I could have died

3 Oct 2004

Well we had discussed it for a while now, it just needed me to get up the courage to go into the shop :shock: blink

So this morning I took a deep breath and made my way into town I must say I was quite surprised to see the shop open, well here goes I thought redface

I walked through the doors and was shocked to see there were only a few other people there, some were looking at the various battery powered toys on offer others were flicking through the vasy array of magazines on the shelves.
I selected my item and took it to the sales desk and....oh bugger! not only had a small queue formed but it was a female serving, I could feel myself going bright red but I had gone this far I must go through with it I know how much MrsFC wanted it.
I moved along the queue getting nearer to the young lady serving I could hear my heart starting to beat faster my hands were getting clammy I could feel eyes on me, but hey we are all in here for the same reason one way or another, and then I was there staring straight at the sales girl who was looking down towards the counter. :uhoh: :eeek:
I handed her the item and at that point she looked up and staired me in the face, I felt I was now crimson I could feel the sweat gathering on my brow and thinking "why oh why did I do it" surprised

ops: :oops: :cry:
She took my money and put my purchase in a bag, I asked if she had any plain papar bags but no was the reply. I left the shop and walked into the street which by know was quite busy, why o why did I park the car so far away?
I could sense people stairing at me as I made the long walk to the car I could hear mumbling I knew the voices were condemming me calling me a weirdo, at last I was safe in the car.
I got home and gave MrsFC her present the look on her face made it all worthwhile, she couldn't wait she was going to use it straight away.
I relaxed and thought to myself never again never....never...wil I go through all that again for................
You won't believe it!!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
A BARRY MANILOW CD!!!

3 Oct 2004

OH MY GOD MrFC
How could you???? Did someone not tell you about online shopping????
and no of course I didn't think you'd gone buying sex toys redface

ops: :oops:
Dawn :silly:

3 Oct 2004

I have a mask you can make use of the next time you need to undertake such an embarrasing act m8...

3 Oct 2004

:laughabove:
rotflmao

Very good ....

3 Oct 2004

One question....
Why Barry Manilow???? Westlife do a more socially acceptable "Mandy" (well, that's debatable I suppose confused

)
:shock: :shock: :shock:

3 Oct 2004

A BARRY MANILOW CD!!!! The very depths of perversion! And I thought you were a nice couple! No wonder you were so shamefaced! Tisk!
LC wink

3 Oct 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
and no of course I didn't think you'd gone buying sex toys ops: :oops:
Dawn :silly:

me neither :oops: :oops:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
ccr xxx

3 Oct 2004

Quote by bluexxx
One question....
Why Barry Manilow???? Westlife do a more socially acceptable "Mandy" (well, that's debatable I suppose )
:shock: :shock: :shock:

Never mind Barry & Westlife, Blue!!!!
I have the version that came out before BM's (even though he wrote it).
It was by Scott English and called 'Brandy' - better than both the others.
MrFC - I think you should start thinking about moving house now - your cover down there has now been blown. The local press hacks will be on to you. Check carefully for the paparazzi hiding in the bushes in your garden.
Anyway - I think you too ought to move north anyway - North Cheshire perhaps - midway between Shropshire and Lancs wink

Xhanging the subject - isn't Davej due back in the next day or so - time to bump up all those Davej is missing tthreads I think - anyone fancy joining me?

3 Oct 2004

By nature I am very broadminded (obviously)and I will always accept other peoples' foibles and pecadillos but some things are just so extreme that I have to shut my eyes and hope it goes is the most depraved thing i have ever encountered.
My normal liberal compassion would have me suggest that you can seek help,but in this case I think the more popullist"you sick fuck!" is more apt wink

lb

3 Oct 2004

OMG thats sooooo funny lol

.........though to be honest I didn't think Barry was that bad redface

I have to say I'm a bit of an Elvis girl myself cool

was brought up on him wink

.
Have you seen the ad he's in recently? white jump suit it's gotta be my fave clip of him just wish they'd play the rest :shock:

3 Oct 2004

Quote by bluexxx
One question....
Why Barry Manilow???? Westlife do a more socially acceptable "Mandy" (well, that's debatable I suppose )
:shock: :shock: :shock:

i do a more socially acceptable mandy than any of them
well ithink so anyway

3 Oct 2004

Quote by honeyriderx
OMG thats sooooo funny .........though to be honest I didn't think Barry was that bad
I have to say I'm a bit of an Elvis girl myself was brought up on him .
Have you seen the ad he's in recently? white jump suit it's gotta be my fave clip of him just wish they'd play the rest :shock:

Big Elvis fan here too - but not his Las Vegas years .
The concert where he was all in Black Leather was the best ever!
And his earlier songs (more rock'n'roll) were great.

3 Oct 2004

Black leather :shock: corr now there's a thought redface

.......a long pause while honey has a few moments with Elvis surprised

ops: :oops: :oops: :shock:

3 Oct 2004

Don't tell me the opening track was Barry's version of 'Run Rabbit Run' ( I love that one!) followed by the duet he does with Vangelis called 'Pulsatron'.
No wonder you were sweating mate!!

3 Oct 2004

You bad bad bad woman imagine making your poor man go buy that for you!!
He will be branded a weirdo!! :P Poor Man!! Poor Neighbours!! confused

3 Oct 2004

awwww MrFC.... I completely sympathise with you! I went through exactly the same thing a few years back... My ex requested Spice Girls the Movie!!!! :shock: I've not been able to show my face in Woolworths since. redface

3 Oct 2004

uh, people -
And it's done.

3 Oct 2004

My ex requested Spice Girls the

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

3 Oct 2004

:haha:

Oh that's priceless - I knew there had to be a twist to that tale somehow - but Barry Manilow?! :eeek:
MrFC, you are STILL nuts - but thank you for the Sunday giggle!
confused

:lol2:

3 Oct 2004

Quote by daveandmandywigan
One question....
Why Barry Manilow???? Westlife do a more socially acceptable "Mandy" (well, that's debatable I suppose )
:shock: :shock: :shock:

i do a more socially acceptable mandy than any of them
well ithink so anyway

Damn right you do m8
wink

:wink:

3 Oct 2004

Well.... erm..... I like Barry Manilow and Westlife.... redface

ops:
Shireen
xxx

3 Oct 2004

Quote by shireen-steve
Well.... erm..... I like Barry Manilow and Westlife.... ops:
Shireen
xxx

Hmmmmmm
Nuff said I think
lol

:lol:

3 Oct 2004

Quote by shireen-steve
Well.... erm..... I like Barry Manilow and Westlife.... ops:
Shireen
xxx

Sorry to hear that Shireen. Have you been to the doctors about it?
Dawn :silly:

3 Oct 2004

Pervert !

3 Oct 2004

god shireen and you can actually bring yourself to admit that in public? oh the shame . . . .
any, quick impression for you all . . . . . . . .
look left <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< over there?
it's barry manilow! good innit! :bounce:
neil x x x ;)

3 Oct 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Well.... erm..... I like Barry Manilow and Westlife.... ops:
Shireen
xxx

Sorry to hear that Shireen. Have you been to the doctors about it?
Dawn :silly:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Touche kiss

And Neil...... smackbottom

At my age I can admit to anything and get away with it wink

Shireen
xxx
P.S. Bollox @ my dear hubby

3 Oct 2004

Obscure fact of the day... Barry Manilow loves Trance, and has Underworld's "Born Slippy" played over the PA before every show he does.

3 Oct 2004

You could have saved the money and shame by dowloading it
the only true version of mandy available here:-

Right click and save it first .
Pure Class

3 Oct 2004

Barry who?