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I can't believe it's not butter?

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Really?
What I can't believe is that anyone's fooled by it. It's nothing like butter. It tastes orrible, you can't cook with it, and it's a lousy lube! mad
And how stupid do you feel going to the shop and asking for "Half a pound of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, please"?
FFS!
Utterly Butterly is even worse!
Mike.
I quite like em!!! :shock:
Proper butter is so solid you can't spread it, just dot lumps all over the bread rolleyes
Quote by MISSCHIEF
I quite like em!!! :shock:
Proper butter is so solid you can't spread it, just dot lumps all over the bread rolleyes

Who said anything about bread? ;)
rotflmao
Quote by Ice Pie
I quite like em!!! :shock:
Proper butter is so solid you can't spread it, just dot lumps all over the bread rolleyes

Who said anything about bread? ;)
rotflmao
OMG Ice
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
I am far too naive ........ will never be able to say 'knobs of butter' ever again now smackbottom
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I am far too naive ........ will never be able to say 'knobs of butter' ever again now smackbottom

if he is not talking about bread.. he MUST mean for baked potatoes then!
Quote by well_busty_babe
if he is not talking about bread.. he MUST mean for baked potatoes then!

How do you spread it on a baked potato?? dunno
Clare,xxx
wink
It just HAS to be real butter for crumpets!!!!!!
And it doesn't matter if it's solid it just melts right into those holes! wink
So Ice prey tell us about this BUTTER perversion you seem to have :shock: :shock:
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So Ice prey tell us about this BUTTER perversion you seem to have :shock: :shock:

Who said it was a perversion? I thought it was perfectly normal :shock: :twisted:
he is just like alex........... likes a bit of butter on his crumpet! lol
Hmmm Warm, thick, crusty toasted loaf spread with real butter ....does it for me .
Can't say a warm, thick, crusty. toasted lady spread with real butter has the same appeal.
Sometimes you just gotta chew things.
you would rather have a slice of bread that a piece of totty?
You know they make a special version with bogies in for kids?
I can't believe it's snot butter.
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he is just like alex........... likes a bit of butter on his crumpet! lol

I really don't understand all these insinuations. I was merely referring to the fact that latex underwear goes on a lot more easily with the real thing. You people have dirty minds, that's your trouble. rolleyes
(A bit of butter on my alex... now there's a thought to conjure with biggrin )
Quote by Alexandra
It just HAS to be real butter for crumpets!!!!!!
And it doesn't matter if it's solid it just melts right into those holes! wink

I'm DYING to know what that post was before you edited it. :twisted:
Quote by clarensteve
if he is not talking about bread.. he MUST mean for baked potatoes then!

How do you spread it on a baked potato?? dunno
Clare,xxx
wink
You don't. You make a slit in the potato and gently pull it open, then take a nice big COLD knob of butter about the size of a large ice cube, and slowly slide it back and forth along the slit, watching it gradually melt into the flesh, the outer skin glistening as it oozes down the sides, catching the drips on your tongue, licking slowly inwards towards the slit, tasting along the length of the opening, tantalisingly, lingering, before finally delving deep into the warm, moist flesh...
Oh I say, I've come over all peculiar. :twisted:
Quote by Ice Pie
It just HAS to be real butter for crumpets!!!!!!
And it doesn't matter if it's solid it just melts right into those holes! wink

I'm DYING to know what that post was before you edited it. :twisted:
Tut tut!
Clean your mind out Ice!!!!!!!! rolleyes
I had only mis-spelt real!
Who knew you make a baked potato sound so..... er....... appealing? Talk about wet and moist.. I'm bloody starvin!
Quote by Alexandra
It just HAS to be real butter for crumpets!!!!!!
And it doesn't matter if it's solid it just melts right into those holes! wink

I'm DYING to know what that post was before you edited it. :twisted:
Tut tut!
Clean your mind out Ice!!!!!!!! rolleyes
I had only mis-spelt real!
Oops. Hello , didn't see you standing there.
Don't read this thread, it's boring, just a lot of trivial innuendo, honest guv biggrin
Quote by Ice Pie
if he is not talking about bread.. he MUST mean for baked potatoes then!

How do you spread it on a baked potato?? dunno
Clare,xxx
wink
You don't. You make a slit in the potato and gently pull it open, then take a nice big COLD knob of butter about the size of a large ice cube, and slowly slide it back and forth along the slit, watching it gradually melt into the flesh, the outer skin glistening as it oozes down the sides, catching the drips on your tongue, licking slowly inwards towards the slit, tasting along the length of the opening, tantalisingly, lingering, before finally delving deep into the warm, moist flesh...
Oh I say, I've come over all peculiar. :twisted:
OOh Ice a baked potato has never sounded soooo very appealing,
GIMME ONE NOW!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Clare,xxx
wink
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[GIMME ONE NOW!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Clare,xxx
wink

Typical woman - only wants me for my root vegetable. rolleyes
Quote by Ice Pie
Typical woman - only wants me for my root vegetable. rolleyes

And what else is there??????? confused
Clare,xxx
wink
Just a bit of trivia about this tuber which is causing such a commotion......
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The history of the potato has its roots in the windswept Andes Mountains of South America. It is an austere region plagued by fluctuating temperatures and poor soil conditions. Yet the tough and durable potato evolved in its thin air (elevations up to 15,000 feet), climbing ever higher like the people who first settled the region.
The tough pre-Columbian farmers first discovered and cultivated the potato some 7,000 years ago. They were impressed by its ruggedness, storage quality and its nutritional value. Western man did not come in contact with the potato until as late as 1537 when the Conquistadors tramped through Peru. And it was even later, about 1570, that the first potato made its way across the Atlantic to make a start on the continent of Europe.
Though the tuber was productive and hardy, the Spanish put it to very limited use. In the Spanish Colonies potatoes were considered food for the underclasses; when brought to the Old World they would be used primarily to feed hospital inmates.
It would take three decades for the potato to spread to the rest of Europe. Even so the potato was cultivated primarily as a curiosity by amateur botanists. Resistance was due to ingrained eating habits, the tuber's reputation as a food for the underpriveleged and perhaps most importantly its relationship to poisonous plants.
The potato is a member of the nightshade family and its leaves are, indeed, poisonous. A potato left too long in the light will begin to turn green. The green skin contains a substance called solanine which can cause the potato to taste bitter and even cause illness in humans. Such drawbacks were understood in Europe, but the advantages, generally, were not.
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It goes on and on but I thought this was enough mind blowing numbing info for now.
All in all - I'll stick to my hot crumpets which are dripping in butter!
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Yet the tough and durable potato evolved ....... up to 15,000 feet

OMG Alexandra
15,000 foot potato thats one hell of a knob of butter!!!!! wink
The WHOOSH Man