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Hello Apples
welcome to SH
Earthy xx
hiya! :welcome: find your posting boots and get comfy! xx
Hi Apples and welcome
You'll get to know your way around with time, just pull up a beanbag and settle in...
pink x
Hello there Apples wave
Welcome to the Cafe. Hope you enjoy it here
SS? Are my jackboots showing again? confused
Just call me Sassy, everyone else does biggrin
besides a few other things rolleyes
Only kidding hunni. I'll answer to most things ( and usually do confused )
wink
welcome apples lol
are you single or a pear?? rolleyes
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welcome apples lol
are you single or a pear?? rolleyes

There's always one isn't there? :doh:
fruity!
welcome aboard
lp
Hi Apples - welcome back!! wave :wave: :wave:
So, tell me..... who were you before you were Apples? confused :? :?
innocent :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
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What does that mean?

How about I suggest some names that you may have used before?? dunno :dunno: :dunno:
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What does that mean?

I'm guessing in means he recognises the ISP dunno
:welcome: to the site Apples
Welcome to sh Apples, whoever you may be :giggle:
Louise xx
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So, tell me..... who were you before you were Apples? confused :? :?

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I cant remember now as it was ages ago to be honest. If I remember I will let you know. Was only a member for about a month or so back in the day!!!!

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I have been a member of this site a while ago but fell out of love with it.

Can you remember why you fell out of love with the site before? dunno :dunno: :dunno:
Post and be dammed.
As much as I am intrigued to know who Apples is I'm not sure I like this. confused sad
If Apples was a banned member then shouldn't they just be re-banned?
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Post and be dammed.
As much as I am intrigued to know who Apples is I'm not sure I like this. confused sad
If Apples was a banned member then shouldn't they just be re-banned?

I'm don't think that's the case Kiss.
There's been many a banned member tried to sneak through the back door in a disguise, but The Sarge and his security team are usually quick to spot them and boot them out.
As Apple has mentioned previous membership, I suspect the previous user left of their own accord (possibly with a flounce for good measure) lol
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Post and be dammed.
As much as I am intrigued to know who Apples is I'm not sure I like this. confused sad
If Apples was a banned member then shouldn't they just be re-banned?

I'm don't think that's the case Kiss.
There's been many a banned member tried to sneak through the back door in a disguise, but The Sarge and his security team are usually quick to spot them and boot them out.
As Apple has mentioned previous membership, I suspect the previous user left of their own accord (possibly with a flounce for good measure) lol
wave HLB
That's what bothers me I think. If Apples wasn't banned and left of their own accord should they be possibly outed by a site Mod in the forum? Even if they did flounce.
Sorry to refer to you in that way Sarge, just looking at it objectively as a member.
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wave HLB
That's what bothers me I think. If Apples wasn't banned and left of their own accord should they be possibly outed by a site Mod in the forum? Even if they did flounce.
Sorry to refer to you in that way Sarge, just looking at it objectively as a member.

:doh:
I get ya now redface
:wave: Kiss
Quote by Kiss
Post and be dammed.
As much as I am intrigued to know who Apples is I'm not sure I like this. confused sad
If Apples was a banned member then shouldn't they just be re-banned?

I'm don't think that's the case Kiss.
There's been many a banned member tried to sneak through the back door in a disguise, but The Sarge and his security team are usually quick to spot them and boot them out.
As Apple has mentioned previous membership, I suspect the previous user left of their own accord (possibly with a flounce for good measure) lol
wave HLB
That's what bothers me I think. If Apples wasn't banned and left of their own accord should they be possibly outed by a site Mod in the forum? Even if they did flounce.
Sorry to refer to you in that way Sarge, just looking at it objectively as a member.
No probs Kiss!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
When I first posted in this thread I was just going off a hunch. I had borrowed Jag's nose and it was "twitching"" :? :? :? :lol: :lol:
In between posting I have been doing some investigating and I now KNOW that apples79 has been banned at least twice before, for sending some particularly nasty PMs to one of the female Mods.
I was trying to squeeze some clues out of this banned member to back up my hunch, but in the meantime I have found ample evidence to prove that this is who I thought it was.
So, thanks for your concern people, but please keep moving as there is nothing to see here!!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
BTW - Had it been a member I thought had left of their own accord there is no way I would have done this in public!!!
:? :? :?
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Post and be dammed.
As much as I am intrigued to know who Apples is I'm not sure I like this. confused sad
If Apples was a banned member then shouldn't they just be re-banned?

