I confessed!

26 Feb 2007

...to having an intimate piercing, to some of the women I work with today. There was a discussion going on about piercings in general and 'what use is a pierced tongue?' The conversation then went on to men 'who had their thingy done' and I just kind of blurted out 'I could really shock you all!' They looked at me, open-mouthed, then the (church-going, very prudish)school secretary said 'you've got your private parts pierced?' I just said 'yep' and left them agog! God knows what they said after I left lol

Ever said anything then thought you maybe shouldn't have, in that company?

26 Feb 2007

Ohhh
FB
You devil, they won't let you in to work tomorrow, as you might be a bad infulence!!
:bounce: :giggle:

26 Feb 2007

That's not a confession!
It's a feather in your cap - or a stud in your ........ :twisted:
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26 Feb 2007

Quote by Sarah
Ohhh
FB
You devil, they won't let you in to work tomorrow, as you might be a bad infulence!!
:bounce: :giggle:

some of the staff at our place know, one who is on here ;) and the two secretaries for the other side of the business.
They couldn't wait to ask me all sorts of questions when I admitted it LMAO ... and now if I say I'm off out, they want to know who with, where, club or hotel etc.
:giggle:
Cx

26 Feb 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
Ever said anything then thought you maybe shouldn't have, in that company?

Aunty: "what about that couple who live next door to us? Did you know they go to THEM clubs?"
Me: "What clubs"
Aunty: "THEM clubs, you know"
Me: "Oh you mean swingers clubs"
Aunty: "Yes them clubs, they go to that one in Bury most weekends"
Me: "Oh you mean Partners, we've never seen them there"
Aunty :shock:
Me: bolt

26 Feb 2007

Quote by westerross
That's not a confession!
It's a feather in your cap - or a stud in your ........ :twisted:
.

It might be a feather in my cap if I wanted to shag any of them lol

26 Feb 2007

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Ever said anything then thought you maybe shouldn't have, in that company?

Aunty: "what about that couple who live next door to us? Did you know they go to THEM clubs?"
Me: "What clubs"
Aunty: "THEM clubs, you know"
Me: "Oh you mean swingers clubs"
Aunty: "Yes them clubs, they go to that one in Bury most weekends"
Me: "Oh you mean Partners, we've never seen them there"
Aunty :shock:
Me: bolt

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

26 Feb 2007

Ooh Frecklebird, well done! I'd love to say so much more than I do but just can't do it...
The most dangerous thing I blurted out was this:
Me and two very good friends on a girl's weekend, all getting ready for night out. Friend in the bath shouts "Whose pube is this in the bath?"
"Not mine" I shout "Don't have any". At which point they rushed up to me and demand to view...fascinated they were at my shaved bits...so much so that one went home and shaved it all off herself!
Now my nakedness is the talk of all dinner parties! :shock:
pink x

26 Feb 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
They looked at me, open-mouthed, then the (church-going, very prudish)school secretary said
Exclude Herrrrrrr!!!!!!

lp

26 Feb 2007

yes admitting to my mam and 2 aunts one drunken night on a weeks caravan holiday that i had been with girls
god did i get the spanish inquisition redface

Earthy xx

26 Feb 2007

No way would I or can I let on to my Mummy wot her precious son has gone & done to his body!
She would do & can do far worse! bolt

No point in confessing anything to my friends coz sooner or later they will find out what's been pierced & what hasn't!

26 Feb 2007

Quote by blueandpink
Ooh Frecklebird, well done! I'd love to say so much more than I do but just can't do it...
The most dangerous thing I blurted out was this:
Me and two very good friends on a girl's weekend, all getting ready for night out. Friend in the bath shouts "Whose pube is this in the bath?"
"Not mine" I shout "Don't have any". At which point they rushed up to me and demand to view...fascinated they were at my shaved bits...so much so that one went home and shaved it all off herself!
Now my nakedness is the talk of all dinner parties! :shock:
pink x

oh mmmmmmm :twisted:

26 Feb 2007

Ooh Frecklebird, well done! I'd love to say so much more than I do but just can't do it...
The most dangerous thing I blurted out was this:
Me and two very good friends on a girl's weekend, all getting ready for night out. Friend in the bath shouts "Whose pube is this in the bath?"
"Not mine" I shout "Don't have any". At which point they rushed up to me and demand to view...fascinated they were at my shaved bits...so much so that one went home and shaved it all off herself!
Now my nakedness is the talk of all dinner parties! :shock:
pink x

oh mmmmmmm :twisted:
... smooth as my baron de ley (you I mean) wink

pink x

26 Feb 2007

i nearly blurted out to a guy at work my wife and i was swingers!....he was bragging about the birds he had shagged and i wanted to say something to shut him up....

