This is sooooo not a swinging subject but I have yet again proved my ex hubbys theory that I am "damn, idiot woman"
The nice delivery man from Next just pulled ( cute too ) and handed me a package. I ripped it open with glee as I love new clothes ... I had somehow ordered flucking maternity tops !!!!!!!!!! I havent been pregnant in 13 yrs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I am such an idiot ...lol
Quote by Abilene
This is sooooo not a swinging subject but I have yet again proved my ex hubbys theory that I am "damn, idiot woman"
The nice delivery man from Next just pulled ( cute too ) and handed me a package. I ripped it open with glee as I love new clothes ... I had somehow ordered flucking maternity tops !!!!!!!!!! I havent been pregnant in 13 yrs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ooops
Quote by Abilene
This is sooooo not a swinging subject but I have yet again proved my ex hubbys theory that I am "damn, idiot woman"
The nice delivery man from Next just pulled ( cute too ) and handed me a package. I ripped it open with glee as I love new clothes ... I had somehow ordered flucking maternity tops !!!!!!!!!! I havent been pregnant in 13 yrs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:lol2:
There is still time xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Phredd :love:
ops:Quote by Abilene
Any volunteers for practice????
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Me ? noooooooooooo = ex Military and we never volunteer
Phredd
Do you take orders well?? :twisted:
:twisted:
Yes. I always obey the last order
Phredd :love: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not sub though.
Quote by Kiss_Me
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Ahhhh poor you! It's not your fault though... unless you ordered them in error?
Nah ... I just checked my order ... it was me who flucked up.
So you placed an order with Next and accidentally ordered a load of maternity clothing? :shock:
:giggle:
Oh shuddup will ya !!! It wasnt in the maternity section, it was in the sale section and the women did NOT look pregnant and the tops were too cute and nicely priced ( $5 for three ). I just talked with my mom on the phone and stupidly thought she would see the humor in it but now she thinks I'm pregnant. OMG !!!!!
p.s. no comments about the dollar sign ( or my Americanised spelling )... I have a US keyboard !!
Sex God
Quote by AbilenePerhaps it's about time that you met 'Mr Fertility'
Any volunteers for practice????
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
:lol:You could always send them along to Sappho - she is complaining that nothing fits!
Will
Sex God
Well there's definitely a queue for Will :twisted:
Quote by Abilene
This is sooooo not a swinging subject but I have yet again proved my ex hubbys theory that I am "damn, idiot woman"
The nice delivery man from Next just pulled ( cute too ) and handed me a package. I ripped it open with glee as I love new clothes ... I had somehow ordered flucking maternity tops !!!!!!!!!! I havent been pregnant in 13 yrs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It could be worse........we bought his sister a cute tracksuit style jacket for Christmas, I checked the tags to make sure I had cut the price off, then when she opened it on Christmas day she pointed out that she wasn't pregnant. Yes, even though I had checked the tags, I had failed to notice they said "maternity". What made it worse is that she had put a bit of weight on lately, and she is an apple shape so all extra weight goes to her belly, and several of her friends had asked her if she was pregnant again - luckily she saw the funny side and didn't get upset!!
Les x
Quote by couple_ne2000
It could be worse........we bought his sister a cute tracksuit style jacket for Christmas, I checked the tags to make sure I had cut the price off, then when she opened it on Christmas day she pointed out that she wasn't pregnant. Yes, even though I had checked the tags, I had failed to notice they said "maternity". What made it worse is that she had put a bit of weight on lately, and she is an apple shape so all extra weight goes to her belly, and several of her friends had asked her if she was pregnant again - luckily she saw the funny side and didn't get upset!!
Les x
Ouch !!!!! Good job she has a sense of humor. I would have crawled under the couch!!!
Master of Sex
Quote by Abilene
The nice delivery man from Next just pulled ( cute too )
I wanna know what ( or whom ) he pulled! :twisted:
