you cant stop me hahahaha
Hello toidi egallliv, surely to stop something, it has to be going somewhere in the first place, and you are clearly NOT.
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Nats, welcome to the fun house, so friend, what you looking fo? cos there is lots to discover in these here parts... pray telll us all your whats whys and hows...
or do you not do adult conversation? just chldish pranks and comments.... The peeps in this place do not mind an occasional stupidity, but be warned you aint been flamed until you have been flamed by the peeps here.
Peeps here can see a tosser coming at 20 paces..... and so far you are showing out and no account, so either come in sit down and behave your self or join the other tossers who have no place to go in this bright world.... go and write for the sun or the star or the sport...
you are more than welcome if you are polite and respectful.... but if not you will have your balls savaged...
people of this forum cafe I heartily commend my comments to the cafe.... and look fwd to your support..
Gman
or do you not do adult conversation? just chldish pranks and comments.... The peeps in this place do not mind an occasional stupidity, but be warned you aint been flamed until you have been flamed by the peeps here.
Peeps here can see a tosser coming at 20 paces..... and so far you are showing out and no account, so either come in sit down and behave your self or join the other tossers who have no place to go in this bright world.... go and write for the sun or the star or the sport...
you are more than welcome if you are polite and respectful.... but if not you will have your balls savaged...
people of this forum cafe I heartily commend my comments to the cafe.... and look fwd to your support..
Gman
Gman - this IS an idiot.
He logged in last night as Stan Collymore - got deactaivated, hacked the sytem, got deactaivated again, came in again as stan-collymore, sent me offensive PMs, Fred took over, Mark gor the magic mega wand out.
this morning he came in again as stan-colllymore (note the 3 lll) and began to post abusive posts to me and PMd me again. He got deactivated and is now using the backwards version and is deactivated again... the fact that he is deactivated and is still managing to get on site means he is using the system illegally. So far he has used 4 different email addresses.
Major Tosser I reckon!
:x :x
He logged in last night as Stan Collymore - got deactaivated, hacked the sytem, got deactaivated again, came in again as stan-collymore, sent me offensive PMs, Fred took over, Mark gor the magic mega wand out.
this morning he came in again as stan-colllymore (note the 3 lll) and began to post abusive posts to me and PMd me again. He got deactivated and is now using the backwards version and is deactivated again... the fact that he is deactivated and is still managing to get on site means he is using the system illegally. So far he has used 4 different email addresses.
Major Tosser I reckon!
:x :x Jags, I really take my hat off to you and the other mods. I watched you deleting Stan's posts yesterday and thought it might have been him again when I looked at this thread.
I'm just going to ignore anything he posts, people soon give up if no-one talks back to them and they see their posts being deleted constantly.
I'm just going to ignore anything he posts, people soon give up if no-one talks back to them and they see their posts being deleted constantly.
Sex God
I had almost finished my first version of this when my session hung and I lost the lot, which has only aggravated me more! :x
I know that I am often accused of linguistic snobbery so I have been a lot more tolerant lately. Here, however is someone who deserves everything he gets.........
) It is from the Latin cantare - to sing.
In fact, you seem to have a problem with capitals (that's 'big letters' to you) in general. You should always start a sentence (if I can flatter your utterances with such a designation) with a capital letter. Hold down the 'shift' key at the same time as typing a letter. I realise that this requires a level of co-ordination usually only found among the higher primates but, with practice, you will soon get the hang of it. Hey presto - a capital letter. To use the vernacular, "Good, innit?"
I think you need some extra tuition from Jags and Sappho on the correct use of apostrophes. Don't grin like that - you are not going to enjoy it!
:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Write out 1,000 times "I am an illiterate prat who does not deserve to disturb the good people of the Forum with my inane and pointless drivel".
I don't know which school you go to but it is obviously in need of an OFSTED inspection. Jags my darling, go and sort them out!
As for your name - is typing it backwards the best you could think of? :roll:
I did wonder if a surfeit of alcohol could be responsible for your gibberish. Your name is actually an anagram of "My local, no rest" which could explain a lot.
Boy, do I feel better for that. I know I have gone on, and I know that I am WAY over time, but it was worth it. I will add 5 points to Sappho's total as a penance. To those of you who think I am a pedant - I have NO intention of apologising!
