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Sexlightened
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I admit it I am sat on my ass surfing the net when I really should be doing household chores and going shopping.
I admit it I overslept this morning and now feel very lethargic
I admit it I have huge sugar cravings today and have so far worked my way through a piece of berry cheesecake, 2 mini mars bars, a kit kat and a mini milkyway redface
I admit it I am feeling very horny at the thought of meeting someone tomorrow
What would you like to admit to?
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I admit to drinking a bucket of wine on Thursday night.
I admit to flirting outrageously with my boss.
I admit to not getting home till
I admit that I went to work drunk yesterday.
I admit to eating bad things for breakfast.
I admit that I had a glass of wine at lunchtime to keep the hangover away.
I admit to eating bad things for lunch.
I admit that I had another glass of wine after work.
I admit to eating bad things for dinner.
I admit to coming home, having hangover horn, having a wank and going to bed.
:mrgreen:
However... I made amends this morning by being in the gym at 8am for an hour, being in the pool at and swimming 40 lengths, done the shopping (all healthy purchases!), had a healthy smoothie for breakfast, done my housework, done a washing, painted my toenails and now I'm going to the movies!
:bounce:
Sexlightened
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I admit I feel ashamed of myself after reading how good Dirtygirly has been this morning. Time to kick myself into action :lol2:
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I admit it I just went into the kitchen, decided I did not know where to start :scared: and decided I'd just have another half hour surfing whilst I think about what I have to do :grin:
Sex God
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I'll admit to liking s3xyl3xy's bad habits :lol2:
I'll admit to staying up talking online till 2 am having a giggle
I'll admit to not waking up until
I'll admit to having my lovely bacon sarnie and cup of tea in bed
I'll admit that I never got up and showered till 12
I'll admit that I am only just dress and still have wet hair
I'll admit that today I'm going to find a tattoo and book an appointment for one day in the week :eeek:
Sexlightened
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I'll admit to not feeling so bad now about my doss morning :lol2: and liking that Dawnie is a girlie after my own heart :thumbup:
I admit to being scared stiff of needles and there is more chance of me sprouting wings than me ever getting a tattoo :scared:
I admit to hoping Dawnie will post some pics of her new tat! biggrin
Sex God
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I admit I promised myself to go to bed before 2am last night to be wide awake for the munch but went to bed at 4am
I admit to playing on Xbox live til 4am and getting drunk on Dark rum
I admit to hearing a drunk slurring person shouting abuse at the other Xbox live users then realizing it was my own microphone feedback redface (and yes, I probably did break the Xbox live AUP lol )
I admit I own the Japanese nation an apology for calling them a bunch of laggy wankers when they were just playing better than a drunk self sleep deprived British guy (notice I built my excuse into the apology :lol: )
Sexlightened
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I admit to embarrassing my son when he was on his Xbox live recently. I normally wave and mouth goodnight when I am going to bed if he is on it but the other night I went over and kissed his head and said "nighty night love you" He replied "love you too mum" He had forgotten to mute his mic and he says he spent the next half hour being ribbed stupid lol
Orgasminator
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I admit that we also planned an early night last night for the munch tonight
I admit that somehow we got togged up and went to a masked ball for an hour.
I admit that 3 hours later having consumed far too much to drink, we thought it was a good idea to stagger to a nightclub (I use the term loosley)
I admit to drinking more, whilst dancing away in a full ballgown in a shitty nightclub in Clifton.
I admit that when I woke up this morning, my dress was in the living room and my knickers and bra were in the bathroom
I admit that I haven't yet got showered or dressed
I admit that i'm going back to bed now so that I can do it all again tonight lol
*Her*
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Quote by couplefunuk
I admit that when I woke up this morning, my dress was in the living room and my knickers and bra were in the bathroom
*Her*

I admit that i was hoping it had *him* at the end, then it would have been much funnier rotflmao
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I admit I drank far too much yesterday afternoon/last night/early hours of this morning
I admit i cant make pimms anywhere near as fab as cocoa does
I admit i woke up at when the guy who's car i reversed into yesterday rang
I also admit i went back to bed straight after til
I admit i had cider for breakfast to make me feel 'right' after last nights drinking
I admit that i am about to go and get dressed and do it all again
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I admit that I only slept for 2 hours last night, but didnt get out of bed until 11am today.
I admit that I have had the best week ever this week it was fun, wild and adventurous and it was all because of one person who I have seen every day and that I am going to miss him.
I admit that I am a little tired, but am still going out with the girls tonight for drinks.
Fab post BTW xx
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I admit it... I currently have several wildly inappropriate crushes.
Sexlightened
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Quote by Ste_n_Kez
I admit to s3xyl3xy's join date "1 Jan 1970" :confused2: lol

I admit it has confused me just a bit! So it was you that set it to 1970 was it? :lol2: I seem to be the oldest swinger in town!
I admit I finally got around to doing all that I needed to today and am now sat with a well earned glass of red and am about to order in a curry biggrin
I admit that I am addicted to NCIS and plan to spend the evening catching up with recorded episodes.
I admit to a desire to perv profiles of some forum posters :grin:
I admit it I love that Earthchild had cider for breakfast to stave off her hangover, I've not done hair of the dog breakfasts for yonks! :D
Quote by noladreams
I admit it... I currently have several wildly inappropriate crushes.