I'm don't think that's the case Kiss.
There's been many a banned member tried to sneak through the back door in a disguise, but The Sarge and his security team are usually quick to spot them and boot them out.
As Apple has mentioned previous membership, I suspect the previous user left of their own accord (possibly with a flounce for good measure) lol
wave HLB
That's what bothers me I think. If Apples wasn't banned and left of their own accord should they be possibly outed by a site Mod in the forum? Even if they did flounce.
Sorry to refer to you in that way Sarge, just looking at it objectively as a member.
No probs Kiss!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
When I first posted in this thread I was just going off a hunch. I had borrowed Jag's nose and it was twitching"" :? :? :? :lol: :lol:

Won't she want it back? :lol2:
In between posting I have been doing some investigating and I now KNOW that apples79 has been banned at least twice before, for sending some particularly nasty PMs to one of the female Mods.
Ahh I see. evil
I was trying to squeeze some clues out of this banned member to back up my hunch, but in the meantime I have found ample evidence to prove that this is who I thought it was.
So, thanks for your concern people, but please keep moving as there is nothing to see here!!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Thank you for explaining Sarge, I now fully understand and apologise for sticking my oar in. :lol:
BTW - Had it been a member I thought had left of their own accord there is no way I would have done this in public!!! :? :? :?
That's what confused me though! I was thinking if they were a banned member why weren't they being banned again instead of being allowed to post? As they were posting I started wondering about it and what was going on.
Anyway I'm sorry for getting the wrong end of the stick and no hard feelings I hope.
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Post and be dammed.
As much as I am intrigued to know who Apples is I'm not sure I like this. confused sad
If Apples was a banned member then shouldn't they just be re-banned?

I'm don't think that's the case Kiss.
There's been many a banned member tried to sneak through the back door in a disguise, but The Sarge and his security team are usually quick to spot them and boot them out.
As Apple has mentioned previous membership, I suspect the previous user left of their own accord (possibly with a flounce for good measure) lol
wave HLB
That's what bothers me I think. If Apples wasn't banned and left of their own accord should they be possibly outed by a site Mod in the forum? Even if they did flounce.
Sorry to refer to you in that way Sarge, just looking at it objectively as a member.
No probs Kiss!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
When I first posted in this thread I was just going off a hunch. I had borrowed Jag's nose and it was "twitching"" :? :? :? :lol: :lol:
In between posting I have been doing some investigating and I now KNOW that apples79 has been banned at least twice before, for sending some particularly nasty PMs to one of the female Mods.
I was trying to squeeze some clues out of this banned member to back up my hunch, but in the meantime I have found ample evidence to prove that this is who I thought it was.
So, thanks for your concern people, but please keep moving as there is nothing to see here!!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
BTW - Had it been a member I thought had left of their own accord there is no way I would have done this in public!!!
:? :? :?
and there was me being nice in pm, i knew i shouldnt have gone out of character rolleyes
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and there was me being nice in pm, i knew i shouldnt have gone out of character rolleyes

See!! That's what you get for being nice!! :shock: :shock:
Now go back to normal!!! confused :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: wink

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Anyway I'm sorry for getting the wrong end of the stick and no hard feelings I hope.

None whatsoever!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now get at the right end of this stick!!
poke sillyoke: :poke:
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Sgt Sherlock Bilko lol :lol:
I knew he had a middle name ffs wink
Woo
Well done that man, we dont want to let one bad Apple spoil the barrell do we?
banghead Sorry, I'll go off & punish myself smackbottom
Well done that man, we dont want to let one bad Apple spoil the barrell do we?
banghead Sorry, I'll go off & punish myself smackbottom

Winchy, glad to see you back on posting form gal wink
pink x
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Well done that man, we dont want to let one bad Apple spoil the barrell do we?
banghead Sorry, I'll go off & punish myself smackbottom

Winchy, glad to see you back on posting form gal wink
pink x
If thats on form- Im fecked! confused
Thank you kiss
Quote by Sgt Bilko
When I first posted in this thread I was just going off a hunch. I had borrowed Jag's nose and it was "twitching"" confused :? :? lol :lol:

If you had borrowed Jag's nose - how does she smell? dunno
Bloody awful!!
Boom! Boom!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: