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I thought I was okay about smells etc. But I'm not. I have come across some pretty messy situations and given up and walked. I have had no doubts about it.
About a month I was out in a dogging area and the numbers of guys mainly lorry drivers who wanted masturbating or even sucking were so great that I could have ended up being there all night, but the big problem I came across was the lack of these guys hygiene and even though some of them had great bodies the smell was so off putting.
Why do these guys think that anyone dogging like me has no respect for themselves and their sole interest in life is to give pleasure to these guys.
So if any lorry driver is reading this, please think about your hygiene before meeting anyone because some of us go out of our way to make sure we keep ourselves clean and we don't wish to throw up at the smell of others.
Thats bad, after all a baby wipe in a pinch can cure a lot of this if you cant use a bath... as in the above example...
Quote by Twisted - Sister
So if any lorry driver is reading this, please think about your hygiene before meeting anyone . . . . . . .

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Thats bad, after all a baby wipe in a pinch can cure a lot of this if you cant use a bath... as in the above example...

The best thing I've found, by far; if I can't get to a shower and am forced into the "dry shower" situation; have been Andrex moist tissues. A little like "Wet wipes" but seem to be better. Maybe because they are designed for the nether regions dunno
But even in those circumstances, I'd still be hard pressed to want to stick my dick in someones mouth if I'd not very recently showered/bathed. After all - I may want to kiss her :shock:
On a more light hearted note - I've even been heard to say, at my favourite shower stop - "Get off, leave me alone - I need a shower" or words to that effect :lol2:
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On a more light hearted note - I've even been heard to say, at my favourite shower stop - "Get off, leave me alone - I need a shower" or words to that effect :lol2:

:laughabove: :laughabove: :giggle: :giggle:
as if
Quote by Sarah

On a more light hearted note - I've even been heard to say, at my favourite shower stop - "Get off, leave me alone - I need a shower" or words to that effect :lol2:

:laughabove: :laughabove: :giggle: :giggle:
as if

Sarah - I think you must've got the font size and colour mixed up or something - so I've helped you out - that OK?? lol
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On a more light hearted note - I've even been heard to say, at my favourite shower stop - "Get off, leave me alone - I need a shower" or words to that effect :lol2:

:laughabove: :laughabove: :giggle: :giggle:
as if

Sarah - I think you must've got the size and colour mixed up or something - so I've helped you out - that OK?? lol
You got a size problem Tune? :lol: :lol:
Quote by Twisted - Sister
About a month I was out in a dogging area and the numbers of guys mainly lorry drivers who wanted masturbating or even sucking were so great that I could have ended up being there all night, but the big problem I came across was the lack of these guys hygiene and even though some of them had great bodies the smell was so off putting.
Why do these guys think that anyone dogging like me has no respect for themselves and their sole interest in life is to give pleasure to these guys.
So if any lorry driver is reading this, please think about your hygiene before meeting anyone because some of us go out of our way to make sure we keep ourselves clean and we don't wish to throw up at the smell of others.

i think its a lot of people think that swingers will shag anyone anywhere, like swingers clubs with normal beds in them, i have even been to a couple of clubs that have just had matresses on the floor, now im sorry but normal beds in swingers clubs :shock: i don't think so confused even if they do claim to change the sheet regular i dread to think whats drying in the matresses over the months/years :?
As for the truckers i'm sure they are usually clean guys but a few days living and sleeping in a cab is enough to make anyone smell lol
i feel quiet ill reading this thread, wbb you must have killed a few robins in your time to have had so much bad luck.
why dont people more pride in themselves dirty b******s, dont they know it offends.
NO cheesey dicks,smelly arse holes, or fishy fannies thankyou, unless you want a good hideing.
as for lorrydrivers mr s is one and he has a lovely clean knob.
sierra x x :lol2:
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As for the truckers i'm sure they are usually clean guys but a few days living and sleeping in a cab is enough to make anyone smell lol

They to shower/ bath often / daily so I am told :P
and wash their bedding at least once a week :lol: :lol:
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as for lorrydrivers mr s is one and he has a lovely clean knob.
sierra x x :lol2:

Yeah but what about his penis? wink
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You got a size problem Tune? lol :lol:

Damn - I thought I'd masked it with the colour change ruse!!
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as for lorrydrivers mr s is one and he has a lovely clean knob.
sierra x x :lol2:

Yeah but what about his penis? wink
yeah wot about his penis? last time i looked his knob was attatched to the end.
or do you mean is it clean?
while were on the subject hows yours?looking at your avatar it should be sqeeky
clean. :twisted:
sierra x x
B.O.? That's life, boy...
(Sorry, couldn't resist) :P