I admit that I am hoping to develop some! :D
I admit that I hope Ellie has a fab time out with the girlies tonight and that it takes her mind off missing the person who brightened her week smile
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I admit...
...I've no idea what to wear to a 'black tie' wedding in the middle of winter in spite of already buying two new cocktail dresses a fascinator headpiece and new shoes, I want something blue. confused
...I totally forgot it was the Bristol munch tonight and wish we'd put our names down to go even though I know full well this last couple of weeks have been tough and we wouldn't have had the energy.
...I feel like I'm getting too old for my age and too long in the tooth for my own good, yet too young for a 'mid life crisis'.
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Quote by little gem
...I've no idea what to wear to a 'black tie' wedding in the middle of winter in spite of already buying two new cocktail dresses a fascinator headpiece and new shoes, I want something blue. confused

You'll look gorgeous whatever you wear! I'd wear the one that you feel best in smile
Talking of head pieces.....I knew there was something I'd forgotten :-? wink
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I admit to wanting to slap poshkate's behind!
Tony ;-)
Orgasminator
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I admit that for the last 2 nights running I've planned to have an early night and been led astray in chat
I admit that I'll have a lie in in the morning instead of getting things done that I intended to do
I admit that I dont feel at all guilty about either of the above
I'll also admit to smiling too much
Forum Virgin
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I admit to walking out at half time whilst watching my beloved football team to see a wonderful sexy fantastic person.... I am sorry to the football team but not sorry for walking out of the game because the girl in question was amazing and special in so so many ways... I would do it again
I admit to missing her right now after a truly amazing week together.... but will see her again soon ...
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Quote by tonynaylor
I admit to walking out at half time whilst watching my beloved football team to see a wonderful sexy fantastic person.... I am sorry to the football team but not sorry for walkng out of the game because the girl in question was amazing and special in so so many ways... I would do it agina
I admit to missing her right now after a truly amazing week together.... but will see her again soon ...

I know she appreciates you walking out of that match because she knows how much that football team means to you.
I know that she too thinks that you are too amazing & special & I know that she too is missing you so very much.
Sexlightened
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I admit to wondering if my adding two plus two ^^^^^^ would equal 4 and it did biggrin
I admit it's nice to see people meeting on here and enjoying themselves :D
I admit that I learned a valuable lesson this morning. If you are too hot in bed, do not, under any circumstances stick your feet outside of the duvet to cool down when you have two ten week old kittens in the house... Ouch!!
I admit to being so tired last night after my NCIS mega viewing session that I tried to blow out the lamp and attempted to unplug the candle!
I admit that the meet I was meant to be having today has been rearranged to another day so will have to find something else to do to asuage my horniness :twisted:
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2 + 2 certainly does equal 4 and a fantastic number it is too smile
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Quote by s3xyl3xy
my NCIS mega viewing session

Get's my vote!
Orgasminator
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I admit to liking pegging! wink
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/324754.html
I also admit to not knowing how to do links in one word instead of posting the whole URL
(anyone?:huhsmile
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Quote by vampanya
I admit to liking pegging! wink
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/324754.html
I also admit to not knowing how to do links in one word instead of posting the whole URL
(anyone?:huhsmile

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/324754.html
Paste the url. Highlight it and click the URL button ^^^ up there.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/324754.html
Then:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/324754.html
Take out the second square bracket and replace with an = symbol. (without the space - I've left that for you to see how)
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/324754.html]Pegging
Then at the end, between html and you type your word with a square bracket before it.
it should look like this:
Pegging
Sex God
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Quote by s3xyl3xy
I admit it I am sat on my ass surfing the net when I really should be doing household chores and going shopping.

Well by the looks it is rather a divine ass to be sat on :rascal:
And I'm admitting to nothing until I've spoken to my solicitor :lol2:
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I admit to procrastinating. And being a Flickr whore. :lol2:
Orgasminator
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I admit to procrastinating. And being a Flickr whore. :lol2:

I'll admit to both of those too innocent
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Quote by noladreams
I admit to procrastinating. And being a Flickr whore. :lol2:

I procrastinate with my Flikr.
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Whats wrong with you lot? :twisted: It always seams to come down to the same thing blast