I can't get in the chat-room

28 Apr 2005

This is because I am in the forum and they have double bolted the door from the inside.
It doesn't matter tho........cos I removed the ball-cock from their toilets so it will be flooded and they will all be in here anyway :twisted:
Dave_Notts
ps to see why this thread was started.........see Shaved or not thread

28 Apr 2005

Dave_Notts mad

:x :x :x :x

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Sarge.......come sort this man out!
lol

28 Apr 2005

How come he gets a spanking and I only managed to get a ' mad

'
/flounces
/stomps foot
/pouts
Venusxxx

28 Apr 2005

Because my ass is very SPANKABLE lol

:lol: :lol:
Dave_Notts

28 Apr 2005

ooo ooo ooo
Can I lock it?
Can I please Sarge?
Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please

28 Apr 2005

FFS!!! I had hardly eaten any of my popcorn!! mad

:x :x :x :x :x
Venus - this is just for you:

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28 Apr 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
FFS!!! I had hardly eaten any of my popcorn!! :x :x :x :x :x
Venus - this is just for you: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

:smug:
Happy now, I'm off to bed :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

28 Apr 2005

Another mod in the house!!!!!!!!!
Congrats Kitkat biggrin

Dave_Notts

28 Apr 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Happy now, I'm off to bed :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

Me too!!
I'm happy now you're off to bed!! :shock: :shock: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

28 Apr 2005

Dave, you can't get in the chatroom for the simple reason that youtr big fat ass won't fit through the door!
And before anyone PM's me telling me what a horrid bitch I am, please see the chatroom logs from last night! lol

28 Apr 2005

Am I the only one that has never seen Dave's arse to know how fat it is dunno

28 Apr 2005

Quote by Marya
Dave, you can't get in the chatroom for the simple reason that your big fat ass won't fit through the door!

Do you still go in the Chatroom Dawn?? :shock: :shock: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: bolt

28 Apr 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Am I the only one that has never seen Dave's arse to know how fat it is

For a few minutes only.........I will show my bum in my avatar so you can see how big it is
Dave_Notts

28 Apr 2005

Quote by Marya
Dave, you can't get in the chatroom for the simple reason that youtr big fat ass won't fit through the door!
And before anyone PM's me telling me what a horrid bitch I am, please see the chatroom logs from last night!

Ooooooooooooooooooo just cos she has a lardy ass.........................she takes it out on me :lol:
Try jogging :shock:
Dave_Notts
Ps I am still cut to bits cos of your ruddy trees mad

29 Apr 2005

I'm sorry your love for wood has led to self-harming however, from your new avatar I can clearly understand your boast about possessing a big chopper. Unless you stole the Slimmer of the Year's old knickers?

29 Apr 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Am I the only one that has never seen Dave's arse to know how fat it is

I know a lovely young "lady"?? who has seen Dave's arse very close-up.
She was belng very nosey wasn't she Dave??
:twisted:

29 Apr 2005

Chat Room? Is that the little room next to the cupboard where the mods keep all the thread keys??
:giggle: bolt

29 Apr 2005

Aww geez - I know it hasn't got anything to do with the thread title, but I wanted to get into the chat room to ask if size is important, and I couldn't. And I didn't want to start a new thread - so I'll ask it here. Hope you don't mind...but is size important? confused

29 Apr 2005

Quote by Rainbows
..but is size important?

No it isn't. :? :?

29 Apr 2005

Things move too fast for me in the chatroom, and nobody even notices my messages, so I decidecto give it a miss from now on. Shame I normaly like chats! sad

29 Apr 2005

We cant get in the chat room , Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!