I am now Flirty Fruitcake.

17 Oct 2004

Yes - after,OO,about 3 days of stupendously pointless hype my Forum name has now been officially changed from boring boring boring zzzzzzzzzz Keith K.
:sleeping:
This includes all my previous posts and I still have all the lovely PMs from those of you who've been in thank you for all your kind advice,and Mark,bless you for making this possible.
Rainbows blazed the trail when she did her change from shy newbie.
Libra-Love came up with the Flirty bit in front of the Fruitcake so its a co-creation - c'mon LL share the bla - I mean credit for this! redface

The only trouble now is if any of you ever get to actually meet me you'll expect some exotic erotic creature and,er,no,physically I'm not actually - but I am in spirit. wink

17 Oct 2004

Yippeeeeeeee -
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
The Rainbow Warrior salutes you :color: :color: :color: .
PS.... in honour of someone (ahem) thinking I ws a bloke (splutter - cough) - I have even gone and changed my Avatar.

17 Oct 2004

Yes - THE Avatar!You are clearly not a bloke now Rainbows! redface

(Not that you ever were!)

17 Oct 2004

Hope you're going to live up to your name then. I try to live up to mine!
Good luck in your new reincarnation
:bounce: :bounce: bolt

17 Oct 2004

Doubt if I'll ever be lucky enough to get the chance to be called the str8 male slapper around here mate but keep up the good work on the bi male end Eagerslut!

17 Oct 2004

Told ya you could do it hunni kiss

17 Oct 2004

Fruitcake, I did give you a choice remember. Flirty or Frisky. smile

Me personally, I would have gone for the Frisky (are you? stupid question, you're here aren't you) biggrin

: Actually there's an idea, what you reckon I change my name to Frisky Filley. No, that wouldn't be right either. Mare more like :cry:

17 Oct 2004

well hello flirty fruitcake!
i kinda like it. fruitcakes always go down well here, and the odd bit of flirting outrageously too.
and rainbows quite like the new avatar! oh, and the ad! redface

;)
neil x x x ;)

17 Oct 2004

You've just done me a big favour, i was gona restart my PRofiel to change my Nick name
TRying to get it to JGL instead of what it is now
Cheers
JGL

17 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
and rainbows quite like the new avatar! oh, and the ad! ;)

Aww gosh - ta paw (you had to hear that for it to sound right though. Yeah - I know dunno

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17 Oct 2004

Denise,I guess you are right,it is a bit femme but I thought that'd be cool on here of ALL places..Any excitable Cardiff_lad types (Michael Winner Esure voice smile

please calm down,its only a heterosexual male(Broadminded)
And blokes can flirt too can't they?I feel I need to learn to do that better,though I'm what you'd call a sincere flirt,I really mean what I say.
Libra your post is class,sorry I went for flirty instead of the flirty/frisky chicken and egg question,you need to be frisky to be flirty and you need to be flirty to be fr..oh heck!

18 Oct 2004

mine seems to work for me :twisted:
Best of luck with the new title Fruity biggrin

:D :D

18 Oct 2004

I hope your's does work for you Midlandsman,you deserve it!

18 Oct 2004

Welcome back Flirty Fruitcake cool

18 Oct 2004

Too easy, I know but:
I love fruitcake. Like to gobble it up, savouring the nuts for a long suck at the end.
Yeah, I know... I'm worthy of better, but... eh... we're all tossers sometimes. Some more than others.

18 Oct 2004

Hiya FF
Congrats from WW
wink

xxx

18 Oct 2004

Denise,MISSCHIEF,Vix,Alexandra - thank you all.
Got an e-mail last night that suggests Denise's theory may be right - I think the sender of this little masterpiece didn't check my gender:
hi how are you.i'm male 19 with a hard have some fun.i have cam and pics 2
- Damn,why haven't I sent you ladies anything with such seductive qualities?- I just don't have this guys way with words,you've got to bow to his sophisitcation,he just knows how women tick - what a charmer!
Vix,loved the bit about the fruitcake but hope I'm not one of the tossers you refer to! wink

18 Oct 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
I think the sender of this little masterpiece didn't check my gender:
hi how are you.i'm male 19 with a hard have some fun.i have cam and pics 2

Shoulda sent him some pix of your own, and a big fat snog.

Vix,loved the bit about the fruitcake but hope I'm not one of the tossers you refer to!

I meant me. I'm a habitual tosser.

18 Oct 2004

Hi FF
Good name change love it xxxxx

18 Oct 2004

Vix - if YOU'RE a tosser - the World needs more tossers then!X
And ,er,maybe you're right Vix,I should have followed my sexy e-mail up but I think my "admirer" would be rather disappointed with me in the flesh somehow!
Glad it gave Denise a laugh anyway.. wink

And thanx for that butters redface

18 Oct 2004

You blush very easily fruity mind you, you know how much I like fruit! wink

18 Oct 2004

And Veg!x

18 Oct 2004

mmmmm who could forget the veg! :twisted: lolol

18 Oct 2004

And:
Shredded Wheat - the official breakfast cereal of the Swinging Heaven Forum! rolleyes

18 Oct 2004

Denise - I have gone back to your Shredded Wheat thread and developed the concept to new,epic proportions!

18 Oct 2004

but isnt the topic of the thread "flirty fruit cake"?

18 Oct 2004

whos the yummie-est sounding sod on here ?

18 Oct 2004

Quote by DeniseBabe
Yeah but ive "had" you ( and your mate ) already :lol: :lol:

Shhhh! Ive been trying to maintain Newbie status for about a year now... reckon its more stealthy!

18 Oct 2004

Lend us yer noob, Denise... please?

18 Oct 2004

Don't want to put a downer on it Flirty but..........
Shouldn;t your new name have a disclaimer in your signature along the lines of .............
CAUTION... may contain nuts ..people with nut allergy should not under any circumstances take me in their mouth and neither should I be swallowed :shock:
Come to think of it maybe the whole site should have a similar disclaimer as it is full of nuts confused