I F**K YE NOT!

1 Apr 2004

:bounce: You clever old stick Sarge!!!

1 Apr 2004

Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
As a temporary measure I have modified all the pages - removed the offending Hmm Hmm references and Hmm Hmm graphics and replaced them all with the words Hmm Hmm for now!
The tune has been replaced with a temporary one and Wilma has penned some words for it.
As soon as I get a chance tomorrow I will up the pages and then the Hmm Hmm can go kiss my arse! Coz I think the page is so much funnier now knowing why it is called the Hmm Hmm!
Happy now Always Wright! ( I Know how I spelt it and so does she!)

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Fancy meeting sometime?
Fred

2 Apr 2004

If a new name is agreed, all the other elements will follow naturally.
Just some thoughts:
Ladies Union of Swinging Heaven
Swinging Heaven Association of Gorgeous Gutsy Enterprising Resourceful Sirens

2 Apr 2004

Female Unprejudiced Committee of Kinks/knockers/knobs biggrin

Venus

2 Apr 2004

Not a suggestion here.
I have just read this thread and I have to say that my flabber has never been more gasted!
What a shame Fred!!
Mind you you have had some pretty great suggestions for a replacement name!
Mrs Peel

2 Apr 2004

F emales
U nited in
C hallenging
K nitting
I nstitutions
T o
Y ell............
F ree
U s from
C rafts and
K itting
We know they want to join us!!!

2 Apr 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
F emales
U nited in
C hallenging
K nitting
I nstitutions
T o
Y ell............
F ree
U s from
C rafts and
K itting
We know they want to join us!!!

Perfect!

2 Apr 2004

I don't think it will make it to the top ten Emma but it was worth a try.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

2 Apr 2004

Well, I have seen and heard it all now !!!!
I can just picture the old ladies gathered once a week at their local hmm hmm meetings, all huddled a laptop they borrowed from one of their grandsons, admiring the content of the SH hmm hmm, inparticular the willy warmers

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
How about the grand re-naming of the SH hmm hmm to the Swinging Heaven Little Cherubs ! Although, second thoughts, we might get sued under the trade descriptions act :giggle:
Time to run now before Jags, Sappho and Wilma catch up with me for that one :twisted:

2 Apr 2004

There is no real need to change the anthem - unless we simply fancy a new tune and words. Fred you have a PM.
Just remember that the hmmm hmmm do NOT own the copyright to either the words (William Blake - long since dead) or the tune (Parry - not quite so long since dead) to Jerusalem. It is very frequently sung, not least at the Last Night of the Proms and no-one has to ask the hmmm hmmm for permission to do so. In any case, we never printed extracts from the tune and the words are our own. Legally speaking, the copyright on our version of the words is mine, I believe. :smug:
Anyway, we will be back with an alternative name for the Ladies' Organisation. Sappho, Sarge and Wilma have come up with my favourites so far.
Remember girls, us chaps are right behind you!! hump

, Ooops, sorry redface

Will
hmmm hmmm composer - now as redundant as Sappho sad

2 Apr 2004

ATTENTION! Owwww - that hurt my throat!
The pages are back!
Modified to protect the interferring - sorry, meant innocent!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/humour/clubs/hmmhmm/
Any reference to Hmm Hmm has been removed for now and there is a naff tune, logo and strapline there for the time being - so come on - get your thinking heads on - new name and strap line for the revamped Hmm Hmm and we can then get people working on the graphics.
Thanks for your patience!
Fred

2 Apr 2004

Quote by willxx69
There is no real need to change the anthem - unless we simply fancy a new tune and words. Fred you have a PM.
Just remember that the hmmm hmmm do NOT own the copyright to either the words (William Blake - long since dead) or the tune (Parry - not quite so long since dead) to Jerusalem. It is very frequently sung, not least at the Last Night of the Proms and no-one has to ask the hmmm hmmm for permission to do so. In any case, we never printed extracts from the tune and the words are our own. Legally speaking, the copyright on our version of the words is mine, I believe. :smug:

Totally agree we don't need to do this Will - but to be honest with you they bore me now and I think that "Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" has more relevance for them than Jerusalem after this little debacle! rolleyes

So - if we are going to have a new name and new logo and strapline - why not go the whole Hmm Hmm - sorry - HOG! and have a new anthem and words as well!
Someone pass the smelling salts to the infiltrators in the back row again - they have just seen March's Calendar is up again!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Fred

2 Apr 2004

Well I never :!: lol

2 Apr 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :lol2:
I think the new anthem is brilliant!!!!!!!!

2 Apr 2004

Quote by FredFlintstone
"Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"

It's not really suitable for the new hmm hmm, but I couldn't resist:
He was afraid to post it on the ads page
He was so frightened by what they'd say
His last girlfriend had left him in such a rage
He was afraid it would end in dismay
Five, six, seven, eight, tell the people what we hate
It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie tiny cock pic, his small weenie
That he posted the first time today.
It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie tiny cock pic, Jags turned greenie
So in the forum he thought he would stay.
(At this point in the song, it is traditional for the audience to shoot the singer. No one has ever discovered what the rest of the words are)

2 Apr 2004

I wouldn't want to worry anyone but click on this....
Hmm
It seems like everything is copywrited nowadays!
Kit
xxx

2 Apr 2004

Hmmity hmm! Are there no words left that are safe to use?
Wait - I have a plan. Let's confuse copyright, trademarks, and patents even further. Raid the works of Shakespeare and claim prior art on the lot.
I favour either "Much Ado About Nothing" or "The Comedy of Errors". Suggesting "The Taming of the Shrew" would only get me into trouble with the girlies ("The Tempest").

2 Apr 2004

How about Tina Arena Â» Swinging Heaven(Show Me Heaven)
I got the idea from a sing song at a party a few weeks back
There you go
Flashing fever from your eyes
Hey babe
Come over here and shut them tight
I'm not denying
We're flying above it all
Hold my hand
Don't let me fall
You've such amazing grace
I've never felt this way
Oh, swinging heaven, cover me
Leave me breathless
Oh, swinging heaven please
Here I go
I'm shaking just like the breeze
Hey babe
I need your head to steady me
I'm not denying
I'm frightened a much as you
Though I'm barely touching you
I've shivers down my spine, and it feels divine
Oh, swinging heaven, cover me
Leave me breathless
Oh, swinging heaven please
Do you know what it's like to dream a dream
Baby hold me tight and let this be
Oh, swinging heaven, cover me
Leave me breathless
Oh, swinging heaven please
Dawn :silly:

2 Apr 2004

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh, the record company bosses would have great fun with that one!
Kat, if Hmm is taken, what about Hmmmmmmm, surely it makes it legal if you just add a few more "mmmmm"s?????
I really did think all this was an April fool, OK, maybe it wasn't redface

9 Apr 2004

OK just read through all this Hmmm Hmmm stuff - am I the only one reminded of that classic clip from Monty Pythons Life of Brian?
"Are you the Hmmm Hmmmm?"
FUCK OFF!!!!
We are the I of W
Damn, that looks like the Isle of Wight now I've written it down! :doh:
Trust me, it sounded funnier out loud than written down! rotflmao

...... I'll get me coat!

9 Apr 2004

Misschief - I think the whole bloody thing was Pythonesque!
I only wish Mark had let me talk to Miss Always Wright & Righteous at the Solicitors who represented the Hmm Hmm - sorry the Anally Retentive!
"There is a Mr Frederick Flintstone from Swinging Heaven in Bedrock on the phone for you Miss Wright"
Priceless!
Fred