm and bubbly.. i'll see you there
:rascal:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
you just know how to tease a girl :wink:
Quote by tattyxpx
I'd like to think I would be more of the "lets shower/ bath together" brigade
ohh never though of that now thats crafty :wink:
Oi tatty ya stink m8 fancy a bath :P :P
Hunny if its warm and bubbly.. i'll see you there
:rascal:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
you just know how to tease a girl :wink:
Well i've had you hanging out my bedroom window naked having a fag at so you may as well share my bath as well :lol:
Orgasminator
well this is very true :shock:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I'd like to think I would be more of the "lets shower/ bath together" brigade
ohh never though of that now thats crafty :wink:
Oi tatty ya stink m8 fancy a bath :P :P
Hunny if its warm and bubbly.. i'll see you there
:rascal:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
you just know how to tease a girl :wink:
Well i've hadyou whilehanging out my bedroom window naked having a fag at so you may as well share my bath as well :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:
Orgasminator
:giggle:
I will be keeping a very close eye on all my postings from now on..... saucy
I will be keeping a very close eye on all my postings from now on..... saucy