Will - all sweetness and light again! :rose:
:xI know that I am often accused of linguistic snobbery so I have been a lot more tolerant lately. Here, however is someone who deserves everything he gets.........
you cant stop me hahahahacan't. Please note the apostrophe which makes this an abbreviation of 'cannot', itself a conjunction of two separate words ('can' and 'not'). Please be aware that 'cant' is, in fact, a separate word - and no, it is not a typing error (why do I think I can hear a schoolboy giggle in the background?
) It is from the Latin cantare - to sing.your going to be a busy mod JagsAnother apostrophe problem I am afraid. Please write "you're" when you mean 'you are'.
i am off to bed now jags i will see you later with a few tricks up my sleave for your site have a nice day sweetyOh dear! Where do I start? Well, "sleave"="sleeve", there is the "your" and "you're" problem again and the personal pronoun "I" should always be a capital.
In fact, you seem to have a problem with capitals (that's 'big letters' to you) in general. You should always start a sentence (if I can flatter your utterances with such a designation) with a capital letter. Hold down the 'shift' key at the same time as typing a letter. I realise that this requires a level of co-ordination usually only found among the higher primates but, with practice, you will soon get the hang of it. Hey presto - a capital letter. To use the vernacular, "Good, innit?"
I think you need some extra tuition from Jags and Sappho on the correct use of apostrophes. Don't grin like that - you are not going to enjoy it!
:smackbottom: :smackbottom:Write out 1,000 times "I am an illiterate prat who does not deserve to disturb the good people of the Forum with my inane and pointless drivel".
I don't know which school you go to but it is obviously in need of an OFSTED inspection. Jags my darling, go and sort them out!
As for your name - is typing it backwards the best you could think of? :roll:
I did wonder if a surfeit of alcohol could be responsible for your gibberish. Your name is actually an anagram of "My local, no rest" which could explain a lot.
Boy, do I feel better for that. I know I have gone on, and I know that I am WAY over time, but it was worth it. I will add 5 points to Sappho's total as a penance. To those of you who think I am a pedant - I have NO intention of apologising!
Will - all sweetness and light again! :rose:
Sex God
Bugger!! I started typing all that before Jags and BlueEyes posted their last comments - then lost my connection and got onto something else and didn't realise the thread had moved on. Sorry! 
It made me feel better though! I'll go and work now.
Will
It made me feel better though! I'll go and work now.
Will
soon mount up!!Oh the excitement!! NOT. I have been out of the forum for a while but am back to help out. Jags, I will keep a look out for the idiots and do my best to get them eliminated. Think it could be a busy night again. Hope other forum members will join me in supporting our mods in the fight against this crap.
If only they knew what they were missing!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
If only they knew what they were missing!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Wilma,
In what ways do you suggest we non mOds can assist them.... I asked Jags to place Idiot head's thread in the body of the cafe this morning.... ( she did ask that I be offensive to him, but that is not something that comes easy!!!!) so as not to take up space in a sticky but is there anything specific that we can do... PM me if you think saying something will alert the Tosser...
Gmanxxx
In what ways do you suggest we non mOds can assist them.... I asked Jags to place Idiot head's thread in the body of the cafe this morning.... ( she did ask that I be offensive to him, but that is not something that comes easy!!!!) so as not to take up space in a sticky but is there anything specific that we can do... PM me if you think saying something will alert the Tosser...
Gmanxxx
Gman, all the mods will be up to their necks deleting posts, it would be of great help to them if people didn't post huge amounts and if we could alert mods of any posts that are obviously like this idiot. Just being another set of eyes for them is all we can do and pm them if you think there is a problem. As brilliant as they are they may be under pressure and miss something.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Orgasminator
Let me at him, Let me at him, Let me at him,
Spoils sports he left before i could let him know what a trannie can do to little boys, by scareing the shit out of them lol
Spoils sports he left before i could let him know what a trannie can do to little boys, by scareing the shit out of them lol
Mischief, never a truer word said, brilliant 
and way better charactor assisination than I could ever hope to achieve.
willxx69
Hey Mods, we not all bad, thanks for the hard work keeping this up for the rest of us, this thread goes as a testimony to your hard work and the stuff we dont even see.
:worship: All the Mods
and way better charactor assisination than I could ever hope to achieve. willxx69Hey Mods, we not all bad, thanks for the hard work keeping this up for the rest of us, this thread goes as a testimony to your hard work and the stuff we dont even see.
:worship: All the Mods
