I did need a laugh

4 May 2004

I just received the following PM and couldn't help chuckling
Inbox :: Message
From: (username implying large penis)
To: Lucifer
Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 ..... pm
Subject: hi
hi babe where u from
Now should I:
Tell him I'd love to suck his cock and send him a pic of mine blast

Set up a webcam session with him? :wanker:
Go in person to meet him? :shock:
Point out the error of his ways?
Or just ignore him?

4 May 2004

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That made me laugh....thank you.
You should definitely send him a pic of your's and see what he says.....

4 May 2004

definitely the first one..
oh and if you do suck his cock... can i watch !!!!!!!!!! wink

4 May 2004

or even better... tel him you are shy with cams, and arrange to meet him in person!
they said the four min mile could not be beaten.... watch how fast HE will run!
:giggle:

4 May 2004

He's probably confused because your avatar is wearing a skirt. ;)
You could pretend to misunderstand _him_ and tell him you'd love to lick his pussy. See how long it takes him to twig his mistake...

4 May 2004

I would too arrange to meet him, I would love to see his reaction. rolleyes

4 May 2004

WBB, you must have seen a pic of me then..... lol

Roger, I've got three cats, too !

4 May 2004

hi babe where u from

THE MENSTRUAL CYCLE
From puberty ( age roughly 8 - 15 ) until the menopause (age roughly 45 - 55 years), the female reproductive system normally goes through a series of regular changes which are called the menstruan cycle, because it is repeated month after month. In fact, the cycle normally lasts about 28 days, although there is some variation from one woman to another.
Most of the changes involve the buildup of the lining of the uterus, to coincide with the release of an egg (ovulation) so as to provide an environment to accept a fertilised egg, followed by the breakdown of this tissue if the egg is not fertilised. When the lining of the uterus is got rid of, it results in a flow of blood and tissue. This phase, which lasts only about 4-5 days, is called menstruation. Counting from the first day of bleeding, an egg is normally released at about day 14 (i.e. in the middle of the cycle), although there is some variation, and the cycle length may also vary.
Hormonal regulation of the menstrual cycle
After menstruation, follicle stimulating hormone (FSH), from the pituitary gland, causes a follicle in the ovary to develop, and before releasing the egg the follicle produces several oestrogen hormones. Under the influence of oestrogens, the lining of the uterus gradually grows thicker. After ovulation, rising levels of progesterone from the corpus luteum (remains of the follicle) support this lining, and cause blood vessels in it to become more developed (vascularisation) - in preparation to receive an egg, if it is fertilised. As the production of progesterone decreases in the next few days, support for the thickened uterine lining is lost, and eventually menstruation occurs, usually on the 28th day.
SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
This is also called making love, because it is a very intimate act between a man and a woman, and it should be a pleasurable experience for both. In the process, a liquid called semen, containing sperms, passes out of the end of the man's penis - a process called ejaculation - and these may be deposited inside the woman's vagina.
CONCEPTION
In order for a woman to become pregnant, several events must occur.
- Sperms must swim through the cervix, through the uterus and along the Fallopian tube, and meet an egg which has just been released from the ovary, and which is travelling in the opposite direction along the Fallopian tube.
- One sperm must enter the egg and both cells must join together, so that their nuclei fuse - the process of fertilisation.
- The fertilised egg (zygote) then starts to divide to produce more cells, but the ball of cells produced must become attached to the lining of the uterus (implantation), in order to develop further. It will also continue to produce progesterone which stabilises conditions inside the uterus until birth.
PREGNANCY AND BIRTH
Events after fertilisation
At fertilisation, a sperm and an egg meet and their nuclei fuse. This means that a "new" cell is produced, which combines genetic information from the father and the mother ( in fact, exactly half from each).
See later notes on genetics.
This cell - the zygote - divides again and again to form a ball of cells, called an embryo , which eventually becomes attached to the lining of the uterus (also called the womb) - a process called implantation .
About how many cells make up the embryo at this stage?
> 100
Why is this about the same size as the (single) fertilised egg?
> nothing added - all from division of one cell
The embryo also releases hormones which prevent the normal events of the menstrual cycle, so that the lining of the uterus is not broken down, and stabilise conditions inside the uterus for the duration of pregnancy. This means that a pregnant woman will not undergo menstruation, so "missing a period" is one of the first signs of pregnancy. The hormones will also be present in a pregnant woman's urine, and this is the basis of most pregnancy tests.
As time proceeds, the embryo develops into a stage with noticeably human features, which is known as a foetus , but of course it is also called a baby, even before it emerges after about 9 (calendar) months!
Part of the embryo develops into a structure called the placenta, which has a vital role in supplying everything that the developing embryo needs, and removing what it does not require. As such it maintains constant internal conditions - homeostasis. Actually the placenta is thought to be the main reason for the reproductive success of the main group of mammals. It is also called the after-birth, for reasons which will be obvious later!
All these substances are in fact supplied or removed in solution, by the mother's blood circulation system working in conjunction with the developing baby's own blood system. However, the mother's and the baby's blood do not mix, but they come into very close contact in the placenta.
Blood flows back and forth between the placenta and the embryo along blood vessels inside the umbilical cord , and it is protected inside a bag of fluid called the amnion .
What causes the blood to flow along these blood vessels?
> embryonic heart
Development of the baby
Zygote to Foetus
Day 1: Fertilisation : mm
Day 2: Zygote divides : mm
Day 3: Morula : mm
Day22: Heart starts to beat. 2.0 mm
Day 29: Crown to rump : 5.0 mm
Day 29: Crown to rump : 12.0-14.0 mm
Day 29: Crown to rump : 23.0-23.5 mm
A new human life is started (conceived) in the zygote at the moment of fertilisation, but in the resulting ball of cells there is practically no difference between the cells.
As it grows into an embryo - the cells become specialised for various functions (differentiation) as different body structures become distinct.
From about 8 weeks onwards, it is technically called a foetus. More and more features of the human body become noticeable, even though the foetus itself is small. As the foetus grows, the mother's uterus expands. Usually, the foetus eventually ends up in a head downwards position, and this needs to be checked.
At ante-natal clinics, other checks are carried out in order to monitor the progress of the pregnancy.
These usually include:
- externally checking the growth of the developing foetus by measuring the size of the mother's abdomen
- using a stethoscope to listen to the baby's heartbeat
- monitoring of mother's blood pressure and blood haemoglobin
- possibly more advanced techniques such as ultrasound scanning, which produces a "picture" of the baby in the uterus.
If required, cells may be removed from the liquid surrounding the embryo (amniocentesis) or from the placenta (chorionic villi sampling-CVS), and these may be used in screening for certain genetic diseases. These are fairly simple operations, but not without risks to the developing foetus.
It is also worth noting that these services are only available in the developed countries.
Elsewhere, childbirth remains more problematic.
lhk
Kat

4 May 2004

Quote by KitKat
hi babe where u from

THE MENSTRUAL CYCLE
From puberty ( age roughly 8 - 15 ) until the menopause (age roughly 45 - 55 years), the .
through the rest and down to
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Elsewhere, childbirth remains more problematic.
lhk
Kat
lol

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Genius, sheer laugh-inducing genius. We really are not worthy.
Carpathian