26 Feb 2007

I have AS... I do it all them time.
So often in fact my escapades are quite unforgettable!
I usually ask inappropriate questions too - well inappropriate to them anyway. :lol2:

26 Feb 2007

My sister proudly told me she'd had a tattoo done and showed me a delicate dolphin on the back of one shoulder...so I said 'oh I've had a tattoo done as well' and promptly took down my knickers :shock:
It was the talk of my friends and the times people have insisted I get my knickers off lol

:giggle:

26 Feb 2007

Quote by blueandpink
Ooh Frecklebird, well done! I'd love to say so much more than I do but just can't do it...
The most dangerous thing I blurted out was this:
Me and two very good friends on a girl's weekend, all getting ready for night out. Friend in the bath shouts "Whose pube is this in the bath?"
"Not mine" I shout "Don't have any". At which point they rushed up to me and demand to view...fascinated they were at my shaved bits...so much so that one went home and shaved it all off herself!
Now my nakedness is the talk of all dinner parties! :shock:
pink x

Well I just checked your profile pics for evidence but I couldn't find any. I guess you keep those in your "privates" gallery eh? :hint: :hint:
:giggle:

26 Feb 2007

I have a habit of doing that. redface

Our company took us away for the weekend last year and the subject got onto piercings... someone blurted out that I had my nipple pierced and one of the senior partners was fascinated and asked to see it. I was just about to show him when the bible bashing geezer I work for pitched up and said "I hope you're not about to do what I think you are?"
surprised

ops: :oops: :oops:
I wandered off at this point and about an hour later I was back at the bar and he came over again (after checking the bible basher wasn't around) and asked to see it... always a good idea when you're half cut to get your tits out in the middle of a REALLY posh hotel!! rolleyes

Breakfast the next morning was entertaining and now every time I see him he winks at me! I think it was the topic of conversation at the partners lunch the next Monday! :roll:
I suspect the whole office knows now... I'll keep my newest addition quiet I think! lol

26 Feb 2007

Quote by Dirtygirlie
I suspect the whole office knows now...

My TA will tell me what was said after I left the staffroom, when I see her tomorrow. At least I'll know what everyone thinks!

26 Feb 2007

I once shouted down the corridor to the head of admin 'I just sent you a PM'.
Her puzzled look was only partially removed when I clarified I meant '....email...!' redface

.

26 Feb 2007

on my boss's leaving do (the FD ) surrounded by senior management, 2nd in command of the whole company says 'so what you doing this weekend'
me not thinking
'oh going to a swingers club in birmingham' redface

my ceo now knows

26 Feb 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
I confessed...to having an intimate piercing...

Metals investment brings jobs to south Yorkshire (newspaper headline)

Well done FB - doing your bit for local industry. lol

26 Feb 2007

Quote by MikeNorth
I confessed...to having an intimate piercing...

Metals investment brings jobs to south Yorkshire (newspaper headline)

Well done FB - doing your bit for local industry. lol

:shock: Cheeky bugger!

:smackbottom: :lol:

27 Feb 2007

Ooh Frecklebird, well done! I'd love to say so much more than I do but just can't do it...
The most dangerous thing I blurted out was this:
Me and two very good friends on a girl's weekend, all getting ready for night out. Friend in the bath shouts "Whose pube is this in the bath?"
"Not mine" I shout "Don't have any". At which point they rushed up to me and demand to view...fascinated they were at my shaved bits...so much so that one went home and shaved it all off herself!
Now my nakedness is the talk of all dinner parties! :shock:
pink x

Well I just checked your profile pics for evidence but I couldn't find any. I guess you keep those in your "privates" gallery eh? :hint: :hint:
:giggle:
Ah Mr Cueball, don't do genital shots even in "privates" gallery, think they look best viewed VERY close up. :lickface: Anyway you're only here socially according to your profile, so stop teasing me... smackbottom

My private gallery you get to see my boat race. Then you may do a bolt

pink x

27 Feb 2007

Quote by westerross
I once shouted down the corridor to the head of admin 'I just sent you a PM'.

I do this a lot! Constantly saying to vanilla friends "I'll pm you!" redface

Quote by varca
... I did the "yes him and him, but noo not him bit" and when I came to one of the gals who is rather scrummy, I said "yes and her" and then realised what I'd said :shock:

On a few occassions I've started to say the same thing but stopped myself! So much so that our friend is convinced I'm bi now although we've never admitted it. She's a lesbian so maybe her radar is more finely tuned! dunno

:lol:
Fee
XX

27 Feb 2007

I did tell my Mum we were going to a munch which suddenly changed to lunch, pub, drink, social thingy.
She rarely asks where we are going now but I think she presumes the socials we go to are from a website confused

27 Feb 2007

at work there is well mayby 3 women i would shag,
i think a few of the lads know i am a swinger but no1 has had balls to ask, i think a club emailed my work addy instead of pvt addy oopppss(that was my fault)
luckilly i dont have any peircing except my ear (which has closed now) and no tatts,,,,
p.s. DG can i double check ur new peircing, and have a gander at ur old one ;) :twisted:

27 Feb 2007

Quote by Freckledbird

I suspect the whole office knows now...

My TA will tell me what was said after I left the staffroom, when I see her tomorrow. At least I'll know what everyone thinks!
Surely I'm not the only one who is desperately waiting for FB to get home from work today lol

Hope it went ok hun and that you're not imganined to be some depraved monster now kiss

... although if that's what you want them to think I'll take that all back :lol:

27 Feb 2007

Quote by celestria

I suspect the whole office knows now...

My TA will tell me what was said after I left the staffroom, when I see her tomorrow. At least I'll know what everyone thinks!
Surely I'm not the only one who is desperately waiting for FB to get home from work today lol

Hope it went ok hun and that you're not imganined to be some depraved monster now kiss

... although if that's what you want them to think I'll take that all back :lol:
I haven't been in - had to go to the doctors and the DH told me to take the rest of the day off!
I'll keep you posted though. biggrin

27 Feb 2007

Aww we got to wait another day?
lol

pink x