I dont Believe this !

22 Dec 2004

with all those kittens it sounds like a case of too much pussy to me
staggy
have good xmas mate

22 Dec 2004

can she lick her own ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, nah best not go there staggy
staggy

22 Dec 2004

Sorry, trying really hard not to........ oh sod it rotflmao

Mind you if her daughters are all 19 and over........ maybe rat arsed later........... feeling a bit horny............... dunno

23 Dec 2004

Quote by manofmuchfun
anyone got a pill that can make me sleep for the next five days ???

Yes. I do. But you'll have to come fetch. You're just up the road from us, at the moment, too.
(can I have a kitten, please?)

23 Dec 2004

All the girls are 'of age' so there are no worries there, however, what I'd do is this...
Sit them down and talk to them. Say you realise that they probably are not allowed fellas over, for the night, but as mum is not around, you'll keep quiet about it as long as they play fair and behave impecably in every other way. ie: they do the housework, etc.
And yeah, it's better that they're there, than out all night and you at home fretting, surely.

23 Dec 2004

Quote by Vix
All the girls are 'of age' so there are no worries there, however, what I'd do is this...
Sit them down and talk to them. Say you realise that they probably are not allowed fellas over, for the night, but as mum is not around, you'll keep quiet about it as long as they play fair and behave impecably in every other way. ie: they do the housework, etc.

and give you a blow job each per day, minimum!

23 Dec 2004

Not the norm, but a damn sensible mum, they have there.
I had a double bed at my folks from when I was 17 and, like you said earlier, at least it means you know where the damn kids are.
And 'womans' work? Fluckin "never done" is so the truth, innit.

23 Dec 2004

Sorry about you predicament.
Life is a bitch at times.
At least you have a computer to keep you sane, and three quarters of a bottle of whisky.
Chin up geeze.

23 Dec 2004

You can do anything except..
Make any plans for New Years Eve!!! :shock: lol

23 Dec 2004

:P Tell you what manofmuchfun, when you're all done there I've got three lovely brats need looking after while mamma deals with more demanding issues.
Â£250 seems to be the going rate, I'll expect payment up front.
You up for it? lol

PS. My cat's a tom wink

23 Dec 2004

Quote by manofmuchfun
wont settle for a penny less then ?
I'd have paid double for the peace !
I too had some demanding issues but my leather gear seems to be staying in my case ! at least I filled my boots before yesterday !!!

A recently discovered shoe fetish? lol

23 Dec 2004

You put your foot right in it with that staement lol