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Hello Apples
welcome to SH
Earthy xx
hiya! :welcome: find your posting boots and get comfy! xx
Hi Apples and welcome
You'll get to know your way around with time, just pull up a beanbag and settle in...
pink x
Hello there Apples wave
Welcome to the Cafe. Hope you enjoy it here
SS? Are my jackboots showing again? confused
Just call me Sassy, everyone else does biggrin
besides a few other things rolleyes
Only kidding hunni. I'll answer to most things ( and usually do confused )
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welcome apples lol
are you single or a pear?? rolleyes
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welcome apples lol
are you single or a pear?? rolleyes

There's always one isn't there? :doh:
fruity!
welcome aboard
lp
Hi Apples - welcome back!! wave wave wave
So, tell me..... who were you before you were Apples? confused confused confused
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What does that mean?

How about I suggest some names that you may have used before?? dunno dunno dunno
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What does that mean?

I'm guessing in means he recognises the ISP dunno
:welcome: to the site Apples
Welcome to sh Apples, whoever you may be :giggle:
Louise xx
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So, tell me..... who were you before you were Apples? confused confused confused

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I cant remember now as it was ages ago to be honest. If I remember I will let you know. Was only a member for about a month or so back in the day!!!!

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I have been a member of this site a while ago but fell out of love with it.

Can you remember why you fell out of love with the site before? dunno dunno dunno
Post and be dammed.
As much as I am intrigued to know who Apples is I'm not sure I like this. confused sad
If Apples was a banned member then shouldn't they just be re-banned?
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Post and be dammed.
As much as I am intrigued to know who Apples is I'm not sure I like this. confused sad
If Apples was a banned member then shouldn't they just be re-banned?

I'm don't think that's the case Kiss.
There's been many a banned member tried to sneak through the back door in a disguise, but The Sarge and his security team are usually quick to spot them and boot them out.
As Apple has mentioned previous membership, I suspect the previous user left of their own accord (possibly with a flounce for good measure) lol
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Post and be dammed.
As much as I am intrigued to know who Apples is I'm not sure I like this. confused sad
If Apples was a banned member then shouldn't they just be re-banned?

I'm don't think that's the case Kiss.
There's been many a banned member tried to sneak through the back door in a disguise, but The Sarge and his security team are usually quick to spot them and boot them out.
As Apple has mentioned previous membership, I suspect the previous user left of their own accord (possibly with a flounce for good measure) lol
wave HLB
That's what bothers me I think. If Apples wasn't banned and left of their own accord should they be possibly outed by a site Mod in the forum? Even if they did flounce.
Sorry to refer to you in that way Sarge, just looking at it objectively as a member.
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wave HLB
That's what bothers me I think. If Apples wasn't banned and left of their own accord should they be possibly outed by a site Mod in the forum? Even if they did flounce.
Sorry to refer to you in that way Sarge, just looking at it objectively as a member.

:doh:
I get ya now redface
wave Kiss
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Post and be dammed.
As much as I am intrigued to know who Apples is I'm not sure I like this. confused sad
If Apples was a banned member then shouldn't they just be re-banned?

I'm don't think that's the case Kiss.
There's been many a banned member tried to sneak through the back door in a disguise, but The Sarge and his security team are usually quick to spot them and boot them out.
As Apple has mentioned previous membership, I suspect the previous user left of their own accord (possibly with a flounce for good measure) lol
wave HLB
That's what bothers me I think. If Apples wasn't banned and left of their own accord should they be possibly outed by a site Mod in the forum? Even if they did flounce.
Sorry to refer to you in that way Sarge, just looking at it objectively as a member.
No probs Kiss!! lol lol lol
When I first posted in this thread I was just going off a hunch. I had borrowed Jag's nose and it was "twitching"" confused confused confused lol lol
In between posting I have been doing some investigating and I now KNOW that apples79 has been banned at least twice before, for sending some particularly nasty PMs to one of the female Mods.
I was trying to squeeze some clues out of this banned member to back up my hunch, but in the meantime I have found ample evidence to prove that this is who I thought it was.
So, thanks for your concern people, but please keep moving as there is nothing to see here!!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
BTW - Had it been a member I thought had left of their own accord there is no way I would have done this in public!!!
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Post and be dammed.
As much as I am intrigued to know who Apples is I'm not sure I like this. confused sad
If Apples was a banned member then shouldn't they just be re-banned?

I'm don't think that's the case Kiss.
There's been many a banned member tried to sneak through the back door in a disguise, but The Sarge and his security team are usually quick to spot them and boot them out.
As Apple has mentioned previous membership, I suspect the previous user left of their own accord (possibly with a flounce for good measure) lol
wave HLB
That's what bothers me I think. If Apples wasn't banned and left of their own accord should they be possibly outed by a site Mod in the forum? Even if they did flounce.
Sorry to refer to you in that way Sarge, just looking at it objectively as a member.
No probs Kiss!! lol lol lol
When I first posted in this thread I was just going off a hunch. I had borrowed Jag's nose and it was twitching"" confused confused confused lol lol

Won't she want it back? :lol2:
In between posting I have been doing some investigating and I now KNOW that apples79 has been banned at least twice before, for sending some particularly nasty PMs to one of the female Mods.
Ahh I see. evil
I was trying to squeeze some clues out of this banned member to back up my hunch, but in the meantime I have found ample evidence to prove that this is who I thought it was.
So, thanks for your concern people, but please keep moving as there is nothing to see here!!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Thank you for explaining Sarge, I now fully understand and apologise for sticking my oar in. lol
BTW - Had it been a member I thought had left of their own accord there is no way I would have done this in public!!! confused confused confused
That's what confused me though! I was thinking if they were a banned member why weren't they being banned again instead of being allowed to post? As they were posting I started wondering about it and what was going on.
Anyway I'm sorry for getting the wrong end of the stick and no hard feelings I hope.
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Post and be dammed.
As much as I am intrigued to know who Apples is I'm not sure I like this. confused sad
If Apples was a banned member then shouldn't they just be re-banned?

I'm don't think that's the case Kiss.
There's been many a banned member tried to sneak through the back door in a disguise, but The Sarge and his security team are usually quick to spot them and boot them out.
As Apple has mentioned previous membership, I suspect the previous user left of their own accord (possibly with a flounce for good measure) lol
wave HLB
That's what bothers me I think. If Apples wasn't banned and left of their own accord should they be possibly outed by a site Mod in the forum? Even if they did flounce.
Sorry to refer to you in that way Sarge, just looking at it objectively as a member.
No probs Kiss!! lol lol lol
When I first posted in this thread I was just going off a hunch. I had borrowed Jag's nose and it was "twitching"" confused confused confused lol lol
In between posting I have been doing some investigating and I now KNOW that apples79 has been banned at least twice before, for sending some particularly nasty PMs to one of the female Mods.
I was trying to squeeze some clues out of this banned member to back up my hunch, but in the meantime I have found ample evidence to prove that this is who I thought it was.
So, thanks for your concern people, but please keep moving as there is nothing to see here!!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
BTW - Had it been a member I thought had left of their own accord there is no way I would have done this in public!!!
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and there was me being nice in pm, i knew i shouldnt have gone out of character rolleyes
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and there was me being nice in pm, i knew i shouldnt have gone out of character rolleyes

See!! That's what you get for being nice!! :shock: :shock:
Now go back to normal!!! confused confused lol lol lol lol wink

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Anyway I'm sorry for getting the wrong end of the stick and no hard feelings I hope.

None whatsoever!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now get at the right end of this stick!!
poke poke poke
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Sgt Sherlock Bilko lol lol
I knew he had a middle name ffs wink
Woo
Well done that man, we dont want to let one bad Apple spoil the barrell do we?
banghead Sorry, I'll go off & punish myself smackbottom
Well done that man, we dont want to let one bad Apple spoil the barrell do we?
banghead Sorry, I'll go off & punish myself smackbottom

Winchy, glad to see you back on posting form gal wink
pink x
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Well done that man, we dont want to let one bad Apple spoil the barrell do we?
banghead Sorry, I'll go off & punish myself smackbottom

Winchy, glad to see you back on posting form gal wink
pink x
If thats on form- Im fecked! confused
Thank you kiss
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When I first posted in this thread I was just going off a hunch. I had borrowed Jag's nose and it was "twitching"" confused confused confused lol lol

If you had borrowed Jag's nose - how does she smell? dunno
Bloody awful!!
Boom! Boom!!
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