I don't believe it..........

16 Apr 2005

I was in town today and was unexpectedly caught short so headed for the nearest public loo (I hate using public loo's mad

).
Upon entering the lav's I was dismayed to see none were vacant (what is it with queue's and the Ladies lav's??).......luckily for me a loo became available and in I rushed to be confronted by a couple of 'personal' hairs on the loo seat.... I was pretty desperate by now I used some loo roll to gently 'waft' the offending articles off the seat (!!!) and with great relief plonked myself down on the oddly warm seat (I hate that too.......just reminds you that a complete stranger has just had their arse there!!)
I then began to snigger to myself as a rather amusing thought sprang to my ever-so slightly warped mind and called out (rather loudly!) to my mate
''I thought these were supposed to be Public Conveniences not sodding Pubic Inconveniences''
Well.......I thought it was funny anyway!
luv Cuddles xxxx
(hurrah.....my first post.....pathetic I know but what the hell!!)
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

16 Apr 2005

At least you had a seat on the bog.... nothing worse than no seat.... And the hairs 'wafted' away....nothing worse than stubborn ones.... Or skidmarks...or blockages...or tampon tubes....poo splatts.... I really REALLY hate public toilets-it runs in the family. The worst place has to be really scummy night clubs last thing at night :uhoh:

17 Apr 2005

You actually SAT down on the seat?!!!!!!! Eww! :shock:

17 Apr 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
lol cuddlebunny
your lucky you wernt in brighton last time i needed a lou there went in there was 2 guys and a woman locked in the lou made a hasty retreat found the cleaner who locked them in and called the police 15 mins later was able to uncross me legs after loos had all been hosed down as they were carted off they wernt only shagging inthere but doing what thaey shouldent have been doing ether with banned subjects
voddy

New nick time ...... Voddy the Grass ....... that is what they were smoking wasn't it???

17 Apr 2005

Quote by Sexy Swingers
At least you had a seat on the bog.... nothing worse than no seat.... And the hairs 'wafted' away....nothing worse than stubborn ones.... Or skidmarks...or blockages...or tampon tubes....poo splatts.... I really REALLY hate public toilets-it runs in the family. The worst place has to be really scummy night clubs last thing at night :uhoh:

Jeez........ and we men thought that OUR bogs were bad stinking of piss n vomit ... at least we don't have to deal with 'jam sandwiches' .... Yuk! Gross! Pass me a bucket!

17 Apr 2005

The worst place has to be really scummy night clubs last thing at night

and you think the ladies is bad? should see the blokes! :shock: :eeek: i obviously won't mention wading knee deep through pools of piss and vomit, cos it's sunday morning, and people might have queasy stomachs. smile

:doh:
oh, and not that i've ever been in ladies toilets you understand, oh no, so obviously have no point of comparison! :uhoh:
neil x x x ;)