I feel like a teenager...

21 Jun 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
you should try living by a girls school Nellie, i know it's been a few years since i left school but either teenage girlies develop a lot quicker these days or i was bloody unlucky to end up with the scraggy assed huffer-mooses i got lumbered with.
same with teachers, all the female teachers i know are hwoar: all the ones that taught me looked liked anne widdicomes ugly sister :scared:

I work next door to a posh girls school (if you get a map of Bedford you will be able to work out where I am now!) and sometimes I see some of the young ladies and think that my school was never like that!

21 Jun 2006

Quote by dambuster
We'll send you the video DB! :rascal:

Sendit me ???????????????????????????
If you were reallymy friend, you'd let me come down and make it ! ! ! !
I just KNEW you were going to say that! :giggle:
Ok you can film us but make sure you get a camera with a 'steadycam' facility - I don't want the picture bobbling up and down while you.. ahem... ya know!
wink

21 Jun 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
Ok you can film us but make sure you get a camera with a 'steadycam' facility - I don't want the picture bobbling up and down while you.. ahem... ya know!

21 Jun 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
Ok you can film us but make sure you get a camera with a 'steadycam' facility - I don't want the picture bobbling up and down while you.. ahem... ya know!

Oi, Dammy

i'll lend you mine and look after HLB for you, bargain

21 Jun 2006

Quote by redpantherman
isn't 'a crush' just an cutie, american teen way of saying you've 'got the horn' for someone?

...Yes I really have the horn for her...
Right let rpm put y'awl straight on this...
Girl when horny... They Do Not Have The Horn....They have a 'Wide On' OK?
<Laydeee... no dick no horn - legs open... geddit>
Guys, when horny... They Have a Hard On... biggrin

<Dude... has dick - horn.... hardon> Simple!
rotflmao

Having a "wide on"? :shock:

21 Jun 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Ok you can film us but make sure you get a camera with a 'steadycam' facility - I don't want the picture bobbling up and down while you.. ahem... ya know!

Oi, Dammy

i'll lend you mine and look after HLB for you, bargain
I was kinda hoping that HLB would be helping me "look after" kiss_me.
sad

:( :(
:twisted: :twisted:

21 Jun 2006

Quote by dambuster

DB - you have a solution to everything don't you!
:giggle:

21 Jun 2006

Quote by splendid33
Ok you can film us but make sure you get a camera with a 'steadycam' facility - I don't want the picture bobbling up and down while you.. ahem... ya know!

Oi, Dammy

i'll lend you mine and look after HLB for you, bargain
I was kinda hoping that HLB would be helping me "look after" kiss_me.
sad

:( :(
:twisted: :twisted:
oh for fuck's sake ! ! ! !
That's it ! ! !
Thank you Ladies
It's all just got far too much for me.
I'll be over there.
In the corner.
Quivering.
A quivering wreck
redface

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

21 Jun 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me

DB - you have a solution to everything don't you!
:giggle:
I reckon he was a boy scout in his yoof kiss_me ............ dib dib dib db ........ hows your woggle??? :giggle:

21 Jun 2006

Quote by dambuster

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come on Dammie, do a proper job

21 Jun 2006

: :inlove:
I know that feeling DB! I've got to go to the bloody post office before 5pm today!
I wonder if I can get my hand through that slot in the security glass and quickly feel her........
:shock:

21 Jun 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu

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come on Dammie, do a proper job

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

21 Jun 2006

Size isn't everything
(Allegedly)
wink

21 Jun 2006

Please complete -
She was only the postman's daughter but she knew how to................. (four words)

21 Jun 2006

Quote by Alleyson

DB - you have a solution to everything don't you!
:giggle:
I reckon he was a boy scout in his yoof kiss_me ............ dib dib dib db ........ hows your woggle??? :giggle:
I think you may have something there Alleyson! :giggle:

Quote by meat2pleaseu

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come on Dammie, do a proper job

That is VERY funny Meaty but are your insinuating that a camera needs to be that far away so all of my arse can get in shot??
wink

21 Jun 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
you should try living by a girls school Nellie, i know it's been a few years since i left school but either teenage girlies develop a lot quicker these days or i was bloody unlucky to end up with the scraggy assed huffer-mooses i got lumbered with.
same with teachers, all the female teachers i know are hwoar: all the ones that taught me looked liked anne widdicomes ugly sister :scared:

dangerous ground meaty, dangerous ground? over 16 obviously! ;) but . . .

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
scraggy assed huffer-mooses? love it! :rotflmao: how crap were our schooldays eh? catholic schools, i ask yer! rolleyes

all boys schools . . . even pigging worse, but might explain a lot! ;)
neil x x x ;)

21 Jun 2006

If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right :twisted:

21 Jun 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right :twisted:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sassy... if you'd care to join us? hump

Also could you work the clapper board and use it on any naughty boys? :rascal:

21 Jun 2006

I'm guessing they're not 16 but they look older and there's a few that are taller than me :shock: , guess the worlds a bit different than it was 'in our day' confused

. now if only they'd teach them how not to walk infront of my fekin car cos they're not gonna make it to breeding age at this point (i blame IPOD's and a general air of stupidity dunno

)
and whats this catholic school stuff? i went to a plain old comprehensive (maybe thats where i went wrong, should have joined the catholic girls school)

21 Jun 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right :twisted:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sassy... if you'd care to join us? hump

Also could you work the clapper board and use it on any naughty boys? :rascal:
ooooo can I? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Sassy grabs the clapper board and runs off in search of Meaty

21 Jun 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
...Having a "wide on"? :shock:

:twisted: Cum 'ere darlin' lemme show ya in some more graphic detail..
:rascal: hump

:love: :smoke:

21 Jun 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me

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come on Dammie, do a proper job

That is VERY funny Meaty but are your insinuating that a camera needs to be that far away so all of my arse can get in shot??
wink

No, No. mearly planning ahead so we can also get some sweeping shots of all the audience :thumbup:

21 Jun 2006

:giggle:
I could see this bit of kit coming in handy whilst filming!

21 Jun 2006

Can I have the job as (un)dresser too? :twisted:

21 Jun 2006

I dunno about "I feel like a teenager"
I feel like getting everyone in this thread over for a slightly under dressed evening of fun and frolicks!!!

21 Jun 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Can I have the job as (un)dresser too? :twisted:

Oooo yes - I bet you have a pair of expert hands!
silly

hwoar:

21 Jun 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
:giggle:
I could see this bit of kit coming in handy whilst filming!

I only have a small one

But then again, it's a bit like fast cars and big cocks - it's not what you've got, it's what you do with it wink

21 Jun 2006

can I be the fluffer? :rascal:
:twisted:

21 Jun 2006

Quote by Darkfire
can I be the fluffer? :rascal:
:twisted:

you can be my fluffer...... :twisted:

21 Jun 2006

Quote by splendid33
can I be the fluffer? :rascal:
:twisted:

you can be my fluffer...... :twisted:
How we all do a bit of fluffing?
:rascal: :grin: :rascal: