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I feel like a teenager...

Quote by meat2pleaseu
you should try living by a girls school Nellie, i know it's been a few years since i left school but either teenage girlies develop a lot quicker these days or i was bloody unlucky to end up with the scraggy assed huffer-mooses i got lumbered with.
same with teachers, all the female teachers i know are sillyhwoar: all the ones that taught me looked liked anne widdicomes ugly sister :scared:

I work next door to a posh girls school (if you get a map of Bedford you will be able to work out where I am now!) and sometimes I see some of the young ladies and think that my school was never like that!
Quote by dambuster
We'll send you the video DB! :rascal:

Sendit me ???????????????????????????
If you were reallymy friend, you'd let me come down and make it ! ! ! !
I just KNEW you were going to say that! :giggle:
Ok you can film us but make sure you get a camera with a 'steadycam' facility - I don't want the picture bobbling up and down while you.. ahem... ya know!
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Quote by Kiss_Me
Ok you can film us but make sure you get a camera with a 'steadycam' facility - I don't want the picture bobbling up and down while you.. ahem... ya know!
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innocent
Quote by Kiss_Me
Ok you can film us but make sure you get a camera with a 'steadycam' facility - I don't want the picture bobbling up and down while you.. ahem... ya know!
wink

Oi, Dammy wave i'll lend you mine and look after HLB for you, bargain
Quote by redpantherman
isn't 'a crush' just an cutie, american teen way of saying you've 'got the horn' for someone?
...Yes I really have the horn for her...
Right let rpm put y'awl straight on this...
Girl when horny... They Do Not Have The Horn....They have a 'Wide On' OK?
<Laydeee... no dick no horn - legs open... geddit>
Guys, when horny... They Have a Hard On... biggrin
<Dude... has dick - horn.... hardon> Simple!
rotflmao
Having a "wide on"? :shock:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Ok you can film us but make sure you get a camera with a 'steadycam' facility - I don't want the picture bobbling up and down while you.. ahem... ya know!
wink

Oi, Dammy wave i'll lend you mine and look after HLB for you, bargain
I was kinda hoping that HLB would be helping me "look after" kiss_me.
sad :( :(
:twisted: :twisted:
Quote by dambuster


innocent

DB - you have a solution to everything don't you!
:giggle:
Quote by splendid33
Ok you can film us but make sure you get a camera with a 'steadycam' facility - I don't want the picture bobbling up and down while you.. ahem... ya know!
wink

Oi, Dammy wave i'll lend you mine and look after HLB for you, bargain
I was kinda hoping that HLB would be helping me "look after" kiss_me.
sad :( :(
:twisted: :twisted:
oh for fuck's sake ! ! ! !
That's it ! ! !
Thank you Ladies
It's all just got far too much for me.
I'll be over there.
In the corner.
Quivering.
A quivering wreck
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Quote by Kiss_Me


innocent

DB - you have a solution to everything don't you!
:giggle:
I reckon he was a boy scout in his yoof kiss_me ............ dib dib dib db ........ hows your woggle??? :giggle:
Quote by dambuster

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come on Dammie, do a proper job
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I know that feeling DB! I've got to go to the bloody post office before 5pm today!
I wonder if I can get my hand through that slot in the security glass and quickly feel her........
:shock:
Quote by meat2pleaseu


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come on Dammie, do a proper job

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Size isn't everything
(Allegedly)
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Please complete -
She was only the postman's daughter but she knew how to................. (four words)
Quote by Alleyson


innocent

DB - you have a solution to everything don't you!
:giggle:
I reckon he was a boy scout in his yoof kiss_me ............ dib dib dib db ........ hows your woggle??? :giggle:
I think you may have something there Alleyson! :giggle:
Quote by meat2pleaseu


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come on Dammie, do a proper job

That is VERY funny Meaty but are your insinuating that a camera needs to be that far away so all of my arse can get in shot??
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
you should try living by a girls school Nellie, i know it's been a few years since i left school but either teenage girlies develop a lot quicker these days or i was bloody unlucky to end up with the scraggy assed huffer-mooses i got lumbered with.
same with teachers, all the female teachers i know are sillyhwoar: all the ones that taught me looked liked anne widdicomes ugly sister :scared:

dangerous ground meaty, dangerous ground? over 16 obviously! ;) but . . .
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
scraggy assed huffer-mooses? love it! :rotflmao: how crap were our schooldays eh? catholic schools, i ask yer! rolleyes all boys schools . . . even pigging worse, but might explain a lot! ;)
neil x x x ;)
If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right :twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right :twisted:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sassy... if you'd care to join us? hump
Also could you work the clapper board and use it on any naughty boys? :rascal:
I'm guessing they're not 16 but they look older and there's a few that are taller than me :shock: , guess the worlds a bit different than it was 'in our day' confused . now if only they'd teach them how not to walk infront of my fekin car cos they're not gonna make it to breeding age at this point (i blame IPOD's and a general air of stupidity dunno)
and whats this catholic school stuff? i went to a plain old comprehensive (maybe thats where i went wrong, should have joined the catholic girls school)
Quote by Kiss_Me
If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right :twisted:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sassy... if you'd care to join us? hump
Also could you work the clapper board and use it on any naughty boys? :rascal:
ooooo can I? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Sassy grabs the clapper board and runs off in search of Meaty
Quote by Kiss_Me
...Having a "wide on"? :shock:
:twisted: Cum 'ere darlin' lemme show ya in some more graphic detail..
:rascal: hump 69position blast :love: :smoke:
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come on Dammie, do a proper job

That is VERY funny Meaty but are your insinuating that a camera needs to be that far away so all of my arse can get in shot??
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No, No. mearly planning ahead so we can also get some sweeping shots of all the audience :thumbup:
:giggle:
I could see this bit of kit coming in handy whilst filming!
Can I have the job as (un)dresser too? :twisted:
I dunno about "I feel like a teenager"
I feel like getting everyone in this thread over for a slightly under dressed evening of fun and frolicks!!!
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Can I have the job as (un)dresser too? :twisted:

Oooo yes - I bet you have a pair of expert hands!
sillyhwoar:
Quote by Kiss_Me
:giggle:
I could see this bit of kit coming in handy whilst filming!

I only have a small one

But then again, it's a bit like fast cars and big cocks - it's not what you've got, it's what you do with it wink
can I be the fluffer? :rascal:
:twisted:
Quote by Darkfire
can I be the fluffer? :rascal:
:twisted:

you can be my fluffer...... :twisted:
Quote by splendid33
can I be the fluffer? :rascal:
:twisted:

you can be my fluffer...... :twisted:
How we all do a bit of fluffing?
:rascal: :grin: :rascal: